AyeBee Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 We've got a bunch of threads on what you want for Christmas, how bout what you're giving? My girl is gettin a digital camera, portable DVD player, a Burberry scarf, and I adopted a dolphin in her name (corny as fuck, but she'll love it). I'm also gunna try and swing a Juicy Couture (sp?) bag For my older sister I'm gunna knock a hundred or 2 off the money she owes me...bitch My younger sister and brother in law are gunna get something relatively cheap, not sure what yet My older brother is getting Burberry cufflinks and an Armani tie, cuz I feel like an asshole since I didn't give him a birthday present My mom is getting some fuckin bigass, rolling, clothes storage rack and prolly some nice candles and shit My dad I'm not sure yet, prolly a giftcard to somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 little brother's getting a river plate shirt. parents get a card. everyone else gets nuffink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 everyones getting a punch to the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 pod owes me a lotta childsupport, so we'll see who gets what for christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 moms getting some cooking tools from william sanoma so she can keep dad fat and pop is gettin some baller ass cufflinks so he can go ball out on them hoes when he starts droppin some weight, if he can resist ma dukes ill cooking steez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 nothing. fuck everyone. i hope some hot slut gives me a blowjob for my birthday which is christmas eve... or christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 nothing.yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 the funds are tight this xmas.. -my mom and stepdad a gift certificate to red lobster, and a book on 50 best places to retire -my 10y/o sister got an i-dog -my 13 y/0 sister got a paul frank purse with hearts on it -my son got some leapfrog toys, some bathtime crayons, some paints, and i'm gonna get him a few dinosaurs, movie, and a kitten -dogchapman..gets nothing..until after xmas. cause we had to put all our money into a place and fixing my car, i'm such a good girlfriend! but i'm not getting anything either.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 I might actually get my parents a cook book... but i don't expect shit from anyone else. presents are corny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot_Flour Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I might get one of these for my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 jesus christ ayebee, you go all out mang. you must be dating the most beautifulest hoodrat in the whole set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 A dolphin? And you can't even eat it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 girlfriend gets new sunglasses and a new purse sister (30) gets some face cream stuff niece (2) gets a singlet witha zebra on it and a plate with an alien on it. brother in law gets Heineken mini keg (i'm hoping he'll share it with me). Some random kid out there in poverty land gets a super soaker water pistol that i put under the Kmart wishing tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 mom and dad said dont buy us anything give money to some charity and brothers get gift cards girl friend gets a donkey punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I'm going to get everyone a book in one fell swoop and one shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 -my son got some leapfrog toys, some bathtime crayons, some paints, and i'm gonna get him a few dinosaurs, movie, and a kitten the clencher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i just want to smoke cigarettes in the snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i'd be there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Nothing like that cold inhale... I still gotta do my shopping... Oh I got my roomate a Penguin sweatshirt but I have to take it back... it wont fit him... Oh and I got a bow and plane ticket for someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 triple true. edit: shopping for a new lady is especially difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 im getting my parents food. they really like sweets. im thinking a nice pecan pie??? brother gets nothing he is a faggot and none of my other family members exchange gifts. hopefully ill get somem mula from some of them doe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 im getting my youngest brother(10yrs) that nintendo wii because im always borrowing his one dollar bills from his piggy bank and its about time i paid my little homeboy back. my older brother an xbox 360 a game for it and thats about it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 beer is a good addition to any gift... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I DON'T GOT TIME TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW...]O' SHIT...I'LL BE BACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I hate shopping for my Dad..I know what he likes, but he usually just goes out and gets it.. The girlfriend's getting books, John Waters movies, old Motown CD's, and some other shit.. Sister got my Calvin and Hobbes collection & DVDs - I'm poor! And I bought a bunch of other shit, nothing too pricey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 books for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 beer is a good addition to any gift... Yes it is... Every year I give my brother a 12 pack of Miller High Life 40s along with what ever else I buy him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Wow, AB, a lot for the ol girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Some coffee for the parents, amazon wishlist for everyone else. I always get a real present and something else small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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