madsencarl Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 http://www.chacha.com interactive search engine. primarily used for pranking the guides (the people who search for you). examples: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SethL SethL: Welcome to ChaCha! You: yo son SethL: Good morning You: i need to know how to g-g-GHOSTRIDE THE WHIP! SethL: ok SethL: You heard about the Ghostrider movie coming out, btw? You: what? You: sounds hyphy You: elaborate SethL: That's Ghost Rider SethL: there's a movie coming out about him SethL: check out his wheels You: that dude's crazy SethL: The ghost rider You: yeh You: sweet ass bike SethL: Here's the trailer You: cheers SethL: bye You: but i still don't know how to get really hyphy You: hyphy like a black man SethL: heheh You: nadamean? SethL: you can practice SethL: nite SethL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BrianL BrianL: Welcome to ChaCha! You: sup man BrianL: Not much, yourself? You: not much, just chilling at home with some kfc BrianL: Sounds good. Anything I can help you find tonight? You: do you know the muffin man? BrianL: No, I heard he's a real boss though You: for real? BrianL: That's what I've been hearing You: could i enquire about his address? BrianL: Let me see if I can find it for you You: cheers BrianL: He looks like a pretty sneaky dude, let me transfer you to someone else who might be able to find his whereabouts for you Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DaphniN DaphniN: Welcome to ChaCha! DaphniN: Good morning You: hey DaphniN: Hey You: do you know... the muffin man? DaphniN: Not personally You: could i enquire about his whereabouts? DaphniN: Do you? You: nah i don't man DaphniN: Are these results sufficient? You: not really, it doesn't have his personal address You: or his email would be great DaphniN: Well it has his phone # You: which one? You: home or mob? DaphniN: Hold on I am getting it I hope DaphniN: Ok the site has to open a new page which means I cannot add my results DaphniN: You have to goto the site DaphniN: and find his number You: hmm he's busy You: have you got his email? You: or myspace? DaphniN: no You: do you know anybody that does? DaphniN: No I don't sorry\ You: damn You: you've been a great help man You: get hyphy You: peace You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. come up with some better ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 chacha from surreal life?? id smash that chica 500 miles an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I tried... Kind of long... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AshleyS AshleyS: Welcome to ChaCha! AshleyS: Hi AshleyS: How are you? You: Hi, I'm trying to get Hyphy. AshleyS: Hyphy? You: I'm good, not enough of the hyphy though. You: Yes yes, hyphy. You: I'm from the bay where there is tons of it, all over the place. You: Now I'm in Canada and I couldn't even find enough hyphy to ghostride my skateboard. AshleyS: ok well i'll see what i can do You: That doesn't sound very hyphy Ashley. AshleyS: i'm sorry, i really have no idea what hyphy is, so i'll do my best You: Well this is an ebay link. You: I don't want to bid on the hyphy. You: How can you not know what hyphy is Ashley? AshleyS: I dont know why i dont know what hyphy is You: Do you know what ghostriding the whip is? AshleyS: no You: Basically, you pull up and get out all in one motion. Followed up with dancing on the roof while the car is still rolling. You: Anyway, could you direct me to some sideshows in Vancouver? AshleyS: ummm AshleyS: ok AshleyS: so what is hyphy? You: Ashley don't talk condescending to me. You: Just because I'm different doesn't mean you have to mock my religion. You: The Nation of Thizzlam is getting stronger every day. AshleyS: I'm not being condencending nor am i mocking your religion AshleyS: alright thats great, You: Would you like some pamphlets ? AshleyS: I am simply trying to find your search for you You: Oh yes. Hyphy me please. AshleyS: i doubt that can help you You: Have you tried not being a bigot? AshleyS: well considering i'm not a bigot... You: Okay well these are nice. AshleyS: will any of them help you? You: Hmmm... You: THis one where it just says hyphy 30 times seems promising... AshleyS: lol ok You: Now could you find me some Wonk Saggin links? You: I had the hardest of times. AshleyS: well i will see what i can do You: Thanks Ashley. You: Ashley is it okay if I call you "girl" or "broad" or something. I had an ex-girlfriend named Ashley and she ended up with the gay. You: So it's hard to not think about it. AshleyS: well i have no idea what you are trying to call me because on my screen it shows up as "girl" AshleyS: so i am going to have to say no You: I said "girl" You: Girl... Can I just call you girl. You: Like young female. AshleyS: fine AshleyS: girl is fine You: Thanks girl. I hope you don't have the gay. AshleyS: the gay? You: Also this one Wonk Saggin link isn't really what I'm looking for. You: Yeah I just watched this video about people catching the gays. AshleyS: well i'm having trouble finding wonk saggin You: Actually it was pretty interesting... AshleyS: ok You: Hm. Just that one link then? AshleyS: i'm sorry i cant find a link to wonk saggin You: Hmmm. You: There is this dude, EastBayPirateHouse... You: He's amazing. AshleyS: ok You: Maybe you could get me a way to contact him? You: I hope you're really looking for this stuff. I'm not so good with the introweb and I thought you were here to help me. You: I mean you're real nice and all but you should be searching and not flirting with me so much. AshleyS: I am here to help you and i am actually searching for these things and i have not been flirting with you at all AshleyS: there is nothing on east bay pirate house AshleyS: sorry You: Don't be so modest. I mean yeah sure I would probably butt you, but then my girlfriend might find out and it would be this huge ordeal. I mean I just moved here and everything. You: You understand right? AshleyS: sure You: I hope you're not too devastated... AshleyS: is there anything else that i can search for you You: I know I would be... I'm great. You: Know of any cheap hotels around here we could meet up at? AshleyS: If there is nothing else i can search for you have a great day AshleyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MichaelH MichaelH: Welcome to ChaCha! MichaelH: Hi, how are you today? You: thankyou michael You: tired You: and you? MichaelH: Same MichaelH: what can I help you with today? You: i'm not really sure You: what can you help me with You: today You: sir MichaelH: Um, anything you want to search for You: hmm You: oh how bout that guy sape You: you know anything about him? MichaelH: No, I don't think so You: You don't think so MichaelH: I can search for him You: well that means you dont know You: yeah search for him You: see if you can find any dirt on him You: fuck that kid up MichaelH: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck that kid up) You: what ae you ghey or something MichaelH: I didn't do that You: fuck is'nt abusive MichaelH: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck is'nt abusive) MichaelH: It's a auto thing You: ahh ok You: haha You: so did you find any dirt or what MichaelH: Sape, is there a last name? You: nope You: thats the whole name You: Sape MichaelH: Hmm MichaelH: I found some very interesting things MichaelH: apparently he's a stock MichaelH: Have a look for yourself You: a stock? MichaelH: like in the stock market You: elaborate on that MichaelH: there should be a link to the right You: so you mean he is made up of stock? MichaelH: Bet you didn't know he was a stock? You: yeah i already know that You: well he isnt A stock MichaelH: It would appear that way, looks like he's +5 You: but he is stock You: what You: about his marital status MichaelH: Hmm, one sec You: wha choo nowabout dat You: you know you said one sec You: we both know that wasnt possible MichaelH: Well I meant in Michael time You: Michael time MichaelH: Yeah, I have my own time You: So you do acid i see You: cool You: tell me about that MichaelH: Well it started about ten years ago MichaelH: When I was abducted by aliens You: aliens gave you acid/. You: wow MichaelH: yeah You: tell me more MichaelH: it was pretty wicked You: how were the aliens MichaelH: Eh, I'm confined by the FBI You: nice people? MichaelH: They told me not to talk about that MichaelH: Well they don't like being called people You: the fbi let you keep the acid thats nice of them You: haha yeah i guess You: haha MichaelH: They tought it'd ruin my creditbility You: whoopys You: smart MichaelH: But I know you'll tell the media for me MichaelH: You seem like a credible person You: tell them what though MichaelH: Aliens man MichaelH: what's more to say? You: i know nothing of it though You: you have to give a little to get a little... man MichaelH: You knew they gave me acid MichaelH: wait...a second You: yeah MichaelH: are you them??? You: but not why MichaelH: are you the FBI? You: or when or what MichaelH: Stop following me! You: the FB.... iiiiiiiiii You: i am not the f b iiiiiiiiiiiiii MichaelH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: you fool MichaelH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 So am i talking to an actual person on the other end?? I dont really get it somebody please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Doesnt matter i got the answer... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MichaelH MichaelH: Welcome to ChaCha! MichaelH: Hi, how are you today? You: thankyou michael You: tired You: and you? MichaelH: Same MichaelH: what can I help you with today? You: i'm not really sure You: what can you help me with You: today You: sir MichaelH: Um, anything you want to search for You: hmm You: oh how bout that guy sape You: you know anything about him? MichaelH: No, I don't think so You: You don't think so MichaelH: I can search for him You: well that means you dont know You: yeah search for him You: see if you can find any dirt on him You: fuck that kid up MichaelH: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck that kid up) You: what ae you ghey or something MichaelH: I didn't do that You: fuck is'nt abusive MichaelH: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck is'nt abusive) MichaelH: It's a auto thing You: ahh ok You: haha You: so did you find any dirt or what MichaelH: Sape, is there a last name? You: nope You: thats the whole name You: Sape MichaelH: Hmm MichaelH: I found some very interesting things MichaelH: apparently he's a stock MichaelH: Have a look for yourself You: a stock? MichaelH: like in the stock market You: elaborate on that MichaelH: there should be a link to the right You: so you mean he is made up of stock? MichaelH: Bet you didn't know he was a stock? You: yeah i already know that You: well he isnt A stock MichaelH: It would appear that way, looks like he's +5 You: but he is stock You: what You: about his marital status MichaelH: Hmm, one sec You: wha choo nowabout dat You: you know you said one sec You: we both know that wasnt possible MichaelH: Well I meant in Michael time You: Michael time MichaelH: Yeah, I have my own time You: So you do acid i see You: cool You: tell me about that MichaelH: Well it started about ten years ago MichaelH: When I was abducted by aliens You: aliens gave you acid/. You: wow MichaelH: yeah You: tell me more MichaelH: it was pretty wicked You: how were the aliens MichaelH: Eh, I'm confined by the FBI You: nice people? MichaelH: They told me not to talk about that MichaelH: Well they don't like being called people You: the fbi let you keep the acid thats nice of them You: haha yeah i guess You: haha MichaelH: They tought it'd ruin my creditbility You: whoopys You: smart MichaelH: But I know you'll tell the media for me MichaelH: You seem like a credible person You: tell them what though MichaelH: Aliens man MichaelH: what's more to say? You: i know nothing of it though You: you have to give a little to get a little... man MichaelH: You knew they gave me acid MichaelH: wait...a second You: yeah MichaelH: are you them??? You: but not why MichaelH: are you the FBI? You: or when or what MichaelH: Stop following me! You: the FB.... iiiiiiiiii You: i am not the f b iiiiiiiiiiiiii MichaelH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You: you fool MichaelH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AlisonC AlisonC: Welcome to ChaCha! AlisonC: Hello, I will be helping you with your search. You: Thankyou alison You: how king You: ikind* AlisonC: What can I find for you today? You: i ws actually just wondering how this works You: what we are doing now i mena You: mean* You: if you could tell me a little about that i would really appreciate it AlisonC: This is a live search engine. So if you have someting you want to find. You type it in and I find it for you. You: but who are you AlisonC: You get human generated results. You: are you a program or another human? AlisonC: I am workging for ChaCha. I am human. I work from home. You: SO you just sit at home on yoru pc and wait for people to search for something You: how does it get routed to you You: and how many how often You: are you able to do other things on yoru pc at the same time AlisonC: I work a few hours a day. I set the hours. Searches get routed to me according to topics I pick. You: ah ok AlisonC: Yes. I can do multiple things on my pc at the same time, like check email, ect. You: does it pay well You: and how do you get moderated? AlisonC: Around $5 an hour. Can't really complain. I work at home. You: like how do they know if you're doing your job You: $5 an hour AlisonC: Well, we get paid by the search. You: i hope you dont work too hard for that AlisonC: So, if you don't do your job, you don't get paid. If you accept a search, you get paid for sending results. You: paid for the search? AlisonC: Yes, on a search by search basis. You: so you aim to get through a lot as quick as possible AlisonC: About $1 per 10 minute search. You: so the maximum you can make in an hour is 6 dollars You: that sucks a lot You: but i guess its better than nothing AlisonC: Yes. Then you get rated by the user. If you get great ratings you can get promoted to $10 an hour. You: ahhh ok You: i get you You: so if you get good ratings then you are obviously workgin harder and get paid more You: so that the answer to my question of how you are moderated AlisonC: Right. AlisonC: Yes. You: cool You: how do you survive on such small amount of money You: or is it obviously not yoru only income AlisonC: I am a stay at home mom. My husband works. This is just extra for Birthdays, Holidays, ect. You: hey i guess you could do this while at work for somebody else if you were cheeky enough hah You: ahhh ok AlisonC: Probably. You: and i guess its a way to keeo yourself occupied You: keep* You: i assume im not the only person who has ever gone about a casual chit hat You: chat* You: does it happen often? AlisonC: No. So is there anything I can find for you toiday? You: Hmm not really You: but i suppose You: you have ot produce a link for me to be able to rate you You: to* You: so You: hmm AlisonC: Only for a valid search. AlisonC: Thank you for using ChaCha! 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El Jefe Uno Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 You: I mean you're real nice and all but you should be searching and not flirting with me so much. AshleyS: I am here to help you and i am actually searching for these things and i have not been flirting with you at all . AshleyS: is there anything else that i can search for you You: I know I would be... I'm great. You: Know of any cheap hotels around here we could meet up at? Hahah, quality This is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 when i get home from work im gunna try this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 hhahahahahaah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 The Nation of Thizzlam: Hands down the funniest line in this whole thread. Stitches you have me in the stitches with laughter. Word. Mississippi Mud well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I am engaged in a pretty decent conversation with some girl now. Hahaha i might consider becoming one of these guides, could be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I would like to add at this point that I have been drinking and smoking teh chron... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MichelleA MichelleA: Welcome to ChaCha! You: thanks MichelleA: Hi! How can I help you? You: oh i thought you already knew my search sorry You: hold on You: how do i impress all my peers in channel zero? MichelleA: Sorry, I am not familiar with this; just a moment and I will transfer you to someone who may be more knowledgeable on this topic... Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DoreenM DoreenM: Welcome to ChaCha! DoreenM: Hello You: oh hi sorry You: how do i impress all my peers in channel zero? DoreenM: Hello You: that was my query DoreenM: Ok...one moment let me see if I can find some advice links... You: awesome thanks Doreeen You: are you another "Work at home Mum" You: Or is it Mom? You: What country are you in? DoreenM: Yes I am ...mum is fine but I live in the US You: Ah o You: k You: what time is it therE? DoreenM: 10 am You: SO that makes it ummm east coast? You: That link is for ringtones hahaha??? DoreenM: Yes New York You: that cant be right You: Ah new york DoreenM: No I am sorry You: you are what? You: oh i get is You: it You: sorry You: confused me without the comma You: if you're in new york you should definately know about impressing these guys DoreenM: Long Island, NY DoreenM: Hardly at my age 49 DoreenM: can I impress the guys You: Hmm i wouldnt really know where long island is, or anythign in ny haha You: sorry You: yeah probably DoreenM: I am going to transfer you to another quide...I am not quite sure about the best way to go about this search...one moment and it was nice talking to you. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DanetteV DanetteV: Welcome to ChaCha! DanetteV: Hello! You: hello DanetteV: How's it going? You: sorry any chance i could get back to DoreenM: You: i was about to click the link but the thing closed DanetteV: Well....not really sure, if I transferred you you could get anyone! DanetteV: I think it is hard to get the same person! You: oooh sounds frightening DanetteV: Yah...but Im fun too! You: when you say i could anybody You: you mean anybody?/ You: like could i get.... batman DanetteV: If he is a guide, yes! You: hmm You: cool You: is he You: ? You: are you batman DanetteV: Do you think he is?? You: i dunno You: i think he might be to be honest DanetteV: No, I am batwoman! You: haha DanetteV: Are you superman? You: Well i had a feeling you were Bat something You: I'm not superman sorry DanetteV: Yes you were right! You: Superman was rather un stylish DanetteV: You must have ESP You: I am obviously spiderman You: yeah i sort of have esp DanetteV: Oh okay! DanetteV: That's cool! You: it comes with the spider senses You: because spiders obviously have a little esp DanetteV: Spider's freak me out though.. You: really You: how You: why DanetteV: Forsure! DanetteV: They are sneaky and creepy... You: im not ACTUALLY a spider so its ok You: haaah DanetteV: Oh GREAT! You: yeah but they are small You: haha they are sneaky though DanetteV: Yah, but could crawl on ya. You: i got bit by one recently while i was sleeping You: it sucked DanetteV: See, they are FREAKY!! You: hahahahaa DanetteV: I hate em! DanetteV: Im glad we dont have to see them all winter. You: well it wasnt very "freaky" haha just a bit painful and annoying You: winter? DanetteV: Itchy? DanetteV: Yes..it's winter here. You: you must be in the northern end of the globe then DanetteV: Yes.. You: ah ok DanetteV: What state are you in? You: Victoria.... Australia hahah DanetteV: Oh okay!! How is your weather? You: It has been crappy DanetteV: Cold? You: today was absolutely lovely though DanetteV: Are you in the evening hours? You: It was hot and humid for most of the start of the week You: then it rained You: and then it was perfect today You: well yesterday now You: its 2:12am for e You: me DanetteV: We have a nasty snow storm..right now. DanetteV: Wow!! DanetteV: Your up late! You: Ahh i have never even seeen snow You: im up early hahaah DanetteV: Did you go to bed yet? You: I am in bed You: well if you could call it that You: i sleep on a very small mattress DanetteV: Okay, did you go to sleep yet? You: and its all the furniture i have You: nope not yet You: been trying You: but not working so well DanetteV: Did you try counting sheep? You: nope DanetteV: Might wanna try it! You: funnily enough i read in channel zero that counting sheep doesnt actually help You: because thinking about the juming sheep makes your brain think about active things DanetteV: Really..hmm I have no problem sleeping so I have never tried it. You: instead of thinking abotu sleeeping DanetteV: Hmm well maybe think about sheeps sleeping? You: what do you reccomend i try You: hahaha You: yeha i thougth about that You: thats a pretty good idea DanetteV: I would try to not think at all! You: that doesnt work for me DanetteV: No? You: no DanetteV: You cant close the brain off? You: nope DanetteV: Shoot! You: it just churns and churns neverending DanetteV: I fall asleep in like 2 minutes. You: no i dont want to turn it off for good You: shooting it is not a good idea thansk DanetteV: Nah not for good! You: i am so damn jealous DanetteV: LOL.. You: how do you go to sleep so easy You: what do you think about in the moments before you sleep DanetteV: I dont know, when I lay down, my head hits the pillow it's all over! You: whaaatr DanetteV: So quick!! You: do you drink heavily before hand or something" You: " DanetteV: No.. You: haha DanetteV: Well good luck on the sleeping!! I hope you have a great night! DanetteV: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Mine was pretty boring, but huh, what a weird experience. Guide Session Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: NormaW NormaW: Welcome to ChaCha! You: a five letter word meaning young dog? NormaW: Puppy? You: beginning with W and ending in P NormaW: Whelp You: o rly? You: thanks You: another? NormaW: Does it work? You: yeah it fits, its good NormaW: Is there anything else I can do for you? You: uhh, no, im fine thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 People named Norma are boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Your Mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Is not named norma... Goodbye Norma Jean Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to uphold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on a treadmill And they made you change your name And it seems to me, you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did Lonliness was tough The toughest role you ever played Hollywood created a superstar And pain was the price you paid Even when you died Oh, the press still hounded you All the papers had to say Was that Marilyn was found in the nude And it seems to me, you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did Goodbye Norma Jean Though I never knew you at all Goodbye Norma Jean From the young man in the twenty-second row Who sees you as something more than sexual More than just Marilyn Monroe And it seems to me, you lived your life Like a candle in the wind Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your legend ever did Goodbye Norma Jean Goodbye Norma Jean Goodbye Goodbye Norma Jean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 LIAR!!!!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 mary loub is a bitch, she hung up on me, fuck that hoe.... round 2... ill post the results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATTS Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 mississippi mud-fucking hilarious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Pamela C Pamela C: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Pamela C: Hi You: hows your day? Pamela C: Good and you You: great, enough with the small talk lets get down to business Pamela C: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: alright, i need to know if this line is secure, are we being monitored Pamela C: Yep Pamela C: And they have your ip address Pamela C: so they can block you if you are rude You: im not rude at all Pamela C: I am just saying You: are you trying to say im being rude? just because im simply trying to ask if this conversation is monitored Pamela C: No I am just simply saying You: as i was not made aware of the fact im being tracked and spied upon prior to engaging you Pamela C: Do you need a search You: god forbid i release any personal information, who knows whos evil hands that could have fallen in to You: i do need a search Pamela C: Nevermind I will transfer you You: look, this guy chuck norris im sure you have heard of him Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha! TonyaS: Hi, what would you like to find about chuck norris? You: im having problems You: with this chuck norris guy, im sure youve heard of him TonyaS: so chuck is bothering you You: well not me personally You: but the world You: he is kind of indestructable but i know he has a weakness You: i need to know what it is TonyaS: his weakness is chocolate You: chocolate? how do i find said chocolate You: is it a specific kind how is it used? do i apply directly to forehead? TonyaS: you have to lure him in with chocolate and then kick him where it hurts You: round house? ive always been partial to a spin kick TonyaS: actualy i just read that chuck doesn't do good with paddles TonyaS: you have to take a canoe paddle and smack him in the head You: oooooh interesting You: a chocolate coated paddle perhaps? TonyaS: there you go TonyaS: now you got it You: wow, youre amazing.... You: whats your a/s/l TonyaS: 100, not sure You: hmmm You: do you have a myspace account? TonyaS: no You: are you sure? are you just playing hard to get? TonyaS: no my space You: is tonya your real name? TonyaS: do u You: or are these assigned? TonyaS: lol You: hahaha yeah i do TonyaS: they are assigned names cause we are robots and robots don't have my spaces You: who doesnt, i feel like setting one up for you! You: robot? what the feck You: i dont talk to no damned robots man TonyaS: ABUSIVE LANGUAGE You: how so? TonyaS: YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TILL SYSTEM EXPLODES You: oh damn man, my system!?? TonyaS: WARNING TonyaS: WARNING You: what do i do TonyaS: WARNING You: wait You: MAN HEY!!!! I NEED THIS You: ITS MY DADS You: hahaha im joking man You: are you going to disconnect, cause i feel we have made a bond TonyaS: you bonded with a robot, you are sick You: maybe we could leave the window open and chat? maybe fall in love and move to canada You: hey, if the glove fits You: is that the right saying for this situation? TonyaS: what is love You: could you recomm end a movie for me to rent from netflix? TonyaS: yes terminator You: own it You: anything else? TonyaS: dr who You: i kind of like horror movies TonyaS: the original series TonyaS: the hills have eyes You: not a fan of english people You: or their shows You: bbc doesnt do much for me TonyaS: a prejudice robot lover TonyaS: imagine that You: is it true robots are fueled by old peoples medicine? TonyaS: negative You: im not perfect, just as close as i can be You: any good horror movies? TonyaS: did you see the grudge You: terrible You: i hate those remakes of japanese movies, theyre all the same You: the ring grudge the water one You: same movie, same people, slow moving pale kids etc TonyaS: ummm TonyaS: how about saw You: now were talking, but ive seen it and own it You: more obscure You: find me something on IMDB TonyaS: excuse me TonyaS: youi find something for you on imdb TonyaS: what do i look like a robot TonyaS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. http://chuckweak.ytmnd.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 she gave me that link, i think we made a connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I GOT FUCKIN BANNED!!!!!! wtf!!!! Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. Your location is:XX.XXX.XX.XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 i closed the window and went back in, theyre banning is dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Ha Funny Shit. Mine was more boring Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: BrendaD BrendaD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi BrendaD: Heloo You: How do you do? BrendaD: I mean hello BrendaD: Great BrendaD: And yourself You: I am great, but I am lost BrendaD: Hlow You: I need a guide BrendaD: I am a guide BrendaD: What kind of guide BrendaD: ???????????? BrendaD: now im lost You: Oh I'm not sure, one who will guide me You: Will you be my guide? BrendaD: For what You: I am on a journey BrendaD: to where You: to find myself, I am so lost BrendaD: oh ok BrendaD: whats the problem You: Well I'm not sure, isn't that your job? BrendaD: no BrendaD: Im supposed to help you BrendaD: Are you in school BrendaD: Are you in school You: No I am actually a professor (in all seriousness) BrendaD: Are these results sufficient? You: I am still so lost BrendaD: im sorry i can't help you BrendaD: one moment please Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Michelle S Michelle S: Welcome to ChaCha! Michelle S: Hello Michelle S: What information can I locate for you You: Michelle Brenda D would not help me, will you help me find myself? You: Brenda D couldn't type anyway. Will you be my guide? Michelle S: I will be happy to find you information on how to find yourself You: Thank you! You: I await instructions from you divine leader Michelle S: still looking for you You: Look no further I seek your wisdom Michelle S: that second link will be very helpful You: What are you suggesting Michelle S? Michelle S: All of those links will help you to establish the key factor in finding yourself, mental and emotional satisfaction and empowerment You: A wise man once said that God has the greatest sense of humour, I see you are truly one of God's finest creatures. Michelle S: You have a wonderful day and thanks so much for using ChaCha, sorry you felt the first guide was not senesitive to your needs You: Thank you! Michelle S: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 TonyaS: a prejudice robot lover TonyaS: imagine that Bitch had better jokes than you hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 dude hahaha how do they tell you to look up your own shit!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 raiding chacha is so 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blart.BOS Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LisaS LisaS: Welcome to ChaCha! LisaS: Hello, how are you? You: so is this a real person or what LisaS: yes I am real You: prove it LisaS: how? You: that's your problem You: do it LisaS: I am not sure how You: think of something You: got a camera? You: make a sign LisaS: no You: lame LisaS: well have a good one You: been in porn ever? LisaS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 i'm gonna become a guide, i'll be bad ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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