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Re: boca burgers are good and coolwater smells like mexicans

 

dude i just woke up and all this veggie talk made me want a burrito but fuck man its like noon and im barely functioning so i think im just going to have some pancakes. i'll eat some goodness in a few hours. you know what aquanet smells like? girls in the early 90's at rollerskating rinks on a saturday night sprayin' their hair down listening to rumpshaker. "All i wanna do is a zoom zoom zooom and a boom boom just shake that rump. <--i really wanted to throw an exclamation point there but the button is broken on my keypad. by the way, what im wearing right now since i know you know i know you wanna know what i know:

-black nike/tiffany's diamond t-shirt (m)

-hello kitty pajama pants (pink ones at that)

-gucci house slippers

-hair thats like 4 feet off my head in every direction

-5oclock shadow that makes me look like dick tracy.

 

currently listening to: BOOKER T and the MG's "Green Onions."

currently sipping on a Vitamin Water Power C.

 

currently in my pockets: nothing.

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