alure Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 well he really does like my cooking better than hers.. haha.. she doesnt cook.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Just straight yell on the bitch. It ain't hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Set her up with an email address. E-dating is a given. Then she'll be too busy with e-man to bother calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 answer the phone while he's blowing your back out.... be like: "can't talk now, your son's wrecking myyyyyyyyyyy vagina gutssssssss, and about to pee in my butt!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 she wants you to make an honest man out of him thats why. you two ARE living in sin afterall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 answer the phone while he's blowing your back out.... be like: "can't talk now, your son's wrecking myyyyyyyyyyy vagina gutssssssss, and about to pee in my butt!!!" Aren't you like 25 now? Sometimes i really wonder about your replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: obbessed mother inlaw my mom is a sweetheart she said "aww she just likes talking to you, she's probally very lonely, be nice" :idea: Give the women your moms number and explain she is dying to meet her - problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 ese.. i already made an honest man out him, dont ya think? ;] Rotting Liver.. haha yes, and then my mom would NEVER talk to me again hhahaa i gave in and finally answered.. her persistance won, maybe i'll get a break for a few days.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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