After School Special Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I see kids go up to females like "Hey ma, I'm gonna fuck you all night long" and the girl get's ill offended and storms off. But I gotta imagine it works at least some of the time, otherwise they wouldn't be doing it. I can never be that forward with girls, shit seems wrong haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Being forward with girls is whats up. I mean if you are looking for a girl you would like to spend your money on and talk feelings with then maybe its not the best idea. Maybe you should just carry a bouquette around with you and when you see her spring into action with all that romeo shit. but a lot more than not "Hey. You look good. Whats your name? Thats pretty. Oh really? I have to run can i get your number and give you a call some time?" works really fucking well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 shits hard to do for sure... in my experience, its all about getting "the look" if you catch eyes, she smiles, or keeps looking at you to, she's clueing you in to come holler. at that point it doesnt matter where you are at... and from then on im just real... say hi, shoot the shit a little bit, tell her she's cute or whatever, and see if she wants to grab a drink sometime or something... that whole looking for them to eye ya down has really helped me, and everytime ive seen a girl kinda eyeing me, before i hollered, ive been sucessful in getting her number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Usually I'm just like "Hey what's up I saw you posting and you're pretty funny. Plus you looked pretty good in the 'I want to see you' thread. What's your aim name?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 im the shit in ackward city... i can flip it pretty good and have fun with it. I start feeling comfortable like im in the zone and i gets numbers? What evers clever i guess I do what Yuck says more often than anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 There was this hot girl getting off BART the other day Bay Area Rap Talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Hahaha. Aw shit. Mobb ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 shits hard to do for sure... in my experience, its all about getting "the look" if you catch eyes, she smiles, or keeps looking at you to, she's clueing you in to come holler. at that point it doesnt matter where you are at... and from then on im just real... say hi, shoot the shit a little bit, tell her she's cute or whatever, and see if she wants to grab a drink sometime or something... that whole looking for them to eye ya down has really helped me, and everytime ive seen a girl kinda eyeing me, before i hollered, ive been sucessful in getting her number. Tease actually knows whats up!!!! This is my tried and true method that I apply in any situation. It is all in the eyes as they say, the eyes are the window to the soul!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 what if the bitch just has a staring problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF: ME : HEY GIRL.. GIRL: HI ME: CAN WE FUCK? I've actually done this a few times except without the hey girl part. I was just sitting down this hot chick walked up and I tapped her shoulder and spoke into her ear just saying do you wanna have sex? She was like fuck outta here mofo or try harder than that what the fuck was that? shit like that then I flopped my dick out and she started suckin it straight up in the bar in front of all her girlfriends then they got jealous and started to join in it was glorious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 **True Story** (Why the fuck didn't I make a thread about this) I went to fill up some petrol and I walked in and handed over the cash and I heard this girl mumbling something and I said "sorry what was that?" and she just handed me the money quickly and said thanks. As I was walking back to the car I was trying to decipher what she mumbled to me and then it struck... She said "do you wanna fuck" I swear to god. So I hopped back into the car and went back to work. Work finished around half an hour later, so I went back to the petrol station to see what was going on with her. I bought a Big M and went to the counter and said (she was pretty decent by the way) "Did you say what I thought you said before?" and she said " what did I say" I told her that she said to me 'Do you wanna root?' and she denied it. I was like fuck then I thought fuck it and asked for her number and she fuckin rejected me I couldn't look at her after that and haven't been back to that servo since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Just tell random girls you have a WHOLE LOT of liquor and cocaine... then you'll get teh secks. This man is a genius... If the stupid sayings, small talk, taking her out for a drink, or cocaine and booze dont work...just go straight for this... Now this really werks everytime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 "Excuse me, but i just wanted to say you are very beautiful." Or you could just do all the others shit....like drugging,stabbing,shooting,dragging,beating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 i like how two extremes are p[resented here..... Smooth talk or Physically violent coersion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrineShrimpr Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I was at a bus stop and this girl starts flirting like crazy. We get on the bus together (she's cute but sort of shifty). I couldn't figure shit out. She asked me where I was going and she seemed like she wanted to come along. Then she mumbles something about getting paid (at least I think thats what she said). I kicked her to the curb. To this day I'm still not sure if she was a prostitute or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 na, na....it's like this..... "what time you get outta class?" or "ey girl, when's your lunch period?" "yeah i had that teacher when i went here....she was a cunt then too." many more jedi type tactics yadig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 On a serious note for once though, I'm surprised no one else uses the same pick ups as me. I usually just tell girls that I have toys and candy in my dungeon of love Either that or ask them to help me find my puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 i usually tell her to go check inside the van while i look under it. Then when she opens the door like 8 of my homies are waiting inside with ski masks and we get busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I get drunk and make up stupid shit to say to girls to amuse myself... Yall heard my nickelodeon pick up line shit actually worked for a # Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 I've got a few quick one liners that get'em to giggle. if they laugh and then keep making eye contact, it's a green light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 dude I am telling you bring up the agrocrag from gutz it getzum wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 "Excuse me miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "no..." "enough to break the ice, hi, my names _____________" the next step is sticking your dick in her mouth before she can say anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^^^ive seen that in action......doesnt work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 i bet i could pull it off. I'll report back on monday with my findings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 My city is the hardest city in the world to pick up a good looking, random chick at. But I've done it...last time, it was "Hey, white pants!" and I went on from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Man, I would let you all know some of my secrets, but I don't think I want every saggy pants hip hop faggot in America coining my lines.... no offense to people here that know that I know they're cool... everyone else, fuck you hip hop faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 dhabs you made your move to a-town yet? and also, ive noticed a good spot to meet chicks is the gym... ive been a few times and ive seen some girls eye ballin me when playing / walking to the water fountain between games. i just need to hop on a excercise bike and it would be on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Nah, not yet... although I am going to be in town on the 5th-9th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 http://www.mystermethod.com http://www.bristollair.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 .. is the way I get 95% of my buns.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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