suca Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 i elaborated. hows your butt? a little sore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Ohhhh... Zuh zuh zuh ziiinnngggg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 you know what else i hate on sandwiches that red lettuce shit. yeah thats right, fuck that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 cabbage? fuck that. i want a sandwich now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Fuck a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 I make grilled cheese, cereal, Ellios...whatelse do you need... sounds like your on par with my ex girlfriend as far as culinary skills go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 on flat bread i enjoy green leaf and baby spinach only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 i'm down with shredded lettuce, the secret is to use napkins, packaging, etc to your advantage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 its bad when you're in a counbry diner and you get lettuce all over the carpet, aside from that i dont care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 I agree shredded lettuce is solely meant for hoagies/blimpies (fuck subway/quiznos/panera) I'm the pickiest motherfucker when it comes to sandwiches. The meat & mayo has to be the right brand, the bread/tomatoes/lettuce has to be fresh or else i won't eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 your funny you cant eat a sandwich without spilling out the lettuce you must be fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 your funny you cant eat a sandwich without spilling out the lettuce you must be fucking stupid.[/quot Tell you what, come to san francisco, I will buy you a sandwich with shredded lettuce and then you try not getting any on yourself. When there is two handfuls of shredded lettuce squeezing out the side with every bite, spillage is inevitable you moron. It's not a question of intelligence eating the goddamn thing. The fault lies in the sandwich construction. You can be the worlds greatest pilot but if you're given a janky plane to fly of course you're going to crash it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 truth. the construction of a sandwich is crucial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Being a sandwich artist is no joke... It is a position that should be treated with respect... ^^SANDWICH ARTIST SEPPUKU!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ATOMICWEDGIE* Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 "The fault lies in the sandwich construction." I liked that sentence. I'm going to start telling people that I constructed a sandwich for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 i take it back your not stupid..... maybe next time ask for "Light" lettuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 ay i made a sandwich with the following ingredients Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 it was fucking FIRE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 which deli did you go to? there's one on o'farrell that has really great sammiches with shredded lettuce that doesnt get everywhere. man i miss that place. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 dont snooze... ItS ALL ABOUT THE Cheese Its Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Shredded lettuce is key in a good sandwich (assuming it's on a roll)... it really is just a question of proper construction. Trust me on this, I'm from Brooklyn and we do not fuck around when it comes to sandwiches. A good deli guy will know what order to add the ingredients in (no two slippery ingredients should be layered together) and in what quantities so that your sandwich will maintain structural integrity. Also, he will add a layer of pringles. *In certain sandwiches, yes, Cheez-its are an acceptable substitute for pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 personally, i'd rather have shredded lettuce on my sammiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 SANDWICHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 refried beans? on a sandwich? fuck no. anyways i just went and picked up a sandwich from my favorite spot and they were out of hoagie bread (theyre famous feature) so i had to get it on sourdough. with the shredded lettuce. its as horrible as everyone says it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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