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After School Special

I'm Bringing Paxil Back

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I'm bringing Paxilback (yeah)

Generic brands just don't know how to act (yeah)

I pop a couple with that water back (yeah)

Bottomless coffee and a half a pack

 

Pace around the room!

 

I'm OCD

I make to-do lists just to stay busy

I feel depressed 'cause I got no money

And when my ex signs off MySpace, I see...

 

Starin' at the wall!

 

Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me)

Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me)

Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me)

See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me)

What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me)

Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me)

No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me)

Just WebMD

 

I'm bringin Paxilback (where?)

The platinum bottle with the child-proof cap (yep)

Just read the dosage and quadruple that (yep)

Six whiskies later I'll be on my back

 

BACK...

Mattress on the floor.

 

Razor-blaaaade.

I got two wrists that I could slit today

Unless this little pill gets in the way

No other drug could make me feel this way

 

Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me)

Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me)

Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me)

See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me)

What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me)

Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me)

No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me)

Just WebMD

 

I'm bringin Paxilback (yeah)

My HMO might just pick up the tab (yeah)

I got the tremors and I need a nap

And I gave my rent check to them Pfizer [cats] ('preciate it.)

 

What am I doing?

What am I doing?

I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it.

I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it.

 

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get.. your... doctor's... note.

 

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get.. your... doctor's... note.

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I'm bringing Paxilback (yeah)

Generic brands just don't know how to act (yeah)

I pop a couple with that water back (yeah)

Bottomless coffee and a half a pack

 

Pace around the room!

 

I'm OCD

I make to-do lists just to stay busy

I feel depressed 'cause I got no money

And when my ex signs off MySpace, I see...

 

Starin' at the wall!

 

Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me)

Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me)

Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me)

See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me)

What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me)

Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me)

No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me)

Just WebMD

 

I'm bringin Paxilback (where?)

The platinum bottle with the child-proof cap (yep)

Just read the dosage and quadruple that (yep)

Six whiskies later I'll be on my back

 

BACK...

Mattress on the floor.

 

Razor-blaaaade.

I got two wrists that I could slit today

Unless this little pill gets in the way

No other drug could make me feel this way

 

Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me)

Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me)

Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me)

See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me)

What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me)

Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me)

No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me)

Just WebMD

 

I'm bringin Paxilback (yeah)

My HMO might just pick up the tab (yeah)

I got the tremors and I need a nap

And I gave my rent check to them Pfizer [cats] ('preciate it.)

 

What am I doing?

What am I doing?

I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it.

I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it.

 

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get.. your... doctor's... note.

 

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note.

Get.. your... doctor's... note.

 

 

 

go kill yourself.

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Man, 90 percent of people on here fucking suck now.

 

"Hey guys, just stopping by to say that I'm too cool for this, k, thanks, bye."

 

Eat a dick, k, thanks, bye.

 

this is a forum. that implies that there will be discussion on a point or collection of points or thoughts. when someone presents an idea that is not that valuable it should be considered acceptable for them (the rest of the forum) to say that, "though i appreciate you trying to add to this community and conversation; your addition (in this particular point) suck."

 

just saying, but yeah, i'd say 90% is a good estimate.

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Man, 90 percent of people on here fucking suck now.

 

"Hey guys, just stopping by to say that I'm too cool for this, k, thanks, bye."

 

Eat a dick, k, thanks, bye.

 

i feel you. cats lately all want to be too cool for school. it wasnt hillarious, but it was well done and somewhat amusing. the 'webmd' line was dead on for anyone who doesnt have insurance.

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pill identification is all the interweb is good for or if you need it to see if you gots a cold than nigga you got some problemsz

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