Weapon X Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 and you gotta squint or wait and see until she walks by to see if she's any good? Every guy does it. I don't anymore. It's guaranteed to be a mullet-headed, funny clothes wearing nasty, flat assed fobster. That's my part of the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 or a dude......haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 its more or less going to be a disappointing turn-out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 good from far but far from good. a song by the cootees: Can't believe what you see with your eyes the disguise thats put on when you look at her from far away and she looks good when you're just driving by then I cry when I notice up close she don't look the same so just be careful about what you see Don't believe anything until you get a second look and jsut make sure that you always check out the bait before you take the hook yeah. Distance distortion factor its not a pretty sight Lets go DDF it makes a great difference to me you gotta make sure you know exactly what you see DDF you can't just look passing by You never know it might turn out to be a guy DDF its just so hard to decide Whats wrong from far away and wht is right DDF it makes a great difference to me You gotta know what you see now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 or a dude......haha this is channel zero. it's not the place to admit to checking out dudes. it's the place to wait until someone admits to checking out dudes. and then ridicule them with wit and good grammar. yeesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 i hate when you see a girl who has a nice body and you want to see her face....but you cant get a good angle or her hair is in the way....and you never get a glimpse of her face and you get all pissed off and want to break something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 this is channel zero. it's not the place to admit to checking out dudes. it's the place to wait until someone admits to checking out dudes. and then ridicule them with wit and good grammar. yeesh. i was implying that from a distance and in one of those instances that the weapon was speaking of, one could mistake a dude for a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 FAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 hahaha, nah not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 doogie came out .....now its your turn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 it especially sucks when you go up to a nice looking girl... your clothes are semi clean you dont smell too bad, your kicks arent clean but not dirty. you got some shit on your face.... but not much, your acne is 75% under control, you may have dropped ass a few minutes ago but mostly its in the wind, you brushed the teeth the night before, and you shaved a few days ago, and she shows you no interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 hahahaahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 acne? how old are you, 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 acne happens son. til you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 i hate when you see a girl who has a nice body and you want to see her face....but you cant get a good angle or her hair is in the way....and you never get a glimpse of her face and you get all pissed off and want to break something. absolutely spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proner Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 FAG legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 its even worse when you run up an a cute girl.... the crabs start actin up but she cant see em, you got a booger chillin in plain view but its not your fault, you cant see it..... a piece of TP coming out the back of your jeans, The unibrow is kicking in full effect but you dont want to shave it because it will grow back twice as fierce, Some of your lunch ended up on your jacket and you used toilet paper to clean it off but it and theres little paper bits stuck to the fabric, its like she dont appreciate the effort, she just looks at the final outcome. Maybe it was taco bells fault for not wrapping the burrito tight enough. And the girl doesnt want to give up her phone number... It makes no sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 full-on-mosaics... I believe this is what they called it in road rules #2 or something...I dont really remember I heard the phrase in like 95 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 i hate when the guy thats trying to check me out is ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 shits played out.. these days you got to wipe your ass good, wash your nails, and shower if you want people to take you serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 i hate when the guy thats trying to check me out is ugly You should go up to him YOU: Yo I peeped you spyin my ass.Its to bad though... THE DUDE: Why's it bad? YOU: NIGGA CAUSE YOUS UGLY AS EEEEELLLLL YO....NIGGA GOTTA PUERTO RICAN PINATA ASS HEAD YO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grossebite Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 dude if you dont know what movie this is from then you shouldnt post it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 i call it the 100 yard bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 thats blockomo syndrom. looks good from a block oh mo'. or the classic case of butter-face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 i hate when you see a girl who has a nice body and you want to see her face....but you cant get a good angle or her hair is in the way....and you never get a glimpse of her face and you get all pissed off and want to break something. This is the truth!! Happens to me everyday at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 This is just like a lot of bitches on myspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 i saw a guy walking down the street today. He was wearing tights and i mistook him for a girl from the back. I was thinking to myself "Id hit it!" I mean what kinda guy wears tights like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 "any good" ? you pig! j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roids Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Its more commonly referred to as the "50 yard fake out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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