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Can you tune my Sammich for me? I'm tone deaf.


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Re: one can of tune = one sammich!

 

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THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES IN MY LIFE WHEN I BEEN SO BROKE I COULDNT EVEN BUY A BAG OF CHIPS B. LIKE NIGGAS ALWAYS GOT CHANGE LYIN AROUND THE HOUSE, I AINT EVEN HAVE THAT. BUT THERE WAS ALWAYS ONE THING IN MY CRIB NO MATTER WHAT. I WOULD OPEN THE CUPBOARD AND THERES THAT BUMBLEBEE TUNA JUST CHILLIN LIKE "YO MY NIGGA, YOU BETTER HOLLA AT ME, YOU BEEN EATING SPAGHETTI FOR LIKE 4 WEEKS STRAIGHT DOGGIE YOU NEED SOME PROTEIN" AND GODDAMN THAT SHIT HOLDS YOU DOWN LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. TUNA ON ONE SLICE OF BREAD AND THE LITTLE BUTT SLICE AT THE END OF THE LOAF, WITH SOME TAP WATER ICED TEA. GOURMET JUMPOFF. THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER BUTT SLICE OF THE BREAD AND MAKE ONE LIL PIECE OF FRENCH TOAST AND RUN TO MCDONALDS AND GET THE SYRUP FOR THE HOTCAKES HOLLA POWWWWW!!!!!!

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Re: one can of tune = one sammich!

 

I dunno bout you folks, but that's a lot of fucking tuna to be going on two pieces of bread. 1 can makes three or four sandwiches in this house.

 

 

edit: Some1 said Tobasco sauce with the tuna. That is officially tomorrow's lunch.

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THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES IN MY LIFE WHEN I BEEN SO BROKE I COULDNT EVEN BUY A BAG OF CHIPS B. LIKE NIGGAS ALWAYS GOT CHANGE LYIN AROUND THE HOUSE, I AINT EVEN HAVE THAT. BUT THERE WAS ALWAYS ONE THING IN MY CRIB NO MATTER WHAT. I WOULD OPEN THE CUPBOARD AND THERES THAT BUMBLEBEE TUNA JUST CHILLIN LIKE "YO MY NIGGA, YOU BETTER HOLLA AT ME, YOU BEEN EATING SPAGHETTI FOR LIKE 4 WEEKS STRAIGHT DOGGIE YOU NEED SOME PROTEIN" AND GODDAMN THAT SHIT HOLDS YOU DOWN LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. TUNA ON ONE SLICE OF BREAD AND THE LITTLE BUTT SLICE AT THE END OF THE LOAF, WITH SOME TAP WATER ICED TEA. GOURMET JUMPOFF. THEN YOU TAKE THE OTHER BUTT SLICE OF THE BREAD AND MAKE ONE LIL PIECE OF FRENCH TOAST AND RUN TO MCDONALDS AND GET THE SYRUP FOR THE HOTCAKES HOLLA POWWWWW!!!!!!

 

 

tap water green tea is whats really good.

 

ketchup sandwiches, ranch dressing sandwiches, sometimes you can even lace up some pizza with the slice of bread+spaghetti sauce+grated cheese+microwave steez

 

 

anything that comes out of the sea is asscrack but yall got me hungry so im gonna go make some NACHOS word is bond.

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yo mero your mom ever add tuna to ramen noodles cause making real hamburger helper type shit wasn't jumping off?

 

 

 

white people get that poor too son!

 

MY MOMS IS STRAIGHT OUT THE WILDS OF THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, WHICH MEANS NO MATTER HOW HIT NIGGAS WAS SHE COULD MAKE RICE AND BEANS OUT OF OXYGEN MOLECULES...IVE BEEN 110% BROKE BUT THEN MY MOM TELLS ME STORIES ABOUT HOW SHE HAD TO HOP FENCES AND STEAL CHICKENS THEN KILL EM WITH HER BARE HANDS AND COOK THOSE SHITS UP, THEN GO TO THE STORE AND GET RICE ON CREDIT, THEN WALK TO THE NEXT TOWN TO GET BEANS FROM HER AUNT, THEN KNOCK MANGOS DOWN FROM A TREE FOR DESSERT. THATS REALLY REAL, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PUSSY FOR USING SHORTY'S BENEFIT CARD. NIGGAS ARE TOO SOFT NOWADAYS EVERYBODY SHOULD BE BROKE FOR AT LEAST A YEAR TO BUILD SOME CHARACTER.

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sometimes you can even lace up some pizza with the slice of bread+spaghetti sauce+grated cheese+microwave steez

 

 

YO 98-99 THIS WAS MY LUNCH EVERY DAAAAAAY B. I USED TO THROW A LITTLE GARLIC ON TOP AND VIENNA SAUSAGES (DEAD ASS) THROW THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER OVEN FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES *DING!* GOOD MONEY. MY LIL BROTHER USED TO BEG ME TO MAKE THOSE SHITS.

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yo i'm thinking about moving to the dominican dude, i can't get over that place........shoulda seen the locals wide eyed as fuck with my gorilla ass walking about catching tags in the day time!

 

I WAS OUT THERE DOING FILLINS EATING SANDWICHES, DRINKIN BEER AND SMOKING DOMINICAN NEWPORTS. NIGGAS WOULD STOP AND LOOK LIKE "?". GRAFFITI ISNT EVEN A REAL CONCEPT TO ALOT OF NIGGAS OUT THERE.

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I WAS OUT THERE DOING FILLINS EATING SANDWICHES, DRINKIN BEER AND SMOKING DOMINICAN NEWPORTS. NIGGAS WOULD STOP AND LOOK LIKE "?". GRAFFITI ISNT EVEN A REAL CONCEPT TO ALOT OF NIGGAS OUT THERE.

 

 

 

lets fucking move dude, i saw spots for days

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