After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 So my room mate just broke the news to me that the apt I moved into has a homo dungeon in the basement. Out of curiosity I wanted to check it out, expecting a sex room the likes of Next Friday. But it's not like that, at all. Details. TV / VCR / CAMCORDER : Duct taped to ceiling corner for optimal recording / viewing. TAPED UP WINDOW : So neighbors can't see CHAIR WITH VARIOUS HOOKS : So you can tie people up VOLTAGE REGULATOR WITH CLAMPS : Self explanatory VARIOUS HANDWRITTEN NOTES : Speaking about breaking in "recruits" VARIOUS RINGS / PORN / UNLABELED VHS CASSETTES / JARS / VIALS / POWDERS (none good...) Anyways, what I expected to be humorous is more like a scene from Saw or Hostel. SERIOUS creepy shit. Backstory. So he was told that a cult used to live here or some shit, fuck, do their thing whatever. And when they moved they couldn't exactly bring all that shit with them (they were thought to be normal, straight people in the community) so they left it here. He didn't tell me before I moved in because he thought it would make me not want to live here (dick move). But I don't really care, the apt is nice and I'll just stay the fuck out of the basement. I'll try to get some pics later, but I was seriously creeped out and had to leave. I guess a cleaning company came two months ago and started cleaning for like 10 minutes and were like fuck it man, we're out of here. I love creepy shit, so this is kind of cool :D /no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 You mean you WILL get pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 Correction, I WILL get pics. But I just moved here and my room isn't set up properly with, well, lamps and shit. And I can't find my digi charger. So it has to wait until tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 HAHAHAHAH nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 how the fuck do you live there and not remove that shit? if you're too creeped to touch it yourself hire someone to do it. i mean... who would even move into a place and leave the old residents porn and "vials" of shit laying around. let alone a camera and some voltage nipple charger shit? the fuck is wrong w you dudes?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 You should leave the unlabeled VHS cassettes at people's houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 how the fuck do you live there and not remove that shit? if you're too creeped to touch it yourself hire someone to do it. i mean... who would even move into a place and leave the old residents porn and "vials" of shit laying around. let alone a camera and some voltage nipple charger shit? the fuck is wrong w you dudes?? did you read what I wrote? They came and told him to go fuck himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I have to say that something like that in my basement might be pretty funny to have. I have some creepy shit in my building but there is also a record dungeon in it that I have slowly been diggin through. Ya know those vhs tapes could make good blackmail material...I just wouldn't touch anything down there with my bare hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 You should probably just accept it, and get yourself a gimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 Ya know those vhs tapes could make good blackmail material...I just wouldn't touch anything down there with my bare hands. Gloves / respirator are def in order for the photo shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 that is so fucking wierd... you should hold a party, not tell any of the guests about it, then ask someone to go and grab some beers or something from the basement for you. i think that the look on their face would make it all worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 yeah but thats a weak excuse. call the owner of the building. the police. the fire department. call jack bauer. or call one of your broke ass friends who will do anything for 50 bucks. i mean, come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 Pictures soon enough. Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ebay...crazy sex fiends will pay for anything...make some dollars off of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Seriously. *Or, quit being so fucking uptight, and get yourself a gimp to keep down there and fuck and tie to chairs and electrocute through the nipples and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 garage sale outside the nearest elementary school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 just because she's punk rock doesn't mean she's into crazy sex...I was fucking one of those girls the other day and punched her in the face and she just started crying and ran out of my apartment....they aren't all freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 if you dont get pics like....now, this shit is geting closed. don't be a faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 ahh I am from the dirty coast and when I think punkrock I think specifically punk rock...but its general knowledge that girls that have absentee fathers usually are pretty easy....yo girly i'll play yo daddy for a night, then I will keep it up tomorrow and leave your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 The girl I'm fucking has her clit pierced. That's kinda punk rock I guess. I'm not really feeling it though, worried I'm gonna rip it out or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 The girl I'm fucking has her clit pierced. That's kinda punk rock I guess. I'm not really feeling it though, worried I'm gonna rip it out or some shit. Dude, I'd be more concerned about all her aids post the photos. This is pretty sensational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 After doing some backtracking, I think that the charger is at my boys place 30 mins from here. Not happening tonight. Tomorrow!!!! Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 wait, you haven't watched the unlabeled vhs tapes? what the hell are you doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 I don't have a VCR, and I'm sure as hell not watching shit in that room. + best case scenario the tapes involve homosexuality / torture. you do the math :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 wait...go watch it in the homo dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 You are doing so many things wrong here. You SHOULD be having a house-warming party, that once your friends are drunk enough you play the "mystery jar taste test" game. Watching all of the VHS tapes, shocking people, and what have you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 that snot a good idea at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 post everything scans of the hand written notes and all the sweet homo mauling movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 go put the tapes in an elementary school class vcr or something cued up to the money shot no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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