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i currently live in the south.

people from the south are stupid, everyone knows that.

black people from the south are a whole other level of stupid that is incomprehensible to anyone, regardless of color, unless you've actually experience it. they're like overgrown 8 year olds in ridiculous clown suits who can't formulate complete sentences to save their lives. they're frequently unintelligable and so frustrating to deal with, that many normal activities are avoided simply to save yourself the hassle.

 

obviously papa john is aware of this, because he created the magnificent and magical 'order over the internet' machine, allowing me to completely bypass the need to try and explain my order to some dumb ass 35 year old woman who can't find a job that pays more than $6 an hour, because she can't fucking read, because society is designed to keep a large portion of humanity ignorant. as much as i'd love to help her pull herself up by her bootstraps, all i really have time for right now is a large 'perfect pan' pizza with cheese, and some free breadsticks (as per coupon).

 

so thank you papa john, for allowing me to order food without having to actually speak to anyone. you're my new favorite person in the world. i love you.

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i should note that if i find that my local papa johns is staffed with illegal mexicans, i will not only begin order by phone, but i will also tip double, so hopefully they can send more money home and bring more family members (illegaly) over.

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I ordered lunch online the last three days in a row. I'm not proud of this or anything, but it seemed relevant.

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bbq chicken special w/ garlic dip - fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. i could straight jack my dick off while eating that stuff.

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no, they act like stupid white people pretending to be an ignorant black person, but in a more convincing manner.

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i dont know man, but black people in the south are often a completely different breed of human being.

 

as i was sitting on the porch, waiting for the pizza. 8 cop cars swarmed my corner and arrested several black men in long white tee's, with dreads. not even joking. i dont even know what they did, but it took 13 cops to aprehend them.

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well pizza hut is like that too. and a few others.

 

but, papa john sucks. everytime i get a pizza the dough is half raw.

 

 

but yes i love ordering, and not having to deal with the people making/ordering your food. my orders are always fucked up when i order at mcdonalds, especially through the drive through. the best place is the gas station called Wawa's. They have a deli and you can order your sandwiches through a computer and not have to talk to anybody and watch them make it. woohoo.

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wait. the computer makes your sammich?

 

no the computer gives the retardt sammy maker a print out of exactly what you want.

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