GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 nah im not about that like SIKE! kinda humor im all about competition so i want these kids doing like crazy fear factor stunts to win a millionaire's love /no michael jackson (except maybe thriller mj) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 nah im not about that like SIKE! kinda humor im all about competition so i want these kids doing like crazy fear factor stunts to win a millionaire's love /no michael jackson (except maybe thriller mj) orphan UFC? now that is genius. pure genius. no holds barred orphan death matches. they have nothing to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 nah, too malnurished to properly fight. not to mention kids suck at fighting like even with training. it pisses me off to walk by a martial arts place and theyre teaching a kids class. like seeing how much the kids suck, i just wanna run in there whip some of their ass and be like yeah nigga what. mainly to feel like a big man but mostly because im the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 EXTREME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 dude. Xtreme get that E the fuck outta my sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 but like im not marketing this shit toward douchebag dudes with bad skin who ride bikes down like mountains with spikes stick out of the ground. the whole idea is that people will drink it because its so outrageous and it tells you to do so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 nah, too malnurished to properly fight. not to mention kids suck at fighting like even with training. it pisses me off to walk by a martial arts place and theyre teaching a kids class. like seeing how much the kids suck, i just wanna run in there whip some of their ass and be like yeah nigga what. mainly to feel like a big man but mostly because im the shit Glik0 by armbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 nah im talking like straight beast mode no pretty technical shit, just straight up comic book villain dudes, well 9 year olds in this case, flying across the room and me standing in the middle of the place feeling all accomplished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 You may as well look into marketing for the UFC, fill it with a bunch of useless shit like Xyience, and get a fighter to do some outlandish hand gesture after they inevitably win like Liddell. Have them pretend to train in the desert mountains, too, for extra badass effect. You've to build up a gimmick for your placebo drink, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 haha truth be told Xyience actually does have an effect. as much as an effect as any other NO pump product that essential does nothing but make you mentally feel like youre having the biggest longest pump of your life and boost your desire to continue lifting, do an extra set, whatever. but im really riding on people buying this shit because its cool and feeling challenged by the name like yo i will drink you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 so how many 9 year olds do you think you could kill before they overwhelmed you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 but like im not marketing this shit toward douchebag dudes with bad skin who ride bikes down like mountains with spikes stick out of the ground. the whole idea is that people will drink it because its so outrageous and it tells you to do so you didn't need to go insulting jerry like that. so what if he puts on spandex and rides down mountains. we all accept rage and his celebrophilia. we can all accept jer and his spandex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 so how many 9 year olds do you think you could kill before they overwhelmed you? man, you have to put that into categories. how many: 9 year old girls? 9 year old boys? crippled 9 year olds of both sexes? weaponized 9 year olds (maces, chains, bats, etc)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 depends if there were stipulations, like what gear i could wear, any barred strikes or holds, using weapons in the environment, how many could attack me at once or if they would just swarm. the details would need to be worked out in writing and checked over by my lawyer. but like if they could come as many as they wanted to at a time, no weapons, im wearing a cup. in like a total feral rage i think i could seriously rip through atleast 50, and im talking like regular 9 year olds not these fucking retard strong 6'2'' 9 year olds that seemingly have been popping up worldwide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 i also wouldnt allow 9 year old girls to compete because like as much as they should be involved from a sociological stand point to get a real census i dont wanna cave in the side of a 9 year old girls face. see little girls on oprah and shit that have freakshow faces bums me out as it is. but if that little bitch was holding a gun, im punting her like Pele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i also wouldnt allow 9 year old girls to compete because like as much as they should be involved from a sociological stand point to get a real census i dont wanna cave in the side of a 9 year old girls face. see little girls on oprah and shit that have freakshow faces bums me out as it is. but if that little bitch was holding a gun, im punting her like Pele ok, but what if you knew these bitches were all gonna grow up to be rosie o'donnell types? if they wore flannel shirts and ripped jeans and all had mullets would that change your mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 well you cant really determine that, but if they were actually cloned from that fat dyke i almost 100% sure i wouldnt have any problem setting it off. like seriously she just sucks as a person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 You should market getting punched by you. I think that makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 You should market getting punched by you. I think that makes sense. you are on to something. before cky2k came along, and those swedish dudes, or ashton kutcher doing punk'd, i would have had doubts. the american public likes to watch gladiator matches and see "i almost got killed doing that" stuff. i'm baked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 develop and market an in your face energy drink ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 wasnt there a thread about this? the 9 year old battle royale thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 rap industry already has an official energy drink, at least the west coast wwww.100racks.com the engery drink for the real HUSTLAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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