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So I jumped out of a moving taxi in portugal.

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Diligently jammed door, some crazy belgium girl I was out with starts having some crazy arugment with the dude in portugese. She gets out her side and this crazy fucker tries to speed off with me still in the car. So I toss my shit and bail. End result? Pulled thigh muscle and a little graze on my elbow. Rock on Lisboa.

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yeah jackson Ive hit up ample chicken. its good shit.

 

I think it started over money. then dude didnt know where our hostel was. I kept telling her to translate but she was getting weird about it and kept arguing. when I started getting angry with her and she started explaining the taxi driver flipped because she was speaking english. I had to tuck my leg in mid air to keep it away from the rear wheel. good to know I still have some ninja skills and luck. haha

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actually i take that back. i'd just whyle out more in lisboa instead. i'm craving a nice drunken popsico right now thanks.

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have fun in euroland.

"find" yourself.

and return home with exactly the same views you had before, but with the knowledge that the opinions you hold are correct becuase you spent a few months backpacking, looking at people eat bizzare ethnic food like paella. like ftw dude.

it's like, totally mad, even though, like, it's not?

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I miss Portugal too, awesome place...

 

Me Three!, Ill most def be going back in my life time!

 

P.s And the girlies are HOT also!

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did you at least get sympathy dome from the chick?

 

 

uhhh i dont think my question got answered...

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paella isnt weird, its bomb. and full of salt which i love.

 

ive had paella..wasnt very impressed.

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then you had bad paella. its veggies, rice, spices, salt, and meat. beautiful.

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did you at least get sympathy dome from the chick?

 

uhhh i dont think my question got answered...

 

 

once again?

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