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I'm experiencing an erection lasting longer than 4 hours

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You know the great thing... until that commercial I had never measured my dick by time... so now I'm 8.5 inches length, 5.5 inches around and OVER 4 hours long....yes, I'm bragging.

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i just watched 3 hours of that 70s show... Its got to be

my second favorite tv show... next to The Wire. If you think

about it.... its got a great cast. The episode i watched

last had Bruce Willis in it. Most of the characters in that show

have been in movies and the ones that havent i like better

than the ones that have. Its even got Chong

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seriously, yknow why they tell you to go the docotr if that happens?

 

it means your dick has no blood flow

which means it's necrotizing.

 

basically, your dick is going to fall off.

apply it directly to some foreheads.

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"Get some morphine?" Are you shitting me? Your dick has just fallen off, your solution would be painkillers? Give me a gun. My dick falls off, I got NO reason to stick around this place anymore. I ain't getting up, or Getting Up, if I can't get it up... know what I'm saying?

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nah dude... get high, relax and they'll put it back on. like that bobbit dude. didnt his get lobbed off and they sewed it back on now he does porn or something?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

errr actually youre right. whats the point of living if you dont have a dick.

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you know its funny....i know hella dudes my age (mid 20's) that take half a viagra to fuck even though they probably dont need it....i keep telling them that it might fuck up their shit later in life.

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nah, he can't get it up, it's just there. he also can't pee right, like it goes up or backwards and a few loops too.

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