DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 fuck man. sometimes i just wish i was a backwoods trailerpark dude for like 10 minutes so i could knock her ass out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? did she find out about your secret dudecrush thread and go bonkers on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? hahahahahaha no the fucker is calling me up bitching about some bullshit when she just got a diamond necklace and all this other bullshit and she is at the mall whining that im not out "shopping" with her. what the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? and shes been talking like paris hilton lately because she hangs out with these lame ass yachtclub socialite bitches and im about to go ike turner on her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? Go Patrick Bateman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? I think every guy has wanted to straight pull a Cro-Mag and smash a girl in the grill at one point or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? fuck that donkey punch picture. bitch is smiling. i like the cro-mag term... thats what i'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? A Pat Bateman Adventure: A few of her intestines are smeared across one wall and others are mashed up into balls that lie strewn across the glass-top coffee table like long blue snakes, mutant worms. The patches of skin left on her body are blue-gray, the color of tinfoil. Her vagina has discharged a brownish syrupy fluid that smells like a sick animal, as if that rat had been forced back up in there, has been digested or something. If you thought the American Psycho movie was bad, read the book. It'll make you feel sorry for women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? you should just break up with her. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? That American Psycho exerpt is disturbing edit: this thread is kinda disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? I'm reading the book right now, and near the end, there are many stories worse than what I wrote here. I just chose that one because it wasn't too long. Everyone who reads that book will squirm or skip ahead at least 5 times because of the details. Edit: it's four in the morning and when i get tired i throw in commas where ever i feel they are needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal.method Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? call her up and be like. Did you enjoy chistmas? GOOD cause i spent fucking forever saving for that necklace and now im relaxing, Ill see you when you get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? that book is one of my favorites im on the verge of telling her to go kick rocks but i dunno... because keeping girlfriends has its benefits like being able to cheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? woah, a donkey punch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? keeping girlfriends has its benefits like being able to cheat. HA HA, oh man.... high society........you have the attitude to match your look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? bitches always finna do wat dey do best.... ....bitch about shit. know what im sayn dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? hahahhaa. god. this thread rules on soooo many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? i wanted to punch my ex-girlfriend in the face so many times....but then i kept remembering that she has two HUGE brothers....that are straight up gangster ass vatos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? There was only one dude that I dated that I wanted to rip his fucking face off, on numerous occasions. He knew what was up too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? wait...catface is a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? i thouht you were a dude for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? im actually pretty glad i dont got one. been there..... done that.... plus lastnight i hung out with a couple and god damn happy im not him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy McGay Gay Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? YEAH I HAVE WANTED TO BACKHAND MANY GIRLS MANY TIMES SO BAD, BUT I'VE HELD BACK THUS FAR! oops caps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face? as long as she doesn't acting like a whore on laguna beach. we just got that shit on free to air tv in australia. i hate every single one of them so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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