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- My girlfriend reads Star, and I enjoy learning about Celebes fuckups before you do

- I watch Desperate Housewives

- I sell things on the phone

- I was once told by Bob Marley to live-up

- I like Devo

- My girlfriend has my balls in her purse and my dick in her mouth

- Aliens tried to abduct me once, but I got scared and ran home

- I want a job with the CIA

- I too, touch myself in an impure manner... often.

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I am scared of moths with large abdomens and lots of hair

I pee sitting down a lot because I like to read

Sometimes I pee in the shower

I love my art more than my girlfriend

I eat fermented soybeans with raw sea urchins and spicy mustard

 

*Sobs*

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i drive a honda mini van (the VW got totaled)

 

im a star wars geek

 

i love smoking weed cuz it makes me normal.

 

girls just kinda piss me off. maybe cuz when ever they wanna hang out or something im to busy paintin or gettin high with my friends.

 

i admit that im a HUGE pot head.

 

i smoke about a 1/2oz. a day when with at least one friend.

 

i love skateboarding. its my first love and im glad its a thing im good at cuz not a lot of people can do it.

 

im a mac. person

 

i like to brag. but i never do unless there is no doubt that im the master at a certain thing.

 

i really wish i had a good job

 

sometimes i want to wear hollister clothing and go pick up some hot hollister beach girl.

 

i am OCD

 

i like boat shoes, and wear them all the time. even when naked.

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-the brusies i wake up with after a hardnight of painting/partying

-how i feel riding shotgun in a fast car with a sunroof, on these super hot summer nights, at least half drunk with all the windows down and the music really loud... and then shouting dirty things at women, including old ones with walkers.

-when i play with people's emotions... not hard to get, but flip-floppy...

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