seeking Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 i currently live in the south. people from the south are stupid, everyone knows that. black people from the south are a whole other level of stupid that is incomprehensible to anyone, regardless of color, unless you've actually experience it. they're like overgrown 8 year olds in ridiculous clown suits who can't formulate complete sentences to save their lives. they're frequently unintelligable and so frustrating to deal with, that many normal activities are avoided simply to save yourself the hassle. obviously papa john is aware of this, because he created the magnificent and magical 'order over the internet' machine, allowing me to completely bypass the need to try and explain my order to some dumb ass 35 year old woman who can't find a job that pays more than $6 an hour, because she can't fucking read, because society is designed to keep a large portion of humanity ignorant. as much as i'd love to help her pull herself up by her bootstraps, all i really have time for right now is a large 'perfect pan' pizza with cheese, and some free breadsticks (as per coupon). so thank you papa john, for allowing me to order food without having to actually speak to anyone. you're my new favorite person in the world. i love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 haha dude BBQ Chicken Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 pizza hut does the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 true ordering any food from the internet is the most awesome shit ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 i should note that if i find that my local papa johns is staffed with illegal mexicans, i will not only begin order by phone, but i will also tip double, so hopefully they can send more money home and bring more family members (illegaly) over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I ordered lunch online the last three days in a row. I'm not proud of this or anything, but it seemed relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 hot shit i did not know this. even good for aussie pizza hut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Dude, why are we in the south? Couldn't we have done this somewhere better? We need a better plan formulating commitee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I like the garlic grease/ butter sauce they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 "garlic grease" sounds so revolting but I bet that is inverse proportion to how good it tastes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 real cool shit talking thread! right on "DUUUDE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 every pizza place in this city does empanadas as well. 12 for 14 pesos you really cannot fuck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 bbq chicken special w/ garlic dip - fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. i could straight jack my dick off while eating that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 So black people that don't live in the south don't act like children in clown suits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 no, they act like stupid white people pretending to be an ignorant black person, but in a more convincing manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 i dont know man, but black people in the south are often a completely different breed of human being. as i was sitting on the porch, waiting for the pizza. 8 cop cars swarmed my corner and arrested several black men in long white tee's, with dreads. not even joking. i dont even know what they did, but it took 13 cops to aprehend them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 "who eva seen duh lepracon say "YEEEEA" "YEEEAAH!." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 well pizza hut is like that too. and a few others. but, papa john sucks. everytime i get a pizza the dough is half raw. but yes i love ordering, and not having to deal with the people making/ordering your food. my orders are always fucked up when i order at mcdonalds, especially through the drive through. the best place is the gas station called Wawa's. They have a deli and you can order your sandwiches through a computer and not have to talk to anybody and watch them make it. woohoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 wawa touch screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 wait. the computer makes your sammich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 yuck (east of chicago pizza is the best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 wawa touch screen yesssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 man if i could just internet order an egg and pepper grinder from NY right now... i would. :/ that sounds so tasty right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 wait. the computer makes your sammich? no the computer gives the retardt sammy maker a print out of exactly what you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 nigga we all fina know dat little ceasers crazy bread aint one to fuk wit' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 How exactly do people live on $6 an hour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 they also sell drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 in L.A., the employees call it "papa yon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I'm from the South. seeking thinks people from the south are stupid. He calls me out in a round-about way. We ordered Papa John's this week. They screwed up our order. And gave us things we weren't so sure we wanted. Since we be shitting in high cotton, we decided to go ahead and pay for what we did not order. And still gave dude a hefty tip. We were thankful for the extra foods, after we hit the sauce. Sparks. Green Tilt. Cheese Sticks. Garlic Butter. Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 i like that garlic sauce that papa johns has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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