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MOE-LESTER

I DID A GOOD TODAY YEAH NIGGA

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tonight i drove over to the 711 to buy some swishers and 2 ghetto kids approached me, They asked me to buy them some beer, six 40s of 211 steel reserve to be exact. i was like damn, yall gonna drink that much steely??? but yea i bought these little fuckers beer tonight, and i hope they have a good time. they musta been like 12-13, one of them was maybe 16 tops. they are probably chillin in a park right now getting shitfaced, which has inspired me to crack open my beers as well.

 

 

on another note, i just bought a new TV and its so big that my head is starting to hurt and my eyes feel like they are going to explode out of their sockets, but god damn its pimp

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yea this is the first time ive had minors ask me to buy them liquor. its not a big deal really but considering that i was a dumb little minor posted outside liquor stores asking older folks to buy me beer was less than 10 years ago, it is pretty reminiscent. but then again, it makes me feel fucking old. i cant even fuck high school girls anymore, im not even 25 and i already feel old as hell. i can only imagine what you 30+ motherfuckers must feel like

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yea this is the first time ive had minors ask me to buy them liquor. its not a big deal really but considering that i was a dumb little minor posted outside liquor stores asking older folks to buy me beer was less than 10 years ago, it is pretty reminiscent. but then again, it makes me feel fucking old. i cant even fuck high school girls anymore, im not even 25 and i already feel old as hell. i can only imagine what you 30+ motherfuckers must feel like

 

for real, i'll be 26 in a couple months and im scared

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i miss the old days... i cant even look a 40 in the face any more... i had some giggly girls at work ask me to buy them wine last week .. i called then gay and walked away...

 

should change this to the buy beer for minor super thread!

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six 40s of 211 steel reserve to be exact.

...they are probably chillin in a park right now getting shitfaced, which has inspired me to crack open my beers as well.

 

They are probably chillin somewhere on the side of a road half dead

12-13 with steel reserve, brain damage -hiyo

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I hate it when hot chicks come into work to buy liquor and get asked for ID, and when they can't produce it, they have to leave.

 

But with your screenname, I wonder if this purchase had sinister motives??

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I buy underage kids booze all the time.

And then I take them back to my apartment.

And teach them about life.

And the mean streets.

And how trusting girls will only bring you pain.

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i can only imagine what you 30+ motherfuckers must feel like

 

fine thanks

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I don't buy for kids. Not worth the hassle. Besides, can't you order beer online now anyways?

 

Obtaining alcohol was never an issue for me growing up. Getting porn was the tricky part.

 

You usually had to rely on a parent or sibling to have a stash you could oggle or else you'd go to the Marin City flea market where they'd usually be some older guys that wouldn't have issues with selling a 14 yr old kid a Playboy magazine.

 

There days all a kid has to do is type http://www.hotpornography.com and they're in. Not in my day.

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I don't buy for kids. Not worth the hassle. Besides, can't you order beer online now anyways?

 

Obtaining alcohol was never an issue for me growing up. Getting porn was the tricky part.

 

You usually had to rely on a parent or sibling to have a stash you could oggle or else you'd go to the Marin City flea market where they'd usually be some older guys that wouldn't have issues with selling a 14 yr old kid a Playboy magazine.

 

There days all a kid has to do is type http://www.hotpornography.com and they're in. Not in my day.

 

That's so true!!!I miss those good old days when it was like a quest:lol: porn magazine's industry is dying today! i can't even find Score magazine....:rolleyes:

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i never had a problem finding porn when i was younger. by 4th grade i knew this nerdy asian kid who could hack websites and we had passwords to every pornsite when i was younger. it was a golden age, because my dad also had a huge stash of playboy magazines back in the day, actually he still does. next time im at the rents house i might drop by and take a look

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yeha man keep up teh good werk eventully you'll be blessed with the pepole who get oreos and big cups of cold milk in heaven.

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i never had a problem finding porn when i was younger. by 4th grade i knew this nerdy asian kid who could hack websites and we had passwords to every pornsite when i was younger. it was a golden age, because my dad also had a huge stash of playboy magazines back in the day, actually he still does. next time im at the rents house i might drop by and take a look

 

 

we didn't have the internet in my heyday.

 

But my asian friend David Yoshikawa had some inexplicable hook up on smut as a sixth grader and would sell mags for $15 a pop.

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^^^ i had an indian friend in my first year of high scholl that was like that he'd raid huge bags of porn mags out of the shop and then we'd sell them around school.

 

finally after his last big score his locker was so full of them and a teacher was asking around after him so we took them all to the top of the playground and threw them out to the kids ala a sticker toss at those old skate demos. Kids were stampeding to get their hands on the filth.

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^^^ hahaha

 

 

I hate it when hot chicks come into work to buy liquor and get asked for ID, and when they can't produce it, they have to leave.

 

But with your screenname, I wonder if this purchase had sinister motives??

 

sadly... probably truth

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ok funny story right..

 

we were pretty young and wanted some alize. we asked this bum lady to buy it for us. she agreed.

 

she didnt know what alize was and it was behind the counter so we told her to ask for it.

 

she was like "alize all i got ta say"

 

ahahaha i guess u had to be there

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