!@#$% Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 one of my exes used to pound on the floor and laugh and scream hysterically after sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 you shouldve taken the assault rifle to bed for a little game of whos the terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 "was I suppose to get that wet" "umm yeah it's normal" "Ohhh really cause thats never really happened. I think I love you" "Well I got to go. See you later." The girl in the above statements is now partially retarded after a horrible car accident. Whenever we actually come in contact with one another she gives me one evil eye and the other eye just stares into space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 how fucking awkward is that?! Can she communicate? Has she ever talked to you since the accident? Did you leave her because she is partially retarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Actually we ended on bad terms. I left her at a park while I picked up another girl. Then a couple months later she was driving somewhere with her boyfriend and then they crashed really fucking hard. I think they killed someone too. Anyways long story short I see her in random places around the city and she remembers my friends. She acts really nice towards them and then fucking despises me and is kind slow when she talks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I know this is sick but I would love to witness the tension between you two...Shit would be freakin crazy... Or really unamazing...I guess what I am trying to say is I am bored at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 you are mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 you are mean! I was 16. At that young age I wouldve left any girl at a chance for another girl. And I didn't know she was an idiot behind the wheel so I couldn't fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I know this is sick but I would love to witness the tension between you two...Shit would be freakin crazy... Or really unamazing...I guess what I am trying to say is I am bored at work... It's pretty uniteresting. Just me sweating bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I was 16. At that young age I wouldve left any girl at a chance for another girl. And I didn't know she was an idiot behind the wheel so I can't fix that. okay, that right there just pretty much okayed it with me...play on playa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 "was I suppose to get that wet" . Imagine if she attacked you? Or just started screaming the shit you quoted above.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Fo sho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Imagine if she attacked you? Or just started screaming the shit you quoted above.... Yeah that shit was so odd. She was 14 and we were on her parents bed so I was already freaked out and then she says that ridiculous statement. I was just trying to get the fuck out of there. And now she slightly remembers how much of a dick I was. So its like if I walk down to my favorite sushi bar and shes there Ill just leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I cant believe this amazes me so much.You should go talk to her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 you should nut on her pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I like her idea better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 always a good tension breaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Nutting is a good attention breaker but I dont think I got it in me to do it on a girl that might possibly think a ham sandwhich is a good substitute for a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Hahahaha, she's that fucked up from the accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dude I think you should just have a convo. see if she really really remembers you. See what she thinks about you. I mean just think how does someone who was a normal person and had an accident react to people that were at one time her peers... Prolly not the best way to put it but i only got 20 min left to work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dude we all know how thats going to end. I'll talk to her and have her start liking me again and in a weaker moment I'd probably fuck her. She would then tell me she loves me to which I'll respond ummm I have to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Hahahaha, she's that fucked up from the accident? right after the accident she was. I think she's doing a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 haha so you would fuck a mentally challenged person...I learned something new today and it was extremely disturbing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 She maybe retarded but that pussy aint retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 hahhahahahahahaha goooooood reference!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Yeah Attell does a really good live show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 retarded pussy...ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 After sex, i was like " If theirs ever a nuclear fall out, come to my house fast as possible!" bajajaj..i don't know what the fuck i said it for, i was serious true. needless to say that was the last time we Boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 ..If there's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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