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Naw, i got a really good sandwich from a deli at lunch today. It was perfect except for the shredded lettuce.

 

When you have hundreds of bits of lettuce bursting from the sandwich with even the most ginger of bites, it doesn;t do much for your work clothes

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man that shit is horrible. Every bite guarantees several shreds greasy with condiments are going to fall onto your lap/clothing. It gets everywhere. There should be laws.

 

It's a deliberate scheme on the part of the dry cleaning industry.

 

 

it's a scheme to stuff the sandwhich up so it looks like you are getting more than you are.

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I only eat out when it is something that I can't cook for myself.

Such as samosas.

Or a wicked Vietnamese noodle bowl.

Never sandwiches.

It just doesn't make much sense to me.

Plus, I don't trust people.

They probably touch my food with grubby fecal germy hands.

If I think too hard about other people actually touching my food, I end up getting grossed out and can't eat it.

 

Sandwiches.

Shredded carrots are a yes.

Shredded lettuce is a no.

More so if it is Iceburg lettuce.

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Naw, i got a really good sandwich from a deli at lunch today. It was perfect except for the shredded lettuce.

 

When you have hundreds of bits of lettuce bursting from the sandwich with even the most ginger of bites, it doesn;t do much for your work clothes

 

make yourself a napkin bib, if anybody calls you out just murder them

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