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Things you WILL NOT pay for.

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Sex....maybe if im in my 50s and not married at that point. .but not now. 

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I've never paid for sex, but I'm certainly not opposed to the prospect, if I were to find myself in need.

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Jewelry, flowers, and every date you've ever picked up the tab for was you indirectly purchasing access to pussy. Covering the catering bill at your wedding is basically just part of a downpayment on a lifetime supply.

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On 8/2/2018 at 7:47 PM, freakeenyc said:

Food at movies. I just eat the relish packets. 

No pockets?

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1 hour ago, LUGR said:

No pockets?

Unfortunately I don't plan ahead when it comes to watching movies.

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Furniture....I work for a moving company and alot of times we will do decomission jobs on commercials or pick up leftovers from estate sales. I picked some nice stuff that had minor defects and made easy repairs. Its a good side hustle because when its done right people will pay a premium price for it

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@~KRYLON2~watch on estate sale cleanouts for old chemicals, (especially boxes of spray paint for use or collection), if  any of it is old (pre 70s) its potentially worth real money. Oil cans and handy oilers can be insane money. Just watched an old zippo lighter fluid handy go for $990. Shit's wild.

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Thanks for the heads up. I find all sorts of stuff in some of these old ass factories. 

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I refuse to pay extra for anything  so if I ever go somewhere I let my kid snap boxes open while he’s in the cart  and I demand a discount for the open item.

 

 

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Psychiatrists. I think that whole thing is a croc o shit

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Television. I routed an antenna in the attic so the wind wont fck it up. Next are solar panels so even the electricity will be home made.

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Envelopes 

I get enough from junk mail and padded/bubble wrapped ones from the work site disposal bin.

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Credit Cards....more specifically, an annual fee.

If I gots to pay $100 just to use your card, guess what....i dont want to use your card.

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