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I'm looking into getting one of those reverse osmosis jawns for my sink.

 

That way everything I eat/drink will taste like it was made with Dasani and I can brag to people about how I spent $300 on this thing that 'does the same shit seagulls do to saltwater before they drink it', and then give them this really confused face when they ask me what the fuck that means.

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being that im a water aficionado i can say that voss is just ok. it looks cool but to my delicate taste pallet for sure Poland Springs tastes the best. too add, if its 100 out and i have not had water all day i would drink gatorade before i drank evian or anything bottled by Dannon....blach!

 

Co-signed like a muthafucka

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being that im a water aficionado i can say that voss is just ok. it looks cool but to my delicate taste pallet for sure Poland Springs tastes the best. too add, if its 100 out and i have not had water all day i would drink gatorade before i drank evian or anything bottled by Dannon....blach!

 

i just had a conversation the other night about this with a certain somebody who also is a germ freak and spade hater... hmmm?

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Culligan in-sink reverse osmosis triple filtration system.

 

Water straight from the tap is for poor people.

 

I am turning myself in on some warrants soon.

I am going to dehydrate.

To death.

Possibly.

Jail water makes me sad in the soul.

 

culligan huh? im all about the rainsoft. i have reverse osmosis as well, but i still only drink fiji or smart water. poland springs is ok in my book, and warrants suck. jail is no fun. dont turn yourself in... move to mexico.

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Jail is no big thing for me.

Sleep my time away.

As long as I don't get more than a month or two.

I did over two years in prison once.

I came out with real big muscles.

And a low tolerance for beer.

 

Dog The Bounty Hunter would never catch me.

I am slippery like an eel.

 

But yes.

Culligan.

It's probably the best water I have ever had.

Not that I am some water expert or anything.

 

I bought a gallon of water at the bodega across the street from my apartments last night.

It was $1.99.

I felt as if I was raped.

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