After School Special Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 I'm bringing Paxilback (yeah) Generic brands just don't know how to act (yeah) I pop a couple with that water back (yeah) Bottomless coffee and a half a pack Pace around the room! I'm OCD I make to-do lists just to stay busy I feel depressed 'cause I got no money And when my ex signs off MySpace, I see... Starin' at the wall! Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me) Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me) Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me) See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me) What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me) Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me) No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me) Just WebMD I'm bringin Paxilback (where?) The platinum bottle with the child-proof cap (yep) Just read the dosage and quadruple that (yep) Six whiskies later I'll be on my back BACK... Mattress on the floor. Razor-blaaaade. I got two wrists that I could slit today Unless this little pill gets in the way No other drug could make me feel this way Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me) Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me) Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me) See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me) What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me) Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me) No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me) Just WebMD I'm bringin Paxilback (yeah) My HMO might just pick up the tab (yeah) I got the tremors and I need a nap And I gave my rent check to them Pfizer [cats] ('preciate it.) What am I doing? What am I doing? I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it. I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get.. your... doctor's... note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get.. your... doctor's... note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 hmmm i used to be on paxil back in the day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 No? Are you kidding me? Did you watch it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Nurse is a super smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 No? Are you kidding me? Did you watch it? Cheesey parodies just aren't funny to me. Whatever floats your boat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 Scrooge.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pace1 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Paxil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighlyElaborateScribble Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 that was a hoot and a holler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Paxil? its a pill that makes you feel alright for about an hour or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krONIKONE Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I'm bringing Paxilback (yeah) Generic brands just don't know how to act (yeah) I pop a couple with that water back (yeah) Bottomless coffee and a half a pack Pace around the room! I'm OCD I make to-do lists just to stay busy I feel depressed 'cause I got no money And when my ex signs off MySpace, I see... Starin' at the wall! Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me) Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me) Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me) See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me) What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me) Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me) No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me) Just WebMD I'm bringin Paxilback (where?) The platinum bottle with the child-proof cap (yep) Just read the dosage and quadruple that (yep) Six whiskies later I'll be on my back BACK... Mattress on the floor. Razor-blaaaade. I got two wrists that I could slit today Unless this little pill gets in the way No other drug could make me feel this way Come here Doc (put a little serotonin in me) Move your hand like this (put a little serotonin in me) Write that scrip (put a little serotonin in me) See the pharmacist (little more serotonin in me) What you twerkin' with (put a little serotonin in me) Nurses' hips (little more serotonin in me) No insurance for me (lotta more serotonin in me) Just WebMD I'm bringin Paxilback (yeah) My HMO might just pick up the tab (yeah) I got the tremors and I need a nap And I gave my rent check to them Pfizer [cats] ('preciate it.) What am I doing? What am I doing? I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it. I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get.. your... doctor's... note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get your doctor's note. Get.. your... doctor's... note. go kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 you should try a dose of your own medicine some time^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 paxil sucks elephant cawk as does every anti depressant.....get with some totem poles khed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 didn't laugh. didn't crack the slightest of smiles... i wanted to. i just didn't. boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Man, 90 percent of people on here fucking suck now. "Hey guys, just stopping by to say that I'm too cool for this, k, thanks, bye." Eat a dick, k, thanks, bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 ^sounds like you're too cool for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 ahhh, point taken... But I'm a big fan of the Oz, 90 was harsh, maybe 80/85 is more appropriate. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Im gonna stay out of this one. funnny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Man, 90 percent of people on here fucking suck now. "Hey guys, just stopping by to say that I'm too cool for this, k, thanks, bye." Eat a dick, k, thanks, bye. this is a forum. that implies that there will be discussion on a point or collection of points or thoughts. when someone presents an idea that is not that valuable it should be considered acceptable for them (the rest of the forum) to say that, "though i appreciate you trying to add to this community and conversation; your addition (in this particular point) suck." just saying, but yeah, i'd say 90% is a good estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Man, 90 percent of people on here fucking suck now. "Hey guys, just stopping by to say that I'm too cool for this, k, thanks, bye." Eat a dick, k, thanks, bye. i feel you. cats lately all want to be too cool for school. it wasnt hillarious, but it was well done and somewhat amusing. the 'webmd' line was dead on for anyone who doesnt have insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 webmd is great. sometimes i go on there and type in random symptoms to see what pops up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 im way too cool for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 pill identification is all the interweb is good for or if you need it to see if you gots a cold than nigga you got some problemsz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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