ViolentByDesign Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 haha mero write me one ill lace you with 100 dipset instrus to rap on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 nah. ketamine and white collar crime. rob a vet or something. pyramid scheme some bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 actually fuck that. my suggestions are bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I NEED A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME THAT DOESNT INVOLVE COCAINE OR GUNS. Stripping. but no seriously, how much money do you need? I know hotel work pays pretty well, security pays alright too, even doormans not bad, do those until you can find another higher paying job. Hell why not take some classes and become a real estate agent. its hard. and you'll need money on the side when you start up, but you can do real well for yourself. http://homebuying.about.com/od/realestatecareers/a/career_advice.htm Whatever you decide, good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 start a talkshow, oprah started as a daytime public access show. now she shits gold bullion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 fuck do comedy clubs. you can get like fifty bucks for a show just for yelling at middle age white people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I've always wanted to stick up a bodega, seriously...easiest 20 bucks you'll ever make, shit you'll be living off the 20 bones for 25 years if you use the right gun! your dominican why aren't you working construction with flip flops on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Ok seriously mero, you want a few grand easily? Here's what you do. I'm into photography and shit and I have noticed that you can go into any camera shop and ask to check out the most expensive camera there, and they will just up and hand it to you and let you play with it. They're behind the counter and you're not far from the door..so go ahead into a camera shop, ask to check out a canon 1ds mark II n, inspect it a bit and just go for the door. No one's going to react fast enough to stop you, I'm sure you're a quick dude, you can outrun those chump camera nerds. Duck through a few backyards to wherever you parked your car, drive away, proceed to sell on ebay. I've always wanted to do this, but for the camera, not the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 find some bitches that are 18 and down to get naked. then make a website. Ha. Rip off the whole Bang Bros idea.. Da Kid's BX Bust'n'Dust Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICU Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 invent some new slang,and copywrite it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 invent some new slang,and copywrite it "FA SHAGANOFF" MY NIGGA WHATS GOOD WHERE YOU BEEN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gee Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 write a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Mero, don't you know the black man ain't got no place in the white man's army? Fighting the white man's war? No Vietnamese ever called you a nigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 19, 2007 Author Share Posted January 19, 2007 Ok seriously mero, you want a few grand easily? Here's what you do. I'm into photography and shit and I have noticed that you can go into any camera shop and ask to check out the most expensive camera there, and they will just up and hand it to you and let you play with it. They're behind the counter and you're not far from the door..so go ahead into a camera shop, ask to check out a canon 1ds mark II n, inspect it a bit and just go for the door. No one's going to react fast enough to stop you, I'm sure you're a quick dude, you can outrun those chump camera nerds. Duck through a few backyards to wherever you parked your car, drive away, proceed to sell on ebay. I've always wanted to do this, but for the camera, not the money. WOULD I SAY THE NAME OF IT JUST LIKE THAT? THERES NO SPECIAL NAME FOR IT THAT I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS A LEGIT PHOTOGRAPHER? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Nope that's just a canon 1D Mark II http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/canoneos1dmkii/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 i need to get on this morney though foreal...do i smell a "im going to join the army" superthread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIKISM Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 GOTTA BE THE PUERTO RICAN DUDE TO AMP ME TO DO SOME ILLEGAL SHIT. I FIGURED NIGGAS WOULD SEND YOU TO FEDDY FOR THAT SHIT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE. CUZ IF NIGGAS CAN DUCK TAXES, CHILD SUPPORT, BILLS, AND POLICE I FIGURE YOU CAN DUCK THE ARMY. I MENTIONED THIS TO BM AND SHE SAID IF I GOT LOCKED UP FOR IT SHE WOULD WRITE ME A LETTER EVERY WEEK THAT SAID "YOU'RE A FUCKING FOOL"... I NEED A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME THAT DOESNT INVOLVE COCAINE OR GUNS. PERSONALLY I THINK THE ARMED FORCES IS FOR DICKHEADS B, NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT LOVE AMERICA THAT MUCH HOMIE. IF A-RABS ATTACK THE BRONX THOUGH, PLEASE BELIEVE ITS ON AND POPPIN, IM SLAPPIN KUFIS AND POPPIN TURBANS. LOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destr0ya Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 rmy bad, dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 man, there is a war going on. who the fuck would join up now? i mean other than die hard "patriots"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Bro, do I need to remind you that the internet is one of the greatest tools available to the criminaly minded!! Ever!!! Think of a scam, google it, then make money mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 PM me your address and I'll post you $20aus just for making me laugh so fucking hard when you used to rock the board every day. If a bloke as witty as you seriously can't make any money, what the fuck is up with the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 emo shows. pocket check those those fools, you should be able to get off with a couple ipods, camera phones, and the 100 bucks there moms gave em to buy overpriced hanes beefy tees with horrible screen prints on em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 AWOL fool... it might take them a couple of months but they'll bust your door down arrest you..and then the police will sign you over to the military and you'll do time..and command back to your officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Bro, do I need to remind you that the internet is one of the greatest tools available to the criminaly minded!! Ever!!! Think of a scam, google it, then make money mate. ...and if that doesnt work out so well, get a job in an industry you see as having potential benifits and rob that sucker blind. A great percentage of theft in most business's is by staff, also lots of robberys are done with at least some inside help. (I wrote a big list of jobs and potential rorts but then decided if you cant figure that shit out yourself I shouldnt be telling you) Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 WOULD I SAY THE NAME OF IT JUST LIKE THAT? THERES NO SPECIAL NAME FOR IT THAT I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS A LEGIT PHOTOGRAPHER? Well they'd give it to you either way, but so that they don't get suspicious when you say 'give me one of them bigass fuckin cameras,' say "One-dee mark two N," and you're golden, my brother. and they might not actually have that. So if not, ask for a Canon 5d. Its still a few grand new, just not...whats the 1d, 6? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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