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Thought I would drop by to see what you guys are up to.

I did something extremely stupid yesterday. Co-worker of mine said he would pick up lunch for me and came back with Checkers. Fucker knows I dont eat fast food, esp. not Checkers. Well, after awhile I decided "fuck it" and ate some of the sandwhich. Ive been home since yesterday afternoon sick with food poisioning. Since there isnt shit to do around here, I figured I would drop by to see whats going on in the oz.

 

Noteworthy happenings while away:

 

-One of the offices on the floor above me caught fire. The sprinklers flooded our floor, and destroyed our computers and shit. I got out of work for a week.

 

-Vacation (thanks to fire) in Tampa, got invited to the italian-american club in Ybor city by some old guys, free drinks and cigars all night. Listened to them tell stories about the mafia. Good stuff. Later in the week we rented a kyak and tried to make it over to an area where there are manatees, we were stopped half way by cops in a speed boat. Took 1 hour of talking to convince them not to arrest us for tresspassing. My buddy then got open container..Hahahaha. My girl also puked on me during the plane ride back.

 

-Went to the Outback Bowl for free. We bought drinks for some Pennstate fans at a bar, turns out they were big contributers and they gave us free tickets.

 

-My dad gave me a bottle of wild turkey for Christmas, which was cashed by dinner. First year I ever drank my dad under the table, first time Ive ever seen him throw up too. hahaha.

 

-Sold some of my work to a guy in Cleveland. Used the money to finally pay off my school loans. Debt free now BITCHES!!

 

-Almost died. Girlfriend dropped the curling iron and it bounced off the ground into the bathtub. Luckily it unplugged before it landed in my lap. Almost burnt my balls off.

(Who takes a bath? I do. Fuck off. haha.)

 

-I watched a snow plow hit a deer on the highway at 60 miles an hour. The thing fucking FLEW! No lie, this was the SECOND time I have seen this happen. I have to drive through BFE to get to work.

 

Umm..thats about all thats worth while. Pretty boring shit on the regular.

 

Alot to read, skip it if needed. Just wanted to say whats up to the heads.

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props for drinking your dad under the table and watching him puke... make sure to give him shit about it whenever you talk to him..

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dude that curling iron shit is bad, nothing happend but i would have not let that bitch hear the end of it. if mine even so much as leaves the coffe pot or curling iron plugged in after use i throw it in the trash...

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props for drinking your dad under the table

 

Is this the undertone of the century or what?

 

And wtf Shameless, you left, and said you weren't coming back... you can just come traipsin back to 12oz whenever dude.

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My bad. Im not back for good. Im just sick and wanted to check out what was going on.

 

Right now- Commercial. A&E is showing the first season of Sopranos. Its been awhile since I saw these. Being sick isnt too bad, minus the throwing up and shitting ones self.

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can you imagine going into the trauma ward with curling-iron scortched testicles? they'd never believe you...

 

"it was a million to one chance doc!"

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can you imagine going into the trauma ward with curling-iron scortched testicles? they'd never believe you...

 

"it was a million to one chance doc!"

 

No fucking shit. Im a hairy ass italian too. If my shit wasnt under water I woulda gone up like the fuckin hindenburg.

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How can you only say you are coming back to visit, either you are here for good or not at all.

 

But anyways, welcome back, and glad to hear your nuts are safe.

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-My dad gave me a bottle of wild turkey for Christmas, which was cashed by dinner. First year I ever drank my dad under the table, first time Ive ever seen him throw up too. hahaha.

hehehehehe this made me laugh out loud for real!

 

And good you didn't die on that curling iron...

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i think the mythblusters proved dropping electronicas into the tub won't dead you.

 

other way round

they proved conclusively that dropping a toaster and such in to a bath tub will kill you.

note to self: no more breakfast in bath

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It's all good Shameless. I went and picked up my head I had at the machine shop for a week. Got all the valve stem seals replaced, valve job, hot tanked, resurfaced the area that seats to t he head gasket,.... man that shit was pretty when I got it, looked brand new.... also, got 8 new exhaust valves installed because they weren't "meaty" enough to be machined to seat properly.... anyway, things are comin along real nice. I finally picked up an ECU for my car the other week also and tried it before I bought it, revv'd my friend's car to the moon with the BOV wildin out without a problem... (that's the test for an ecu, does it perform under high load).... anyway, you take care... you should send me your email address in a PM, I tried to get it from you before you left last time.

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baths are fucking gross. theres nothing gay about them, but for anyone to sit in a pool of theyre own filth is nasty. plus hot water and shit... you know all them germs are multiplying like crazy. showers only for me

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