Evangelion>Ogre Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 2-3 times? Wowzers And that's even if I have sex on said day...I think I may have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 - My girlfriend reads Star, and I enjoy learning about Celebes fuckups before you do - I watch Desperate Housewives - I sell things on the phone - I was once told by Bob Marley to live-up - I like Devo - My girlfriend has my balls in her purse and my dick in her mouth - Aliens tried to abduct me once, but I got scared and ran home - I want a job with the CIA - I too, touch myself in an impure manner... often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Riding microscooters ( i can tailwhip and 360 so its not all bad ) Trainspotting Making people jelous Punk porn And hot emo girls gay i cant belivee i admitted that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 oh yer and lady soverighns voice, and infact, her herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I am scared of moths with large abdomens and lots of hair I pee sitting down a lot because I like to read Sometimes I pee in the shower I love my art more than my girlfriend I eat fermented soybeans with raw sea urchins and spicy mustard *Sobs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 -kelly clarkson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I have a pug, and I like to kiss her on her squished face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I dance in my living room while listening to Justin Timberlake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 sitting down to piss when i am at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 i used to sit down to piss all the time.. cuz i had a 6 gauge in my dick. word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 my girl used to get bugged out by it.. she called it the claw. i think im putting it back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 i dont know if it counts but i once hada cup of tea but didnt drink any and worked my way through it by dipping biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 freak nasty - da dip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I like Smirnoff mixer shits...I know everyone says it's a bitch drink but goddamnit it's got almost the same alcohol as most beers and it tastes fuckin good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 -i masturbated while thinking of my best freinds girl, who had just told me she had gotten raped. WHOA.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 -I masturbate to my wife's sister, and my wife is the hot one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I sometimes feel like a huge failure. wait... was this the open group therapy session? I think i'm in the wrong room...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 -I masturbate to my wife's sister' date=' and my wife is the hot one.[/quote'] :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 mxc totempoles porn noodles stealing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 picking my nose in people's cars and droppin it on the floor...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 picking my nose in people's cars and droppin it on the floor...lol haha. co signed. edit: i do sometimes worry about my drinking. but fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Punk porn And hot emo girls yep, me too. i dont know why either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Ahahaha I allways pick my nose at other peoples houses, I then proceed to wipe/flick my boogers where ever I please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I like Smirnoff mixer shits...I know everyone says it's a bitch drink but goddamnit it's got almost the same alcohol as most beers and it tastes fuckin good Girl Pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 i drive a honda mini van (the VW got totaled) im a star wars geek i love smoking weed cuz it makes me normal. girls just kinda piss me off. maybe cuz when ever they wanna hang out or something im to busy paintin or gettin high with my friends. i admit that im a HUGE pot head. i smoke about a 1/2oz. a day when with at least one friend. i love skateboarding. its my first love and im glad its a thing im good at cuz not a lot of people can do it. im a mac. person i like to brag. but i never do unless there is no doubt that im the master at a certain thing. i really wish i had a good job sometimes i want to wear hollister clothing and go pick up some hot hollister beach girl. i am OCD i like boat shoes, and wear them all the time. even when naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 i am OCD . i hear you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po-thead Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 -the brusies i wake up with after a hardnight of painting/partying -how i feel riding shotgun in a fast car with a sunroof, on these super hot summer nights, at least half drunk with all the windows down and the music really loud... and then shouting dirty things at women, including old ones with walkers. -when i play with people's emotions... not hard to get, but flip-floppy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Smoking. Whats with the immortals, dlush and TTboy at the top of the thread hmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 i sometimes jerk off thinking of porkchop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 -masturbating first thing in the morning many days. -eat wayyyy too many pharmies too often. -use drugs in general/in love with an ex junky. -corporate women in power suits downtown. -mac products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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