Smart Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 apply directly to the forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Damn man you been railing Viagra again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i hate waking up with boners... makes it so much more uncomfortable to fall back asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i just saw that commercial too. Made me feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 30, 2006 Author Share Posted December 30, 2006 You know the great thing... until that commercial I had never measured my dick by time... so now I'm 8.5 inches length, 5.5 inches around and OVER 4 hours long....yes, I'm bragging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I heard if you're not cut you get aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i heard if you dont use it... you lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i have a freckle on the tip of my penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 stop there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i just watched 3 hours of that 70s show... Its got to be my second favorite tv show... next to The Wire. If you think about it.... its got a great cast. The episode i watched last had Bruce Willis in it. Most of the characters in that show have been in movies and the ones that havent i like better than the ones that have. Its even got Chong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i have a birth mark on my dick and this one yellow wart on it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i should do porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i should do porn. co-signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 what do you know about trainwrecks? nothing i suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 seriously, yknow why they tell you to go the docotr if that happens? it means your dick has no blood flow which means it's necrotizing. basically, your dick is going to fall off. apply it directly to some foreheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 well ive had erections for more than four hours... but it was opiate induced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 i'm sorry for your necrotizing penis flesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 ahhahahaha falling off dick oh shit man. oh shit. then i'd prolly get some morphine. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genome Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 "Get some morphine?" Are you shitting me? Your dick has just fallen off, your solution would be painkillers? Give me a gun. My dick falls off, I got NO reason to stick around this place anymore. I ain't getting up, or Getting Up, if I can't get it up... know what I'm saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 nah dude... get high, relax and they'll put it back on. like that bobbit dude. didnt his get lobbed off and they sewed it back on now he does porn or something? errr actually youre right. whats the point of living if you dont have a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 you know its funny....i know hella dudes my age (mid 20's) that take half a viagra to fuck even though they probably dont need it....i keep telling them that it might fuck up their shit later in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 *edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 nah, he can't get it up, it's just there. he also can't pee right, like it goes up or backwards and a few loops too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 the criteria for porn employment is the 7 inches plus... the ability to get it up on a dime and the discipline to finish on command Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 basically, your dick is going to fall off. apply it directly to some foreheads. LOLERZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 what do you know about trainwrecks? nothing i suppose. I got hit by a train once, hard... and, even with my ego the size it is I didn't wreck that train even one iota... train kept rollin'... basically, your dick is going to fall off. apply it directly to some foreheads. I was gonna say it might take the sport out of that game but... maybe it would be like another level... not a level I'm particularly interested in playing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 There's a sleeping medication that will give men a hard-on that seriously won't go away, a "you gotta go to the hospital because you've had a boner for two days"-like hard-on. Like symbols says, it'll kill your penis. And of course, doctor's always recommend this sleeping medication to me. When I tell them that I know about the side-effects they're like "oh yeah, there's always that, you don't want to take that". Wish I could remember the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 My dick hurts. I think I used it the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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