26SidedCube Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Why do most salsas suck? And why is this the only good shit you can buy at the store? I'm sure there's other good stuff out there, I've just yet to discover it. This is where you people come in: Recommend some salsas. Post recipes. Run amok. Glue locks. You know the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 they put too much vinegar in pre-made shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 the hotter the salsa the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 The Presidents choice brand at superstore, seriously though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 i like the pre made stuff in a jar. i know it's crappy, but it's just what i've grown accustomed to. fries + salsa = teh schit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I am amazed at the garbage people will buy regularly, as in I see it in their fridges all the time, like shitty guacamole. Than again I'm amazed people can eat McDonalds hamburgers or Pizza Hut pizza when so many better options abound, yet people keep on doing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Pizza hut is damn good, maybe your taste buds are just crappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 i like pizza hut. there's something in their tomato sauce that keeps me coming back. maybe crack, i dunno. you really need the pizza hut dessert bar here in the states. we have it in australia, and that shit is dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 the best salsa is the home made salsa. this is how you do it. -3 tomatoes -7 jalapeno peppers(this would be kinda spicy, add or take away to your liking) -1 garlic -1/4 tablespoon of salt throw it all in the blender and you are ready to roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 you forgot some celantro... personally, myself, some people hate me, and some people love me for it.. i add finely diced yellow bell peppers, a few tbl spoons worth of extra sweet pre-cooked and actually cooked corn nibblets *they get tasty crunchy ya know* and then 2 diced olives, then mix it into the general tomatoes, celantro jalapenos and so on and so on. makes an intresting balance of sweet, spicy yet tasteable without being that stupid over powering spicy bullshit. salsa itself, is made to yes, be a form of spice taste, but more over a taste itself not just incredibly warm/hot. and if allll else fails. buy a jar of Herdez salsa, medium chunky. i like the shit, wether you do or not...not my concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 i really dislike celantro in salsa. well, in anything really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 yeah. i fucks with pace picante. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 oh man fresh salsa is so much better... been fiending for some lately actually... and pizza hut desert bar in australia?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 im the only 12ozian who doesnt know how to cook. there should be a step by step cooking thread there are so many websites with free recipes. just decide what you're feeling like, look it up and whammo, you're ready to rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 i got some salsa from whole foods called, "Timpones Salsa Muy Rica," and i thought that it would be good because the name... it was the most disgusting shit i've ever tasted, it was like fire roasted tomato and garlic flavor or some shit. i like roasted tomato and garlic in italian food, not mexican food. shit was boof, don't get it if you see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 im the only 12ozian who doesnt know how to cook. there should be a step by step cooking thread there is one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 More food threads. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Ok, only use either roma tomatoes, grape tomatoes, or cherry tomatoes. They have the best flavor. Ingredients: 5 roma tomatoes (or 1 pint of either cherry or grape tomatoes) 2 jalapenos (seeds and veins removed) 1 yellow hot (seeds and veins removed) 2 green onions 1 tbsp chopped cilantro 1 tsp of garlic salt juice of 1 lime there are 2 ways of making this, either a) chop everything into 1" chunks and toss it in a blender (don't forget to take the seeds and veins out of the peppers or else it will be ridiculously hot) or, b) finely chop all of the above for some pico de gallo. It's best to let the mixture sit for an hour or so to let the garlic salt bring out the flavor of the other ingredients. Also, you can mix this in with some mashed avocados for a nice spicy guacamole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Salsa is delicious. Homemade even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 http://www.salsa-recipes.com/ the mango salsa is the shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azerks Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Please Believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 why would eat salsa when you have sour cream and guac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I gotta get my salsa game up. I danced a mean salsa in high school, but I've fallen off since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Try Mrs Renfro's habenero salsa, it's good... also http://www.davesgourmet.com has some very spicy treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Salsa needs to have beans and or corn niblits in it for me , or else its just squished tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 hit up the taco stands, or the mexican grocers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Mango salsa, though been mentioned already, is especially good with a lightly buttered halibut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 you guys should really try my recipe. now THATS salsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Pace is the only kind I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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