Some1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Drop kick to the tits and then take a dump next to her head. I was going to say break into her house rip your shirt off beat your chest and piss in the 4 corners of her house to show her who the alpha male is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF: ME : HEY GIRL.. GIRL: HI ME: CAN WE FUCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 ^^^ works almost everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 ^^^ ::furiously taking notes:: ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 just grab them by the hair and drag them into your home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 i say "hold on, i cant let you walk out of my life like that" that usually grabs their attention for long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 just grab them by the hair and drag them into your home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 thats some prehistoric shit... wack her with a club and drag her back to the cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 A rag, choloroform and your buddy waiting in the unmarked black van? hahaha...does this stuff work?...when i heard about chloroform in o-chem i was gonna jack some of the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 ^^^ better believe it does. It puts you right the hell out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 ^^^ better believe it does. It puts you right the hell out. If you're putting yourself out with it, I think you're using it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 where can you get that shit? ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 like i said....at your school....organic chemistry lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 It seems easier to talk to girl(s) when your in a group, but i swear more girls give me "the look" when im by myself. like when you are walking past a store, down the street, etc. they will just like stop what there doing and look at you as you walk past, i keep it cool and not smile, but inside i got the biggest smile on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF: ME : HEY GIRL.. GIRL: HI ME: CAN WE FUCK? jackson pollock used the "hey nice shoes lets fuck" and this is what his wife looked like: but then again his girlfriend looked pretty hot: moral of the story: this line has mixed results. [/old highschool art paper] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^^^ ha ha ha ha i love his work btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 If you're putting yourself out with it, I think you're using it wrong ha ha, no comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^^^ ha ha ha ha i love his work btw I have mixed feelings about his work but after writting papers about him in both high school and college I have grown to respect him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 OMG there's girls at other places besides douchebag type places? REALLY!?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Just tell random girls you have a WHOLE LOT of liquor and cocaine... then you'll get teh secks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 if you're smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 if they are hipster girls.. tell em u got the yae back the place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ive never had that work right though.. they come over get all cracky and twitchy and quiet and fiendish and you dont get the secks. Not unless you are getting them to whore themselves out to you for lines.... and if they do that do you feel safe sticking your dick inside em? Safer bet...if you are going the substance route is good tree... cokehead bitches suck anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 aside from saying hi, how many of you have actually followed up with a date with one of these "random" encounters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 ^^^ I've two or three dates from random encounters. in the past year or two but most the breezies i meet are at bars, clubs, shows, gallery openings, etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 No love for Jackson Pollock. But i actually liked the movie about him. The girlfriend in the movie, the same chick from Requiem for a Dream, what a fucking knockout. Lord have mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 isor357... you must utilize your persuasion... I've known dealers before that were ugly guys and got decent looking (crackhead) women from using the whole I've got drugs trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 if you get the smile... you could try asking what kind of smile it was... ie... you have a nice smile... was that a sympathy smile or a lets get lunch together smile? Smooth move. Ha ha, just kidding. This looks like a one way ticket to awkward city. Population 12,290. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Anyone know anything about the Mystery guide and shit like that. I stumbled across some seduction group on the internets but the language they used was like I stumbled into a Word Of Warcraft forum, I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about. Seemed kinda badass / lame / predatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I like the standard Oakland black dude pick up line "Aye... Aye... Ayee Ayeeee Aye" "What nigga" "Damn girl can't a nigga just holla" or "Aye baby. Aye. You got a fine ass mami" (Girl steadily picks up pace while waiting for a clear getaway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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