{holy}random+++ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 "yo, if it will help i will do you..." funny shit.. someone posted a bulletin on my friends list titled "I guess it's over between me and steven" of course i had to check it out because why would someone post a bullentin that tells everyone that they broke up.. they have a kid together and shit. that, and i'm sure steven had to catch wind of this said bullentin. if my ex-sig. other did that shit then i... well i don't know what i would do, but i know i would want to kick em in the face. why spread your personal shit like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 11, 2007 Author Share Posted January 11, 2007 so all the time when you have been replying and lettin her know you would gladly pump cheeks how has she been responding to such patronage?? has she replied back to the last one yet?? No reply from the last one...the one where I said "I would do you" I also commented on a picture of hers with one word "breasticles" she commented me back with... Jan 9 2007 8:52A U seriously leave the funniest comments ever.....weird....but hilarious... I dont think she wants it...so I guess I'll have to force it on her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 with roofies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 doo that...with roofies and pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 roofies? Just be a man and get at her with brute force! Oh yeah and talkin shit to people when they are lookin for pity is always fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i added a friend from high school, and this dude is a bulletin whore. he must post about 15 bulletins a day. mainly corny chain-letter type shit. i thought that was mainly a chick thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 it usually is......i always accept everyone when they send me a friend request but then the people who always post bulletins i delete....i had somaya reece (bangin ass bitch) as a friend on there but she posted like 400 bulletins a day about ringtones and all kinds of bullshit so i had to kill that noise...i cant stand that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 UPDATE this chick used to be my singer and started getting gay quit and didnt know why. I found out why at practice... The mistake turned out to be my guitarist! Go him...She quit because she liked him or some shit.I guess she went over yesterday smoked him up. I think he got dome or someshit. I went over holmes showed me this long ass love note from her and shit on myspace it was funny just gay... So I am gonna continue with stupid shit to her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 My bulletins read nothing like that. Nor do any of the bulletins that people on my list post. But on a related note, some 17 year old boy is trying to "holler" at me. His grammar is horrible. As are his musical tastes and clothing. I should meet up with him. At the edge of town. Tell him I want to drink at the railroad tracks. Get him drunk. Make him strip nude. As if I wanted some skin time with him. The only kisses he will get will be from my little girlie fists. Then I will shit in his shoes. And steal his clothes. Forcing him to walk home. Squishing away in shit filled shoes. Nude. With a black eye. It will learn him not to try to sexy with older womens he meets via Myspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 No I read all yours they are the shit even though I have no clue whats going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 But on a related note, some 17 year old boy is trying to "holler" at me. His grammar is horrible. As are his musical tastes and clothing. I should meet up with him. At the edge of town. Tell him I want to drink at the railroad tracks. Get him drunk. Make him strip nude. As if I wanted some skin time with him. The only kisses he will get will be from my little girlie fists. Then I will shit in his shoes. And steal his clothes. Forcing him to walk home. Squishing away in shit filled shoes. Nude. With a black eye. It will learn him not to try to sexy with older womens he meets via Myspace. oh good lord how fuckin awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blood fart Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Here are the messages from dude who might be wearing fecal slippers by week's end. I don't really understand what he is saying for the most part. And have big problems with the way he chooses to spell certain words. Kids are stupid. It reads from bottom up. nerd says: oooo ok i see well shyt gimme some...ooo foreal u did....dats koo dats koo i undastand...shyt yea i guess we can b friendz rite?...so u been stayin in austin ur whole lyfe or what...if so what high school u go to... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Missy Awesome B.A.C. Date: Jan 11 2007 10:07 PM I won't overdose, I have alot of experience with this sort of thing. I got a tooth pulled yesterday, so they are legit. I am in a relationship right now. We are serious. So I am not looking for anyone new. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: cornbread Date: Jan 11 2007 5:52 PM im real young ...well i like olda women foreal...i done fucked wit a woman almost 2 decades olda dan u (she wuz 44) so i mean i aint trippin bout age but r u?...would u fuck wit me?...well i found ur profile on some group i fo got tho...well shyt dont ovadose gurl u too sexy fo dat ..what u takin dem fo?......holla back ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Missy Awesome B.A.C. Date: Jan 11 2007 9:47 PM You're real young. I am a decade older than you. I took too many Vicodins. My stomach hurts now. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: cornbread Date: Jan 11 2007 5:31 PM u krazy ...ooo dats koo dats koo iused to stay in 5*3 off howard lane but now i stay in manor....yes ma'am im 17...why?... ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Missy Awesome B.A.C. Date: Jan 11 2007 9:27 PM Vicodins and working easy. I stay in the 58. North side. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: cornbread Date: Jan 11 2007 4:57 PM say ma whats good?...u iz sexy az hell...what side of austin u stay on?...holla back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infect Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Goon city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 hahaha at you bloodfart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 My bulletins read nothing like that. Nor do any of the bulletins that people on my list post. But on a related note, some 17 year old boy is trying to "holler" at me. His grammar is horrible. As are his musical tastes and clothing. I should meet up with him. At the edge of town. Tell him I want to drink at the railroad tracks. Get him drunk. Make him strip nude. As if I wanted some skin time with him. The only kisses he will get will be from my little girlie fists. Then I will shit in his shoes. And steal his clothes. Forcing him to walk home. Squishing away in shit filled shoes. Nude. With a black eye. It will learn him not to try to sexy with older womens he meets via Myspace. you and i are gonna have to date sometime. bring your orange track shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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