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Re: Channel Zero House Party...

 

I'd roll to the party with a bunch of asian girls just as soon as all the guys were giving up hope on there being an equal mix of girls and guys.

 

People would be like "What, wait...whoa! It's isn't just all talk! Whoooaaaa!"

 

Then Rushawn and I would roll the washing machine out the front door and down the front steps at 5 a.m. to the cheers of the people playing dominoes on the porch.

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I would say I am going.

Then not show up.

 

If I did find it in my schedule to make an appearance, upon my entrance everyone would look to each other.

Then look to me.

In awe.

"I didn't know there was going to be a rock and roll band here tonight."

Much glitz and fanfare.

I would impress small groups of people with my wit and dance skillz.

Then my jokes would turn mean spirited.

Hurt feelings precede hurt faces.

I would yell.

And break things.

Then gather my posse and take off.

Pissing on everyone's cars as we left.

 

It would totally ruin the event.

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While making a run to 7-11 for more beer, Transplant and Highsociety manage to convince a pack of shouldertapping underage girls to come back to the party. Innappropriate touching follows.

 

Someone switches out Seekings bag of blow for AJAX. Members of BOP suddenly experience massive nosebleeds and the bathroom is drenched in gore. Hardcore Channel Zero followers still brave the blood splattered laptop to deliver up to the minute reports.

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everyone would look at bloodfart with disgust but no one would really take her seriously...

spreadaids might try to smash just for all our sakes

VAJ would immediately try to gain the attention of the mods who were huddled in a separate room and asking what people's 12oz names were when people tried to get in...

qawee and mero would be comparing ski masks and talkin about what mixtapes to cop

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we'd all call each other by our screen names.

 

"hi im devilush. and you are??"

 

"im *******"

 

"oh you're just a n00b. nevermind."

 

::walks away::

 

I'd say I was going to totally be there and that we'd finally totally hang out but then I'd flake out on it.

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