madsencarl Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 do not try and push your religion on me, and try to get me to follow your beliefs. please just keep your lies to yourself. thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pfffffffffft Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me no seriously.. have you asked jesus in your heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me hear hear don't try to push your beliefs on me either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me according to christians....im not getting into heaven cause i havent found jesus christ as my personal lord and savior...that means im going to hell....but so are all the females that do porn...females that strip....hoes, sluts, etc.....as far as im concerned, hell is gonna be fun as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mississippi Mud Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me Me, you, and every girl we ever had sex with from myspace. It'll be a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grossebite Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me according to christians....im not getting into heaven cause i havent found jesus christ as my personal lord and savior...that means im going to hell....but so are all the females that do porn...females that strip....hoes, sluts, etc.....as far as im concerned, hell is gonna be fun as hell! sorry but your are wrong! even the worst crackehead scato porn slut can believe in Jesus and be saved! "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."John 3.16 Read the Bible....:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grossebite Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me do not try and push your religion on me, and try to get me to follow your beliefs. please just keep your lies to yourself. thanks. Nobody force you to believe in God! It's your choice to belive or not.... Stop hating!!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me But aren't Jehovos worse? As they used to come knocking on my door at 8am on a Saturday morning. Christians never did that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me 1"For the kingdom of heaven is like a landowner who went out early in the morning to hire men to work in his vineyard. 2He agreed to pay them a denarius for the day and sent them into his vineyard. 3"About the third hour he went out and saw others standing in the marketplace doing nothing. 4He told them, 'You also go and work in my vineyard, and I will pay you whatever is right.' 5So they went. "He went out again about the sixth hour and the ninth hour and did the same thing. 6About the eleventh hour he went out and found still others standing around. He asked them, 'Why have you been standing here all day long doing nothing?' 7" 'Because no one has hired us,' they answered. "He said to them, 'You also go and work in my vineyard.' 8"When evening came, the owner of the vineyard said to his foreman, 'Call the workers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first.' 9"The workers who were hired about the eleventh hour came and each received a denarius. 10So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more. But each one of them also received a denarius. 11When they received it, they began to grumble against the landowner. 12'These men who were hired last worked only one hour,' they said, 'and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day.' 13"But he answered one of them, 'Friend, I am not being unfair to you. Didn't you agree to work for a denarius? 14Take your pay and go. I want to give the man who was hired last the same as I gave you. 15Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?' 16"So the last will be first, and the first will be last." Jesus Again Predicts His Death 17Now as Jesus was going up to Jerusalem, he took the twelve disciples aside and said to them, 18"We are going up to Jerusalem, and the Son of Man will be betrayed to the chief priests and the teachers of the law. They will condemn him to death 19and will turn him over to the Gentiles to be mocked and flogged and crucified. On the third day he will be raised to life!" A Mother's Request 20Then the mother of Zebedee's sons came to Jesus with her sons and, kneeling down, asked a favor of him. 21"What is it you want?" he asked. She said, "Grant that one of these two sons of mine may sit at your right and the other at your left in your kingdom." 22"You don't know what you are asking," Jesus said to them. "Can you drink the cup I am going to drink?" "We can," they answered. 23Jesus said to them, "You will indeed drink from my cup, but to sit at my right or left is not for me to grant. These places belong to those for whom they have been prepared by my Father." 24When the ten heard about this, they were indignant with the two brothers. 25Jesus called them together and said, "You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their high officials exercise authority over them. 26Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant, 27and whoever wants to be first must be your slave— 28just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many." Two Blind Men Receive Sight 29As Jesus and his disciples were leaving Jericho, a large crowd followed him. 30Two blind men were sitting by the roadside, and when they heard that Jesus was going by, they shouted, "Lord, Son of David, have mercy on us!" 31The crowd rebuked them and told them to be quiet, but they shouted all the louder, "Lord, Son of David, have mercy on us!" 32Jesus stopped and called them. "What do you want me to do for you?" he asked. 33"Lord," they answered, "we want our sight." 34Jesus had compassion on them and touched their eyes. Immediately they received their sight and followed him. i discourage any religion that requires long books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me sorry but your are wrong! even the worst crackehead scato porn slut can believe in Jesus and be saved! "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."John 3.16 Read the Bible....:rolleyes: so i can go kill someone....rape your wife and shit on your mom...but as long as i believe in jesus while i do it...ill get into heaven???....nice! p.s. i would read the bible, if it wasn't so long and was an easy read...the whole "thou" and "thus" shit has got to go.:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me christ is hip-hop... http://www.holyhiphop.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me so someone in chan.0 forced jesus on you?? or were you just sexually assaulted by a bearded jew wearing a potato sack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me jesus.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grossebite Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me so i can go kill someone....rape your wife and shit on your mom...but as long as i believe in jesus while i do it...ill get into heaven???....nice! p.s. i would read the bible, if it wasn't so long and was an easy read...the whole "thou" and "thus" shit has got to go.:cool: READ THE BIBLE:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me weren't you the one just saying that you don't try and force your beliefs on anyone? "Nobody force you to believe in God! It's your choice to belive or not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me READ THE BIBLE[/color][/size][/font]:rolleyes: p.s. i would read the bible, if it wasn't so long and was an easy read...the whole "thou" and "thus" shit has got to go.:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grossebite Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me p.s. i would read the bible, if it wasn't so long and was an easy read...the whole "thou" and "thus" shit has got to go.:cool: i don't force you but the answers of your questions are in this book,my last word on this topic:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me i don't force you but the answers of your questions are in this book,my last word on this topic[/size]:rolleyes: i never had a question....i just said hell is gonna be hella crackin:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ENO ELPMIS Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me hell is a super rediculous punishment for not "finding" jesus, isnt it possible to be a relativly good person on your own? of course not! you have to join the "team", one of the teams that has slaughtered billions of people of the history of mankind. fuck that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me if you donate 10% of your income to the church, you'll go to heaven. no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me i had this argument with my mother yesterday... she said that "losing her son to satan" (referring to me being an atheist) was the hardest thing she'd ever gone through. worse than chemo and her parents' deaths. in conclusion, religion is great for weak minds and even better for controlling people with. fuck all that noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me dont know about jesus? well you can roast in hell for all eternity with little demons and fire and lava n shit. thats like extortion on the highest level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me controlled by fear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me My friend recently told me he found jesus. I was like cool dude were rich. Later I found out he was talking about something else. -Jack H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: fucking christians, listen to me if you ever visit a cathedral in europe you'll notice alot of them are scary as fuck full of skulls and statue where nobodys smiling. people will say well thats the medevil times but what makes us smarter than they were back then? technology? that shouldnt have any bearing on religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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