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Weapon X

You know how when you see a girl from far away...

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and you gotta squint or wait and see until she walks by to see if she's any good?

 

Every guy does it.

 

I don't anymore. It's guaranteed to be a mullet-headed, funny clothes wearing nasty, flat assed fobster. That's my part of the city.

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good from far but far from good.

 

a song by the cootees:

 

Can't believe what you see with your eyes

the disguise thats put on

when you look at her from far away

and she looks good when you're just driving by

then I cry when I notice up close she don't look the same

so just be careful about what you see

Don't believe anything until you get a second look

and jsut make sure that you always check out the bait

before you take the hook yeah.

Distance distortion factor its not a pretty sight Lets go

DDF it makes a great difference to me

you gotta make sure you know exactly what you see

DDF you can't just look passing by

You never know it might turn out to be a guy

DDF its just so hard to decide

Whats wrong from far away and wht is right

DDF it makes a great difference to me

You gotta know what you see now

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or a dude......haha

 

 

this is channel zero. it's not the place to admit to checking out dudes.

 

 

it's the place to wait until someone admits to checking out dudes. and then ridicule them with wit and good grammar.

 

 

 

yeesh.

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i hate when you see a girl who has a nice body and you want to see her face....but you cant get a good angle or her hair is in the way....and you never get a glimpse of her face and you get all pissed off and want to break something.

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this is channel zero. it's not the place to admit to checking out dudes.

 

 

it's the place to wait until someone admits to checking out dudes. and then ridicule them with wit and good grammar.

 

 

 

yeesh.

 

i was implying that from a distance and in one of those instances that the weapon was speaking of, one could mistake a dude for a girl

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it especially sucks when you go up to a nice looking girl... your clothes are semi clean

you dont smell too bad, your kicks arent clean but not dirty. you got some shit on your face.... but not much, your acne is 75% under control, you may have dropped ass a few minutes ago but mostly its in the wind, you brushed the teeth the night before, and you shaved a few days ago, and she shows you no interest.

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i hate when you see a girl who has a nice body and you want to see her face....but you cant get a good angle or her hair is in the way....and you never get a glimpse of her face and you get all pissed off and want to break something.

 

absolutely spot on.

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its even worse when you run up an a cute girl.... the crabs start actin up but she cant see em, you got a booger chillin in plain view but its not your fault, you cant see it..... a piece of TP coming out the back of your jeans, The unibrow is kicking in full effect but you dont want to shave it because it will grow back twice as fierce, Some of your lunch ended up on your jacket and you used toilet paper to clean it off but it and theres little paper bits stuck to the fabric, its like she dont appreciate the effort, she just looks at the final outcome. Maybe it was taco bells fault for not wrapping the burrito tight enough.

And the girl doesnt want to give up her phone number... It makes no sense

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full-on-mosaics... I believe this is what they called it in road rules #2 or something...I dont really remember I heard the phrase in like 95

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shits played out.. these days you got to wipe your ass good, wash your nails, and shower if you want people to take you serious.

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i hate when the guy thats trying to check me out is ugly

 

 

You should go up to him

 

YOU: Yo I peeped you spyin my ass.Its to bad though...

THE DUDE: Why's it bad?

YOU: NIGGA CAUSE YOUS UGLY AS EEEEELLLLL YO....NIGGA GOTTA PUERTO RICAN PINATA ASS HEAD YO!

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