EastBay_Impersonator Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 First off, I told Jason Giambi to stop sending me free PS3's, I already have 15 of those consoles. I have no real relation to him, I just know him through my rich Dad but that's a whole different matter. The important thing is that Mario & Luigi stopped by and hooked me up with a Nintendo Wii before powering up on a shroom and getting the fuck out of my 5 acre mansion. They had to go because Vida Guerra and myself had to spend some quality time together, since she was spending the night. But we were rudely interrupted when Mark Cuban called me and asked me if I wanted to sign with the Dallas Mavericks, but I told him no because me and Dirk Nowitzki had a falling out and we don't get along anymore. I beat him in poker and that punk owes me 50 grand, and so does that other fucker the Dalai Llama. That nigga needs to stop using my orange bathrobe as his prayer gown. So fuck that. Why would I sign with the Mavs today when I have a meeting with Donald Trump on his private yacht tommorrow? You niggas complaining about the price of $400,000 yachts need to shut the fuck up and learn how to stack your paper, losers. I work at Best Buy as a side venture as a cover to my lavish lifestyle. It's a cover like that role in Training Day played by that nigger Denzel Washington, whom, by the way, is a cool motherfucker since he loaned me his bike the other day. Which was a Harley-Davidson, and I knew both Harley and Davidson. Truth of the matter is, I throw the "n" word around because I hate niggers, despite the fact that I kicked it with E-40 and other hyphy rappers the other day. It was crazy son, just like that time me and Peter Griffin did a cutaway scene together which had nothing to do with the topic being spoke about, just like now. Well that's all for now, oh yeah 2Pac, come holler at a nigga, we need to work on that album. Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teen_014.jpg Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I think this mocking EastBay-thing is getting a little out of hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 wtf?.....lol....is this an example of name dropping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 what? thats more pgw than ebph. i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Dude does say nigger a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 He's a good guy. :( this was still pretty funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 He's a good guy. :( this was still pretty funny though i second this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 the monkeys his uncle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Some1 is bummed he got banned. So he had to try to shift the attention off to the dude he obviously has a crush on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teen_014.jpg Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 that's too well-written to be some1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 this is retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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