AyeBee Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 and sprayed it in the air to see if it worked. It did :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 dog mace? and 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 haha dubmbass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 dog mace? and 1st Dad's a mailman and you might get banned for that yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 it won't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 OOOO! ABC! HE'S CHALLENGING YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 i like bfim, so i'm going to let it slide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Damnit...I feel like I'm the hall monitor and the teachers pet just got away with a frivolous bathroom trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 haha you posted in brickslayers!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yeah...sometimes I forget this place has other sections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 he's not a teachers pet, he's just not a complete douchebag like alot of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Good enough for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You'd think ABC wouldn't like BFIM, seeing how BFIM's people kicked ABC's people out of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Spray it on your plate of jambalaya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 1-cut a hole in the box 2-put your junk in the box 3-spray some mace in the box 4-its your dick in fire in a box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 okay it doesn't look like this has been said yet, so: mace yourself. see what all the hype is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 When I was young, probably ten years old, I wasted an entire can of that stuff on a rabid pit that got into our backyard and wouldn't leave. The first few sprays had a minor effect on the beast (whimpering, pawing at it's face), but beings that it was already rabid and had worked itself into complete feral rage before coming onto our property, everything after that seemed like more of an annoyance than anything remotely 'painful'. Eventually I was able to make it leave by hucking basketballs at it's face. So, basically: Basketballs are a way better weapon than mace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 how the fuck you gunna throw baseballs at a dog's face when its not attacking you? i can understand its rabid, but what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 When I was young, probably ten years old, I wasted an entire can of that stuff on a rabid pit that got into our backyard and wouldn't leave. The first few sprays had a minor effect on the beast (whimpering, pawing at it's face), but beings that it was already rabid and had worked itself into complete feral rage before coming onto our property, everything after that seemed like more of an annoyance than anything remotely 'painful'. Eventually I was able to make it leave by hucking basketballs at it's face. So, basically: Basketballs are a way better weapon than mace. Worst story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 same, and thats after dratts talked some shit to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dude, it was trying to attack me. The only reason it wasn't able to was because I'd blocked off the deck with a shitload of chairs. I guess I should've mentioned that. You guys love animals way too much if you think I'm not going to mace the fuck out of a rabid pit that won't leave my backyard. and dailycrunch - psh. that was hot air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 if it's rabid then it wouldn't have been out of line for you to shoot it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 somehow the image of a ten year old me taking aim and firing on a rabid pit is hilarious, especially if you know what I looked like at that age. *'what i looked like at that age' being a dorky german-polish kid with big-ass glasses and a bowl cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I hate mace. shit stings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dratts, i would have paid to see that. and yes, mace fucking sucks. especially when you're a bystander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 My mom maced me on accident once when I was about 15. She was trying to mace my brohter. For drinking her last beer. She missed completely. And maced me. It hurt pretty bad. I ran through the house flailing around. Ended up locking myself in the bathroom and rolling around on the floor screaming. My pals had to kick the door in and spray me down with the water wand. They all laughed about it for weeks to come. My mom is an ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 see, now that's fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 your mom's not the ass, your brother's the ass for drinking her last beer. you should have sought revenge on his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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