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I just found an old ass can of dog mace


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When I was young, probably ten years old, I wasted an entire can of that stuff on a rabid pit that got into our backyard and wouldn't leave.

 

The first few sprays had a minor effect on the beast (whimpering, pawing at it's face), but beings that it was already rabid and had worked itself into complete feral rage before coming onto our property, everything after that seemed like more of an annoyance than anything remotely 'painful'.

 

Eventually I was able to make it leave by hucking basketballs at it's face.

 

So, basically: Basketballs are a way better weapon than mace.

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When I was young, probably ten years old, I wasted an entire can of that stuff on a rabid pit that got into our backyard and wouldn't leave.

 

The first few sprays had a minor effect on the beast (whimpering, pawing at it's face), but beings that it was already rabid and had worked itself into complete feral rage before coming onto our property, everything after that seemed like more of an annoyance than anything remotely 'painful'.

 

Eventually I was able to make it leave by hucking basketballs at it's face.

 

So, basically: Basketballs are a way better weapon than mace.

 

Worst story ever.

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Dude, it was trying to attack me. The only reason it wasn't able to was because I'd blocked off the deck with a shitload of chairs.

 

I guess I should've mentioned that.

 

You guys love animals way too much if you think I'm not going to mace the fuck out of a rabid pit that won't leave my backyard.

 

and dailycrunch - psh. that was hot air.

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My mom maced me on accident once when I was about 15.

She was trying to mace my brohter.

For drinking her last beer.

She missed completely.

And maced me.

It hurt pretty bad.

I ran through the house flailing around.

Ended up locking myself in the bathroom and rolling around on the floor screaming.

My pals had to kick the door in and spray me down with the water wand.

They all laughed about it for weeks to come.

My mom is an ass.

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