Frate_Raper Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Some, I'm a canuk I know that shit too well, but I've never had one. Hit U.P and buy me one. I don't get it, I've paid for a gang of them for others and even won them but I just get table dances so the homies can be pervs and rock out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i got a lap dance once, because i was on tour and that's what you do on tour. bitch got glitter on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 you sweet talked that bitches ear off and made a friend out of it...... i know you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 come on you gotta get up shove your face in a strange slightly less than attractive womans breasticles at least once in your life! I mean why the hell not!? At least you could say that you did it. The hottest girl that went to my high school is now a stripper. She is seriously an all around 10 and made every dude who graduated in my class me included wetdreams come true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i'm going to i made of list of shit I've never done, its on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 whatese is there? if its anything that has to do with wisconsin just scratch that off. I seriously think that place is purgatory and I hate that place with a passion...I never been there but I met two girls from there once...No dice for wisconsin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I think you should've played I was too drunk to remember the music playing during my first lapdance. That shit was pretty much downright disgusting, the bitch probably had bullet wounds and what not. Two dudes paid for it so i didn't care ughhh bad memories oh yeah she wore glitter and the glitter seemed stale ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 the shaft theme song by isaac hayes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 U2, "Numb" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 bitch got glitter on me. stripperdust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Today I was wondering if I'd fuck a mermaid. I mean I guess I would if she had nice titties and shit, but I don't know about the fish vagina. I figured if I didn't look at it and just played with the titties it'd feel pretty much the same, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Fish vagina is the norm, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I guess. But I think the shape would be pretty different, and the angle you'd have to work it could be awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I'd do the chick in Splash for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 girls girls girls by motley crue or cars, moving in stereo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 or something by Kylie Minoque that chicks voice gives me a hardon allllllllll daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 wouldnt fish vagina be all scaley and extra slimy, slimier than the human vagin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 is it too late to suggest stagger lee - nick cave ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civilized neanderthal Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 hoodrat hoodart hoochie mama ,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 i always find it entertaining to see what girls will do for a $1 or free if you're a girl at a strip club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 That Smell - Skynyrd Dirty White Boy - Foreigner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 although skynyrd and foreigner are great, those are not good lapdances songs, personally, i prefer the sound of toes tap tap tappin' on the metal bed posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 anything by 2 live crew i saw 2 live crew in concert two times at the small local venues....both times there were strippers on stage....first time...i just watched the girls up close....second time...i got to suck on nipples!!....yay...if they come back ...im going again. p.s. a good song for a lap dance would definately be that monifah song "touch it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 vaginal secrections by necro i suggested it, gave her a sample of it, and she kinda just went silent. then said "that's horrible". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 she took the tape home when you werent lookin, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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