Dick Quickwood Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i'm about to start carrying one of these scented trees around in my pocket, i know there's some cologne out there that smells like this, what's it called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 pine sol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 ooh a real funnyboy, why don't ya just let me show you just how goddamn funny that was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 some body sprays smell like those car freshners. BRUT does to me anyway. look it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 why do you want to smell like a pine tree?? you want to be a manly man? manly, lumber jack man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 that's the only scent i want to impose on others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ah, yeah it's not a bad scent. it'll be like you've been hanging out in the forest. i can dig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ooh a real funnyboy, why don't ya just let me show you just how goddamn funny that was it wasn't funny. it was serious. if you want to smell like a pine tree you shouldn't be wearing cologne. or at least get creative and buy 15 of those air fresheners and soak them in alcohol to leech the flavor out and pat that on after shaving. only then will you achieve the country backroad aura you desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 wtf this fool's telling me how to smell. fuck you, our soldiers died for that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Dont be mad, the solution you seek is right here. BRUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 SO DID PINE TREES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 as far as i can remember from eigth grade gym class, brut does not smell like pine but i may be wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 seriously..those pine air fresheners smell like shit.. i remember when i was a kid my family went to the beach and i bought on of those things when my dad stopped to get gas and put it in the car when they wernt looking and acted like i didnt do it. shit stunk and my parents were mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 * A small amount of Orange Clean behind the ears will make one smell both citrus fresh and attract fewer ants than actual orange juice. * For those with long tresses, wrapping a scrunchie around a packet of potpourri overnight (cinnamon is especially easy to get in the holiday season) results in a cheap, portable hair-pomander. Removing the packet in the morning is advised. * Clothes which smell heavily of cigarette smoke, et.al., can be freshened with a scent-neutralizing spray such as Febreze, and burying them in cedar balls will help them smell better that much faster. * Air freshener trees are available in a number of scents and colors, and are certain to accessorize even the dullest of outfits. * Keeping a small vial of peppermint oil around one's neck may not make one smell pleasant in and of itself (unless left open, of course), but makes for a welcome life-saver should one need to dissect something or clean the WC. * A smallish envelope filled with spices and sealed can be slipped into a shirt pocket to freshen the air around oneself. It is advised not to stuff said envelope too full to avoid questioning looks. * Small bits of cloth soaked in furniture polish or floor cleaner (such as the pine-fresh favorite that is Pine-Sol) result in delightful talismans against horrible smells. * A scented dryer sheet can theoretically be used in the place of a handkerchief in a pocket or a ribbon in one's hair, though it is advised to at least draw a little border along the edge. * Bathe, dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 i like cars that smell like vanilla air freshener, and add cigar or weedsmoke to it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 dude, arcel, i was trying to steer you toward the 'new car' or 'coconut' version of these things. just trying to hep a brotha step up his game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 so you like to smoke vanilla dutch master blunts in the car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 abercombie "woods" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 i have a raging fever. the only thing that can cure it, is more pine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 so you like to smoke vanilla dutch master blunts in the car? pretty much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 wtf this fool's telling me how to smell. fuck you, our soldiers died for that shit that is fucking classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 This MIB green and gold bottle holds Pino Silvestre eau de cologne made in Italy. Pine Cone tree design bottle with a pine cone lid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 go hug a pine tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{holy}random+++ Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 go to a hippie herb shop, or whole foods or something like that, and get one of those essential oil, perfume, thingies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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