madsencarl Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 soon be getting lapdance off girl. need ideas for music. something with a deep bass guitar, porno style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 vaginal secrections by necro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 anything by 2 live crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 hoocie mamaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 hoodrat hoodart hoochie mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 'Rock It' by Poison or whoever it was. Or even Poison by Alice Cooper. That song rocks, and on Singstar is fucken hard as to sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 rock it was done by def leppard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 this thread is homo shouldn't you be thinkging about whether to take off her bra or panties first rather then what faggoty music to play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 she said she'd only do it with this thing called "ambience". so i googled it and music came up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 sounds like a whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 hahaha. sorry, that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 the last time i got a lap dance it was at a deja vu and some whore dressed up like a cat purred on my nuts. Shit was deffinately on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 My first lapdance was to Genie in a bottle by Christina Aguillera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 use kid rock, she'll love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I don't have any suggestions. I would just like to state for the record, that I have a 2 Live Crew refrence tattooed on my knuckles. From the same song that was mentioned in this thread. That's all. Wait. I do have a suggestion. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts. "DO You wanna touch" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4ZV8bHDUo I had a dream that I was visiting my dead stripper friend and girls were swanging on poles to this song. They looked happy. I was wearing a red velvet top hat. Then I walked in on my brother in a homosexual S&M situation. I was only looking for my lipgloss. And I ended up finding more than I had bargained for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 wow how dumb, she DOES sound like a whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 hahahahahahahaha @ bloodfart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 You know what the best kind of stripper is? A DEAD ONE HAHAHAHAHA... SO TRUE HIGH FIVE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 wow. 36,000 posts...you should go outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 was this kid in a strip club with a laptop or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 and what, use my wireless to make more posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 hahaha, viewing the full n3wd5 while in the topless bar on a laptop... jajajaj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 vaginal secrections by necro bitches love to get fucked in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 rebel yell.but only if she really knows the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 you want bass... anything by claypool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i've never had a lap dance someone buy me one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 What!? you never had one...horrible horrible...go to montreal 10$ canadian you get full contact dances grabbin nips pinchin butts gosta love it! \fuck go to montreal I will buy you 6 they are so fuckin cheap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 It seems lapdances would be a disappoointment of sorts. Throwing money at something that you can't have. Unless you throw more money at it. If I were the type to throw money at lady parts in order to be in close proximity to them, I would just go the the ho stroll and spend $10 for a handjob. But you know. Different strokes n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I dont go to them much anymore they were fun in highschool but. The last 3 times I have gone its either been with this one of my really good friends and his girlfriend because she gets the strippers to do the craziest shit. Or the other time was with this one freak who asked me to go and then she was gettting horny watching these girls and then took it out on me in the car. I am all for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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