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mom's side:

 

good, wholesome, holier than thou christian folk.

praying for those less fortunate or in need.

everyone a college graduate.

they have large, beautiful houses due to sturdy jobs and secure incomes.

always at church every sunday... rain, sleet or snow.

antisocial to those outside of the church community or immediate family.

 

dad's side:

 

good people with bad habits.

claim to be of the christian faith but never show signs of being as such.

very few have college education and some have never even finished high school.

constantly in and out of jobs and some relatives dont even have housing at all.

they drink and do drugs consistently denying that they may have a problem.

the monthly report i get from my parents is that someone is either going into rehab and/or jail.

 

 

during the last two days of visiting both sides of the family ive come to the conclusion... im a mutt. and im thankful my parents didnt turn out like their brothers and sisters.

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god. is it just me or is the most painful thing in this world hanging out at those massive and passive family gatherings where everyone tells stories youve heard a billion times and then laughs so hard they split their sides. even though its not funny at all. not one bit.

 

i know you all know what im talking about.

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Your mom came in while I was looking at the Myspace photo thread.

It was a page full of boobies.

She never invited me to dinner.

I blame it on 12oz.

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god. is it just me or is the most painful thing in this world hanging out at those massive and passive family gatherings where everyone tells stories youve heard a billion times and then laughs so hard they split their sides. even though its not funny at all. not one bit.

 

i know you all know what im talking about.

 

 

i realized this a long long time ago. you know what i did???

 

 

i stopped going!

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Its sad the way your mom trys to ignore the fact your dad is smoking crack in the back yard by baking cookies and making us read scriptures.

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dont you think that youve made my mom cry more than enough?

its not my dads fault that he has severe depression due to impotency.

 

WHY MUST YOU KEEP HAUNTING MY FAMILY?!?!?!

 

LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!

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i realized this a long long time ago. you know what i did???

 

 

i stopped going!

 

not that easy sometimes. i avoid them whenever possible but it breaks my moms heart when i skip out on 'family time'.

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moms side - alcoholic, wife/kid beating father produced some pretty good hearted kids. my moms mom is still with us. she paints canvases... she's actually gotten really good. i dont have the patience for canvases, she's always trying to get me to start on them.

 

dads side - everyone is a complete asshole. seriously. theres nothing more that should be said.

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not that easy sometimes. i avoid them whenever possible but it breaks my moms heart when i skip out on 'family time'.

 

 

yeah mine too, but she'll get over it. i ask her, would you rather see me get drunk and be a total asshole to the people i can't stand or who annoy me, or would you rather make up an excuse and say i have to work or i am sick?

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