Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Saw Rocky part eight together.Shit was the awful.So Check it, earlier i was in Penn Stay going home to Jeruz from Money Makin' and as Im going down the stairs one step at a time (becuase of my knee condition), this middle aged light-skinded nerd black nigga creeps up all on me and is right by my side mimicking how im going down the stairs next to me and is very giddy ice muggin me like an inch from my face. So then i gives him a look like" NIGGA !?!?!! And then he giddy- goes Did ya work alot today?( in a geek voice) and i go "potato NINJA" Then he goes" Let me guess, Construction???" And i go" you on some black sherlock holmes negro, how'd ya know" and he goes "call it a lucky guess" lol. WTF i was actually offended that he judged my appearence like that,fuck. So then he goes, "now your going to home sweet home huh? And i go " Nah, to your girlfriends house homeboy." And he goes" More Work" So i started thinking to myself that maybe i been pre-judeing cats to much of late, and i wanted to do a good thing for my karma, so later, the homeless black cat that always is askin me for loot for grub, that i always egnore, when he asked me today, i was like, " I'll give u loot as long as u don't use it for drugs" And hes like naw i dont do drugs, so im like alright ill go witchu then. So we went to Mickey- deez together and i bought that fool a quarter pounder wit 2 apple pies and fries. And we kicked it for 2 hours, while dude poured out his soul to me, and turns out he frum Jersey too, Newark. And duke-o told me he 's gay and when i asked whos his fave rappers he said Nelly and Fanned his self like " Child" ohhhwee type shit, and told me how he was locked up for Disorderly Conduct. So then we went and snuck into Rocy Balboa together and peeped it. Saves you alls ten beans, God awful flick, but that nigga made it funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I didn't understand most of what you are saying, but I am also not too sure I'd take your advice about this flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i think that was the best post i've ever read on here. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Between this and PMB's "Hi I'm Every Girl Ever" thread, Ch.0 is pretty solid tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 thank you for the headache I just got trying to read that... I needed that tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 if you read it really slowly its pretty fucking funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 thats a really sad story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I didn't read it slowly enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i got confused at the brother in the staircase ordeal but shit sounded funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Incredible, I wish I was there. And what is the "child" bit about? haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 After reading it for the 4th time, I get what he means by the child bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 So that nigga ate two apple pies. fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 heartwarming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 I cried a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i had to reread it. I think i have add. But that was very nice of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 At least he didnt use it for drugs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 emo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 the ooh child part made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 you shoulda bought the gay nigga some booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 i read it perfect hahahah props on kickin it with a bum the whole day haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 what race are you bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 So that nigga ate two apple pies. fuck that. My thoughts exactly bro, When i asked him what he was gon' get he said" a number 3( a QP wit fries in NY)" And i go " You order it and i'll pay" Then on the low he ordered 2 apple pies. And when we were sitting down i looked in the bag and go" Nigga you got 2 apple pies !?!?!! And he goes " MmmmmHhhhMmmm" ( in a real gay way) And then he goes " You want one?" And hands me it with his homeless gay hand. And i go " Naw, save that shit for during the week playboy." emo. ??? you shoulda bought the gay nigga some booze Aye yo, I offered duke-o some Henrock , and he was like" naw, i only fuck wit zanax" what race are you bob? Inquiring mind oner. Haha, Imma tell you, but first, Im curious what you perceive me to be. But I will tell you this, if you knew me you would fall in love with me.( head over heals type shit) And then i would ask you to marry me, you would gleefuly say yes!!!And then i would treat you better than any dude you ever knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 well, thats less gay than i expected, but thats actually an ok story. props on the nice-factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 sometimes its a good idea to put spaces (make paragraphs) within the text....it makes it easier to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 yo... best thread evaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I have many pals who are hobos. I sometimes buy them lunch. But never hug them. The bum stank is hard to wash out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Puerto Rican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 having good karma and hooking sumone up every now and then. usually bums have sum crazy ass stories. jus stay away from the crazy ass muthafukas that talk to themselfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 sometimes its a good idea to put spaces (make paragraphs) within the text....it makes it easier to read. Seriously though, how you do that? I agree witchu, but every time i hit the space bar and space up my paragrafs, it comes out as one thing.WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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