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I received the following letter in my box today. Names have been witheld:

 

 

(El Mamerro)______

Box # ___

November 28, 2001

 

Dear (Mamerro):

 

On Monday the 26th, a fellow (person who works with me) found both you and ________ in the office after hours engaging in a personal relationship. I hired you as a (job position) as if you were an adult; therefore, I expect adult behavior. The office is not the place to conduct a personal relationship.

 

I regret that I must terminate you as a (job position) but your behavior is unacceptable. Your termination is effective immediately. Please give your keys to _______ or bring them in during evening hours and put them in my box. Failure to return your keys will result in a $50.00 fine.

 

Sincerely,

 

_______ _______ ___________, Director

 

 

Cc: (important person)

 

 

 

 

^^^^^^BUSTED LIKE A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH. Now there's a story for the grandkids. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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unless the company has a specific policy prohibiting inter-office relationships then he's basically unjustified... even if it does have said policy it doesn't reflect on your adulthood... anyway... just DON'T SIGN ANYTHING... you don't have to qualify anything at all so they're basically fucking you somehow if there's a 'termination agreement'...

 

at least you've can take the day off to paint tomorrow :)

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Unless you are in Texas (or a state with similar laws), where they can fire you without question for no reason at all.

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It's alright, it was a 4hr-a-week Work/Study job, nothing to get bunched up about. I got two other better jobs to back that one up, plus a shitload of work to do for class; I can use the additional free time. I just thought it's funny to get busted for sex in the office. Any similar experiences, anyone? Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

PS: BobHoperoeski, if you read this, stay QUIET or beware my dirty spic wrath.

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oh, now I see why he questioned your adultivity... well, I hope you used yer bosses desk... wipe a big booger on your keys and don't forget to superglue something to your desk... also, paste a buch of porn in your top drawer just to make them wonder...

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Originally posted by alkaline

Unless you are in Texas (or a state with similar laws), where they can fire you without question for no reason at all.

 

that's ridiculous, when you go to work for someone, in the professional world, or in any sort of corporate setting, you will be 'oriented' when you start... they will give you a package, explain any benifits and then have you sign something... the thing you sign is an employment contract, it lays out what you can and cannot do, and what they can and cannot do... usually immediate and unwarrented termination is breach of contract... in all 50 states... if it isn't in there then you might want to rethink your options...

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...i want the story dood!....did you know you were busted, our did you just keep going till you busted?...story!?

 

...thats is some funny shit though, im gonna go home and call my gurl up and have some "personal relationships"...wooohooo!....high five!

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp!

i'd frame it and hang it over my desk

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Oh, this letter is DEFINITELY getting framed, no question about it. My fave part is when she says "I hired you as an adult, therefore I expect adult behavior". Well, that's adult behavior, dumb bitch!!

 

I don't wanna get into much detail out of respect for my girlfriend (who happened to be a coworker), but pretty much what happened was we were scheduled to close at night, and after we locked the place up and turned down the lights, we just went at it for no reason... it wasn't planned or anythng, it just happened. But right when the real dirty deed was about to start, some fucking girl who works there (and wasn't supposed to be there that day anyways) decides she wants to study at the office at night and just barges right in, unlocking the door and turning on the lights. We weren't in plain view, and managed to jump, scamper under a table, and attempt to get dressed before she came in, but we made a hell of a racket, all giggly and shit, and a lot of our clothes were still scattered around, so it was pretty obvious. After uttering a disgusted "Oh my God", she left, and we grabbed our shit and escaped. We even came back and apologized to her afterwards (she already knew it was us), but she was all weirded out, and we knew that was it... she would tell the boss. I don't really hold a grudge towards her anyways. And that's the story. Beer,

 

El mamerro

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haha god that is priceless....how is your girlfriends position...

still though, if it were me, grudge or no grudge, I would superglue her locks and shave her cat....but thats just fun lovin' frinky

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

After uttering a disgusted "Oh my God", she left, and we grabbed our shit and escaped. We even came back and apologized to her afterwards (she already knew it was us), but she was all weirded out, and we knew that was it... she would tell the boss. I don't really hold a grudge towards her anyways. And that's the story. Beer,

 

El mamerro

 

 

Man, i would.

What was her problem?

How ols is she?

Any speculation about how many years past since her last Fuck?

...at least a decade i supose.

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