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Guest willy.wonka

wise "old" sayings

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Guest willy.wonka

"REAL MEN" go against the tide when it is flowing in the wrong direction.

 

Anyone can take revenge or hold a grudge,but a "REAL MAN"

will love and forgive.

 

It is fullish to follow perceptions,hunches,feelings,intuitions......

 

 

"He who trusts in himself is a fool,but he who walks in wisdom is kept safe." :king: Salomon

 

post'em if you got'em !

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Guest diggity

kill 2 birds with one stone

hell's bells

and my personal favorite...

play pussy get fucked

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- If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.

- ...and all that jazz.

- ...and now on back to the ranch.

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hmm...

 

dont bite the hand that feeds you?

 

quitters never win!

 

and a personal favorite

support a bortion cause im not trying to pay child support :)

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There's no I in TEAM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...but there is a me.

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Guest BROWNer

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.

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"with the barrel of a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels"

 

"this is your life, and its ending one minute at a time"

 

theres a bunch more...im lazy

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dont grab the horses' tongue damn it...

 

it isnt really an old wise saying, but my friend has a horse and it's tongue is always sticking out of it's mouth, i always try to grab it, a few times i am successful, but he gets mad at me. oh well...

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i am scared to death of horses. This band I used to be in we practiced in this hous kinda out in the boonies and there was this large plot of land with horses on it. We would get bored and go fuck around with the horses. Those things are HUGE. I was about piss my pants scared I was going to take a hoof to the head. I don't like any animal that is more than half my body weight.

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Guest Handjob

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke...

 

I cried when I wanted a pair of new shoes, then I met a man with no feet...

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"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

 

what does that one even mean?

 

"a barking dog seldom bites"

"slow and steady wins the race"

"better to keep quite and appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt"

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if you are trying to get laid and are abitch about telling the girl you like her remember: beat the bush up dont beat around it. came up with this little bit of shit last night

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