Abracadabra Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 this thread just got 1000% better. carry on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: my new GM is fucking one of our sales girls ok my dude... this may sound like some slimeball shit but hear me out atleast... This is a golden opportunity to blackmail the rolex off this dudes wrist... GM sounds like an abbreviation for Got Money to me. Hollar at shorty... what you need is pictures. or better yet get em without her help and keep the guys money all for yourself. whats at stake for you.... a reference.. whats at stake for him.... humiliation, divorce, alimony, the list is long. whats it going to cost.... hmmm.. maybe 30,000 you are randsoming his current lifestyle what does he get.... videotapes, sound feeds, pictures why is it justified... he got kids and a wife and hes fucking the help what do you do if he doesnt pay up....... well.. everybody finds out... from his children to his wife to his friends to his church to his childrens school to his wife to her parents is he going to comply... i think yes. If its a reasonable sum You looking for a new job anyways right? this is like a severance package that is way too hardcore high stakes for me. theorhetically it could work but in reality.... no. i'm not trying to blackmail dude. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I have no idea what just happened.... except it seems that page 3 is gone... oh well, what else is better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 one word: hater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 DH, sik is banned, less annoying shit from people who don't know how to shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 STOP SNITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 i went out with them for drinks last night. at this point they are on a few other people's radar for sure. people have definitely notcied something brewing. homegirl got pretty wasted. had a pretty in depth convo with homeboy about marriage and commtment while homegirl listened which is pretty hilarious. he was talking about how he feels everything he does now in his life is for his wife and kids and not for himself. he can't smoke cigs in front of his wife. he can't go out and party... lols... so he's telling me i shouldn't get married yet even tho my girl (semi x-girl... i don't know) is pressuring me...... saying how a man will always be a man............ hahaha.... it was like he knows i know something is up and he's pleading with me as a bro to understand his situation... like if i could simplify the theme of our entire conversation he was saying to me... "goose, i know my wife is a 9 and this bitch is a 7 at best but new pussy is new pussy and i'm bored. you're a guy, you understand, right? don't get married and make the same mistakes i did or you'll just wind up bored as fuck and making dumb mistakes" and homegirl was listening to the whole convo. it was all very awkward and hysterical to me. i bounced early, went home, smoked some hash and watched bloodsport on hbo signature. by the way, i didn't realize bloodsport took place in hong kong! i've seen the movie a thousand times when i was younger but it never occured to me until i saw it last night. so awesome to watch jean claude running around a very 80's hong kong. back on topic... so i bounced early and there were only a few people left at the bar, GM and homegirl included. neither of them are in yet this morning. i'll update when homegirl comes in and we have our 11am cig. god i'm such a gossipy bitch. but i guess it's a lot better to be telling you dudes than any of my co-workers... so it's how i cope with holding in such a rad secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Re: my new GM is fucking one of our sales girls that is way too hardcore high stakes for me. theorhetically it could work but in reality.... no. i'm not trying to blackmail dude. haha That was the one piece of the plan I didn't like. Get a friend to do the black mail while you provide the mark and the evidence. You get to keep your hands clean and keep a referance too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 dude=fukt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Hahaha, when I read you were in HK I immediately conjured up Bloodsport!!! Now you mention it, is it really true that once you step off the streets into the back alleys, is it really time to protect your nuts?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 so goose, do you really get in trouble for cheating on a lady in China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 actually it's somewhat common here for hong kong businessmen to have wives in hong kong and china. just that old school traditional shit. my girls father had another wife and kids in china. before he died he asked my girl to always take care of her half brother in china. pretty bizarre. i'm not saying that everyone does that. but i would say cheating here is actually more common since women are less independant. more traditional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Hahaha... he got banned for being a jackass? Well, wouldn't be the first person I've seen go that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 chinese people sound like horny muthafuckas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Its official, I must go to hong kong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 how is that guy pullin broads like that? is it the $$? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 well he's a big dude physically which must help. but yeah, it's the rolex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 yeah big as in teh obeseness just based on what i can see from his squash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 haha. it's a pretty terrible pic. but he's got broad shoulders and he walks around in a leather jacket, shades, rolex... he dresses nice. he looks like he's got loot. he's definitely not having any trouble getting pussy if he wants it. (no homo on the broad shoulders thing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 best title change evaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 GOOSE pics of the 9? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 yeah we need pics of the fam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 id definately fuck shorty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 wheres the hot wife dood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 looks like boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 gossip king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 gossip king oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 goose nice booggggies in that flick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 i don't have pics of the 9. i'll work on it. dude. i really don't think they are boogies. that's just nose and nose hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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