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you ever just want to cum on my girlfriends face?

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

did she find out about your secret dudecrush thread and go bonkers on you?

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

hahahahahaha no the fucker is calling me up bitching about some bullshit when she just got a diamond necklace and all this other bullshit and she is at the mall whining that im not out "shopping" with her. what the fuck.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

Go Patrick Bateman.

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I think every guy has wanted to straight pull a Cro-Mag and smash a girl in the grill at one point or another.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

A Pat Bateman Adventure:

 

A few of her intestines are smeared across one wall and others are mashed up into balls that lie strewn across the glass-top coffee table like long blue snakes, mutant worms. The patches of skin left on her body are blue-gray, the color of tinfoil. Her vagina has discharged a brownish syrupy fluid that smells like a sick animal, as if that rat had been forced back up in there, has been digested or something.

 

 

If you thought the American Psycho movie was bad, read the book. It'll make you feel sorry for women.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

That American Psycho exerpt is disturbing

 

 

 

edit: this thread is kinda disturbing

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I'm reading the book right now, and near the end, there are many stories worse than what I wrote here. I just chose that one because it wasn't too long. Everyone who reads that book will squirm or skip ahead at least 5 times because of the details.

 

Edit: it's four in the morning and when i get tired i throw in commas where ever i feel they are needed.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

call her up and be like. Did you enjoy chistmas? GOOD cause i spent fucking forever saving for that necklace and now im relaxing, Ill see you when you get back.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

woah, a donkey punch!!

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

keeping girlfriends has its benefits like being able to cheat.

 

HA HA, oh man....

 

high society........you have the attitude to match your look

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

bitches always finna do wat dey do best....

 

 

 

 

....bitch about shit.

 

 

know what im sayn dog?

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

hahahhaa. god. this thread rules on soooo many levels.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

i wanted to punch my ex-girlfriend in the face so many times....but then i kept remembering that she has two HUGE brothers....that are straight up gangster ass vatos.

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Re: you ever just want to punch your girlfriend in the face?

 

There was only one dude that I dated that I wanted to rip his fucking face off, on numerous occasions. He knew what was up too.

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