Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 So today I was waiting on the bus at my local downtown station when I looked to my left and saw a woman, of rather large stature, walking slightly wierd and wincing. I could tell she was in some pain and wondered why. Well this woman was wearing high heels. Now this woman must have been EASILY over 200 pounds and I thought what the hell would make you do that to yourself? I mean your fucking huge and well my girlfriend is a skinny chick and she complains about wearing heels I cant imagine what your going thru. Then I started getting deeper and deeper in thought...now Im thinking about the defiance of physics. Think about it..do they even make heels that handle the pounds per square inch that her body is forcing down upon that 1/2 inch radius stem of a heel? How long til that thing breaks in public and you get humiliated? Now imagine poking a tooth pick into an antenna ball and setting on the toothpick with the ball facing up..ITS TOP HEAVY, shouldnt she technically topple over? The whole half hour ride to my house I was pondering this all and came to a conclusion....I dont have any fucking answers for any of that but if you ever see a fat chick in high heels just know that Im out there somewhere laughing with you.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 find a new hobbie like suicde...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 i don't see why women complain about wearing heels all the time. how about wearing regular shoes? or is there some law i don't know about that prevents women from wearing sneakers or flat dress shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 HAHAHa..your funny. Not as funny as the fat chick in heels tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 when i think of fat chicks in high heels i think of this chick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 i don't see why women complain about wearing heels all the time. how about wearing regular shoes? or is there some law i don't know about that prevents women from wearing sneakers or flat dress shoes? I dunno, my woman said if your not used to them its easy to get frustrated with em but if you wear em all the time you get used to it..I guess she could of just worn them alot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 When I think of fat chicks I think of Butte, Montana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 there is nothing attractive about high heels. nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 Yeah and its even worse on fat chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 there is nothing attractive about high heels. nothing. Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 The only attractive thing about heels is that they make a girls calves look nice (thats if the girl has nice legs to begin with) /yesJohnnyDrama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 And it makes them taller. I'm tired of short girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 The only attractive thing about heels is that they make a girls calves look nice (thats if the girl has nice legs to begin with) /yesJohnnyDrama This is true, so again why would that fat bitch wear the heels? Its like watching a gorilla on a tricycle, funny yet tragically sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 **fart noise** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 there is nothing attractive about high heels. nothing. im you with gat bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Kimbeezy and Duck Butter, yall tripping. A chick with nice legs in tight jeans with some heels can look fucking incredible, the heels make her legs and ass stand at attention like "WHATUP." To each his own. Except I'm right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 i dont know......im not down with heels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 heels make the butt nicer my nigs. yeah i dont understand really fat people. i mean how hard is it to not drink soda and get a little exercise?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 This thread is deep. Like 9-11 deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 theres this fat bitch in my religion 150 class whos got to be 250+ but wears clothes to small for my 125lb girlfriend shits fucked up....havent seen her wear heels yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 ill probably laugh cause im a asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 I dont know dude, I'm skinny right now, but I'm steady eating nachos and drinking every day, not even biking that much at the moment. Once this metabolism slows down I can see myself really chubbin up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 QUESTION anyone know how I can add "Recently Added" to one of the options on my itunes? I'm on a PC, and I just upgraded, specifically for this Recently Added shit, but I can't figure out how to make it show up for the life of me. and Heels and buttcheeks and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 i havent drank since new years......i wouldnt mind a king cobra 40 or a 1 pack of newcastle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrat. Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 theres this fat bitch in my religion 150 class whos got to be 250+ but wears clothes to small for my 125lb girlfriend shits fucked up....havent seen her wear heels yet HAHHA yes, and when she does watch her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 I used to wear heels all the time. Only because I had to though. I got used to em but I still hated em with all my heart. They do make ass and calves look nicer. I still say fuck em. Its all about sneakers and little heels now. Or wedges occasionally. fuck heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 why did you have to wear heels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Maybe i'm old fashioned but i find high heels very attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 why does anyone wear high heels? that shit is illogical. girls look just as good in vans. or anything. comfort is more attractive than height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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