Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 HAHA, devilush, I didnt expect to get a good comment from a girl about this one;) Thanx, There are plenty more, but lets stick to the "hilarious" thing:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
META Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 not in order ** puffed wheat with plain yogurt and orange juice on top is great, even if it resembles vomit. ** i like to skateboard when no ones watching. i do it all the time because i love it, but i never get any better. all i can do is fucking drop in, and ollie. i guess that i suck so much i would feel like a poser if i went to a park or if i wore a skate shirt. **im a punk rock/ hardcore kid, but im a closet lover of blink182, third eye blind, and oasis **im crazy into underground hip hop too, but i feel guilty for listening to it, like im stealing their culture. but then again i should feel guilty for being having the unfair privilages accorded to american straight white males. ** i masturbate occasionally, even if it makes me feel dirty, even though i have people that could do it for me ** i like to sleep naked its really comfortable ** everything that is fucked up in my life, is usually my fault ** i just realized how hipocritical it must seem for a straightedge kid to be suicidal. ** ive been in love with my best friends girlfriend for three years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedtolove Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 hmmm.i masterbate more than any one i have ever met even when i have a girl we are talking 7 to 13 times aday haha i love crafts,and crafts stores. i enjoy watching pbs on saturday and sunday morning ally mcbeal sometimes i really wanna stay home and hang out with my sister and mom then with friends or whatever haha i thought titanic was an awesome movie shopping,im all about going with the women..dont really enjoy buying stuff for me watching the moon and stars. bascially im a girl in a guys body..i am a lesbian hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 -writing my name in piss (I LOVE THIS) -sleeping instead of going to class -watching howard stern -staying up until I'm am exhausted instead of going to bed at a reasonable hour -shirking responsibilities at work -watching porn -checking out every woman I see -smoking pot alone -not studying -drinking myself into oblivion -unintentionally being rude to nice people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 heres some more... reading the porn articles in the store and not buying em... biting my nails like im having a nervous break down... sniffing like theres no tomorrow...*sniff*..see!.. making beat box sounds with my mouth when im bored... altering a one dollar so i can see the look on the ladys face at seven eleven... peeing in a circle in the toilet bowl... puttin ketchup in my macaroni & cheese... getting drunk by myself.. well now yall know my guilty pleasures.....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Devilush, you have a PS2? That's exciting, because one of my other guilty pleasures is sitting in front of my TV playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. I really want to play part 3, but alas, no PS2 (yet). I can't wait until we (the Stonecutters) are all hanging out together, getting stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 lol im also guilty as charged with beatboxing to myself sometimes i get so into it everything gets covered in spit and don't notice the girl ive had a crush on for 4 years entering the room until she calls mea weirdo and walks out...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Originally posted by ZENYTH.ASP Watching Trading Spaces on TLC masterbating to missy elliott and queen latifa [/color] this shit made me choke on my sunny dee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 --Staying up wayyy too late every night, school nights included, it feels so much nicer to take a shower when you can barely keep your eyes open, and it's so much easier and "pleasurable" to fall asleep when you are extremely tired. --Punching myself in the head<<it's enjoyable in a sense --Listening to lame-ass 80s music and enjoying it, in my car sometimes --Drinking lots of herbal energy drinks before work to stay energetic and focused --Masturbating doesn't make me feel guilty! --Laughing cynically --Getting phone calls, no matter who they're from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Originally posted by Devilush -i want red knee high boots. seems kinda kinky but i think it would be fun to own. ] -i do love getting all dressed up and all pretty like. -i wont ever admit this to anyone but the brown haired guy of 12oz called Dr. Frink is really cute. i hate their music though. -i tell Frink that i hate it when they tell me that i say everything they ever wanted to hear...., but i really do love it. it will be a benefit later on. **dr. frink.....you know i still love ya!!;) what a girl.... i am gonna go take a nap and dream sweet dreams of PS2, Devilush, and Knee High Boots... ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 3 pork chops, nothing else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 ya'll really feel guilty for this? i sometimes feel guilty about never putting effort into anything.. and the fact that i enjoy being alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Yeah Vanity, I feel guilty for those to. Hopefully there is no pleausure there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 sorry girls its like A.D.I.D.A.S. i like to please a woman more than pleasing myself..SEXUALLY i dont master my bait as offten as i used to...but "what a challenge" in church i dont check out chicks until someone points them out...then i think nasty... i respect women to the fullest,but i think of sex with all of them. you could be plump,skinny,"Perfect",short,tall,not really of a butch fan,nerdy,bitchy;) ,sluttyro even dem mothers.well, it doesnt really matter..... "my friends",dont get me wrong,but i think devilush and secret are sexy..i dont even know what they look like.. but i am scary like that..like looking at this thread,i skipped all the guys "guilty pleasures" and went straight to the women's... 12oz confession booth going on here.... well,thats just one of my confessions.im a good guy and would like to admit that. just so you so called "playas" know,sex with a girl with no love can rip them apart and i feel like killing those who change the woman by using and abusing = to some girl who did not need "that" change...those are the women i dont want to get "freaky" with,but i still think about it.. :mexican: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 -i watch lifetime sometiems... you know, the womens channel? -i masturbated while thinking of my best freinds girl, who had just told me she had gotten raped. -i like linkin park -my uncles a retard -ill fuck anything that walks -i throughly enjoy makin fun of white kids who think they are black (allthough im white to..) -i eat way too many potstickers -ive looked at porn with pregnent chicks in it and i cant think of anything esle... ill post later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 hmmm...is it a guilty pleasure if you feel bad but do it anyway? i dont feel bad about any of the shit i do. heres some odd stuff that i do anyway: 1)i watch the little devil "criminal mischief" video at least once a day. 2)i dont wash my hair with shampoo often, but its clean and ill die saying that. 3)i wake up at 11:30 every day when im supposed to be at work by 11 4)i watch the following tv shows that my friends despise; beverly hills, invader zim (you CANT hate on invader zim...), angry beavers, pokemon, jackie chan adventures, xmen evolution, fairly odd parents, the list goes on and on... 5)i compulsively steal stickers from the bike shop i work at and stick them on my cd player 6)painters touch "berry pink" is my favorite color 7)i usually watch fight club once a day 8)i stay up till 4 in the morning, every morning, on this goddamned site 9)i think that the 2 girls who work in the deli by my job are so fucking hot and while im working i have porno-esque thoughts of a 3some with them i cant think of anything else right now, but im sure itll come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 I like Martha Stewart I like to watch cooking shows I like to read dumb magazines like Lucky and Jane Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Fabulous I like stealing from art supply stores, even if it's crap I don't use. I like to read stuff on graffiti message boards. There's a certain curiousity I have with gore, like on rotten.com - "I'm repulsed, yet I can't look away!" I like talking about celebrities and watching Friends. Donuts and junky cupcakes - YUMMY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 checking out older women and thinking about railing them chubby chicks and thinking aboutr ailing them too not putting out any effort in to things like school but putting loads of effort in to painting and graffiti listening to puffy i'll post more you wait i'm a sick fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eros Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 Hi everybody, My name is *** ********* and I love Madonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 I don't know if ANYONE feels me on this.... but .... counting crows... so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 oh but i do enjoy them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 3, 2001 Share Posted December 3, 2001 im a christian that doesnt believe in organized religion yeah,thats pretty bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Spill it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 3 pork chops' date=' nothing else...[/quote'] I think one cousin fucker is enough round these here parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 what did I just say in that Tribe thread the other day? NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PUSSY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 - I'm an anime geek. - I own 3 records by the Cardigans...3!! - I've had sex with 4 women I met online. - I read the "celebrity gossip" columns in the newspaper. - I masturbate about 2-3 times a day, on average. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 2-3 times? Wowzers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Blaming people for my foul farts and making them feel really embarrased about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I love the OC. I'm hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Shitty action movies with Schawarzenegger, Stallone, Segal, Van Damme, Snipes etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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