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Yeah it would suck working the holidays pretty badly I would be extremely tempted to quit.

 

I'll see how the quality of life in europe is in a year, moving to London bitches.

 

ftw is it with aussies in london? I'll bet you'll live in willesden as well.....

get used to paying 300% more for everything

there's no vegemite

yes the weather's bad, you don't like it fuck off back home.

don't expect to get into a club wearing a billabong hoodie and 3 quarter length shorts

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I don't believe I am supposed to work any of those days.

But I am not going to ask for clarification.

So if I end up getting ripped and stagger into a hurricane of magical adventures, I can honestly say I didn't know I was supposed to work.

I am going to swing through on New Year's Eve though because there is a massive bottle of champagne in the freezer that has been taunting me all month.

Begging to get stolen and drank while noone is watching.

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I don't ever really understand how people get fired.

I push it to the limit on every job I have ever had.

And have yet to be fired.

I typically just go to lunch and never come back when I have had my fill at any job.

 

When I was a drug addict, I worked at a a pizza joint for a while.

I od'ed in the bathroom and they had to kick the door in.

Twice.

In the span of a week.

The customers weren't too happy with seeing a half dead girl being drug into the back room.

I still didn't get fired though.

I told them I needed some time off.

And I would come back when I got myself under control.

I never went back.

Except when I would be drunk.

then I would walk in and pour pitchers of beers and start making myself a pizza.

The boss lady didn't mind.

She had a crush on me.

I eventually sold her fake X that was vitamin capsules emptied and filled with parmasean cheese.

it killed our pseudo friendship.

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I don't ever really understand how people get fired.

I push it to the limit on every job I have ever had.

And have yet to be fired.

I typically just go to lunch and never come back when I have had my fill at any job.

 

When I was a drug addict, I worked at a a pizza joint for a while.

I od'ed in the bathroom and they had to kick the door in.

Twice.

In the span of a week.

The customers weren't too happy with seeing a half dead girl being drug into the back room.

I still didn't get fired though.

I told them I needed some time off.

And I would come back when I got myself under control.

I never went back.

Except when I would be drunk.

then I would walk in and pour pitchers of beers and start making myself a pizza.

The boss lady didn't mind.

She had a crush on me.

I eventually sold her fake X that was vitamin capsules emptied and filled with parmasean cheese.

it killed our pseudo friendship.

 

I seem to recall you posted a picture of yourself one time...and you were some cute dame,Was that you or someone else(looked mexican)...If it was, this is solely the reason you find it difficult to get fired.,Trust me,if you were some dude that looked like money from up on king of queens i can assure you u woulve gotten your share of pink slips.But then its kind of fun to flip out and tell off the whole shop while you throw things around in a bipolar rage.

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I seem to recall you posted a picture of yourself one time...and you were some cute dame,Was that you or someone else(looked mexican)...If it was, this is solely the reason you find it difficult to get fired.,Trust me,if you were some dude that looked like money from up on king of queens i can assure you u woulve gotten your share of pink slips.But then its kind of fun to flip out and tell off the whole shop while you throw things around in a bipolar rage.

 

I have posted many photos of myself.

But you are remembering correctly.

I am some sort of Mexican dame.

 

My bosses just always like me alot.

I work hard.

And say things that people like to hear.

Jokes.

But more of it is that I work hard.

To make up for the fact that my hands are covered in janky tattoos, my criminal record reads longer than War & Peace, and that by appearance I am expected to be a shit worker.

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I think I am 1 of 3 English speaking persons in my apartment complex.

All brown.

Mexican dudes push shopping carts and dig cans out of the dumpster.

Other Mexicans sit in the parking lot and drink all day.

I saw a little Mexican boy sitting by the dumpster yesterday.

Looking sad and friend-less.

I almost invited him up.

For some popcorn and soda.

But I didn't.

I don't want to get a reputation around the complex.

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I think I am 1 of 3 English speaking persons in my apartment complex.

All brown.

Mexican dudes push shopping carts and dig cans out of the dumpster.

Other Mexicans sit in the parking lot and drink all day.

I saw a little Mexican boy sitting by the dumpster yesterday.

Looking sad and friend-less.

I almost invited him up.

For some popcorn and soda.

But I didn't.

I don't want to get a reputation around the complex.

 

I am literally the only english speaker in my block.

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