seeking 253 Posted January 8, 2007 i currently live in the south. people from the south are stupid, everyone knows that. black people from the south are a whole other level of stupid that is incomprehensible to anyone, regardless of color, unless you've actually experience it. they're like overgrown 8 year olds in ridiculous clown suits who can't formulate complete sentences to save their lives. they're frequently unintelligable and so frustrating to deal with, that many normal activities are avoided simply to save yourself the hassle. obviously papa john is aware of this, because he created the magnificent and magical 'order over the internet' machine, allowing me to completely bypass the need to try and explain my order to some dumb ass 35 year old woman who can't find a job that pays more than $6 an hour, because she can't fucking read, because society is designed to keep a large portion of humanity ignorant. as much as i'd love to help her pull herself up by her bootstraps, all i really have time for right now is a large 'perfect pan' pizza with cheese, and some free breadsticks (as per coupon). so thank you papa john, for allowing me to order food without having to actually speak to anyone. you're my new favorite person in the world. i love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GLIK$ 127 Posted January 8, 2007 haha dude BBQ Chicken Pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iloveboxcars 496 Posted January 8, 2007 pizza hut does the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr.yuck 6 Posted January 8, 2007 true ordering any food from the internet is the most awesome shit ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seeking 253 Posted January 8, 2007 i should note that if i find that my local papa johns is staffed with illegal mexicans, i will not only begin order by phone, but i will also tip double, so hopefully they can send more money home and bring more family members (illegaly) over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mackfatsoe 168 Posted January 8, 2007 I ordered lunch online the last three days in a row. I'm not proud of this or anything, but it seemed relevant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madsencarl 62 Posted January 8, 2007 hot shit i did not know this. even good for aussie pizza hut! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Of Hell 102 Posted January 8, 2007 Dude, why are we in the south? Couldn't we have done this somewhere better? We need a better plan formulating commitee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mississippi Mud 0 Posted January 8, 2007 I like the garlic grease/ butter sauce they have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 549 Posted January 8, 2007 "garlic grease" sounds so revolting but I bet that is inverse proportion to how good it tastes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
X22 4 Posted January 8, 2007 real cool shit talking thread! right on "DUUUDE" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blood Feast Island Man 59 Posted January 8, 2007 every pizza place in this city does empanadas as well. 12 for 14 pesos you really cannot fuck with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pornbooth 289 Posted January 8, 2007 bbq chicken special w/ garlic dip - fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. i could straight jack my dick off while eating that stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Smite 21 Posted January 8, 2007 So black people that don't live in the south don't act like children in clown suits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pornbooth 289 Posted January 8, 2007 no, they act like stupid white people pretending to be an ignorant black person, but in a more convincing manner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seeking 253 Posted January 8, 2007 i dont know man, but black people in the south are often a completely different breed of human being. as i was sitting on the porch, waiting for the pizza. 8 cop cars swarmed my corner and arrested several black men in long white tee's, with dreads. not even joking. i dont even know what they did, but it took 13 cops to aprehend them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GEEB 44 Posted January 8, 2007 "who eva seen duh lepracon say "YEEEEA" "YEEEAAH!." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alure 17 Posted January 8, 2007 well pizza hut is like that too. and a few others. but, papa john sucks. everytime i get a pizza the dough is half raw. but yes i love ordering, and not having to deal with the people making/ordering your food. my orders are always fucked up when i order at mcdonalds, especially through the drive through. the best place is the gas station called Wawa's. They have a deli and you can order your sandwiches through a computer and not have to talk to anybody and watch them make it. woohoo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HESHIANDET 51 Posted January 8, 2007 wawa touch screen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
26SidedCube 10 Posted January 8, 2007 wait. the computer makes your sammich? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seffiks 219 Posted January 8, 2007 yuck (east of chicago pizza is the best) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alure 17 Posted January 8, 2007 wawa touch screen yesssss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vacuum cleaner 5 Posted January 8, 2007 man if i could just internet order an egg and pepper grinder from NY right now... i would. :/ that sounds so tasty right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HESHIANDET 51 Posted January 8, 2007 wait. the computer makes your sammich? no the computer gives the retardt sammy maker a print out of exactly what you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
podrido 28 Posted January 8, 2007 nigga we all fina know dat little ceasers crazy bread aint one to fuk wit' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
