Abracadabra Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 cos i'm wide a fuckin wake. this shit sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Cup of Warm Milk will do you right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Not that I'm trying to have shit in common with you ABC. But I'm pretty much like this most the time. I go to bed around 5 or so. Generally I have work in the morning around 9 or 10, so I wake up around 8 or 9. Go to work, when I come home sometimes I manage to nap for an hour or so, usually not... It kinda freaks my girl out I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I am having the insomniaz too.....it really sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 that shit sucks, i went through a phase of not being able to sleep... just when ive been stressed and shit. glad im not like that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MA562 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i wish i wasnt awake right now 4:56am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i read that if you're having trouble sleeping, you shouldn't be on electronics, or reading, because they stimulate the mind and that ain't gonna help you nap. also, don't try counting sheep jumping a fence, because sheep are active and thinking about jumping will make your mind active. try thinking you're a bird, flying across a meadow, counting how many sleeping sheep you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You are gay.......really gay........for sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Oh my god its a sheep fucker!!!! Anyways I totally relate to this, but I find the insomnia only lasts me a few days before I get a hell flu and get really achey. Happened last week after gettting 4 hours sleep a night (no drugs) for 3 days straight, then spent a half a day sleeping. Gotta hate that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 thats all the army is required to give you....although they now give you eight hours in basic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Sleep? What is this sleep you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 fucked up body clocks ftw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You are gay.......really gay........for sheep no, this dude is: http://www.well.com/~mick/insomnia/insomnia.12.html We finally figured out why it never worked for us. The old wives' cure for insomnia is to count bouncy little sheep leaping over a fence. No wonder it doesn't work. Bouncy sheep are hyperactive and wide awake. They're the last thing you need to dwell on when you want to go to sleep. So try the variation that worked for us. Count sleeping sheep. Imagine a beautiful green meadow stretching to infinity. Every ten feet or so, right in a row, lies a peaceful, sleeping sheep. Imagine that you're just gliding by, almost floating. And that you pass by a sheep every 3 or 4 seconds (experiment to find which time interval works best for you -- it varies from person to person). Count the sheep and glide on to the next, and the next, and so on. Take it from us. Sleeping sheep are much more effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 i'm going to watch cartoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Good Idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I woke up at 230am last night started making breakfast...then looked at the clock was confused. Went back to sleep and had a dream that a nude Nautica Thorn kept breaking into my new apt opening windows and doors throwing parties in my house when i wasnt home and doing coke on my counters. When I confronted the nude nautica thorn she got pissed freaked out told me that she was going to have people kill me when I fell asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I decided to smoke myself to sleep a few nights ago. It didn't work. I got so high I kept forgetting to breathe and hence couldnt sleep. You should eat a bunch of cereal and watch cartoons. Fuck sleeping anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I choose whiskey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hang on arent you about 7 hours ahead which makes it about 8am. Its a new day SON!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 9:11 actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first_down Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I find the best way to fall asleep, is to try and stay awake. Bizarre I know, but it works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i hate getting up for work, i need at least 6 hours but 9s great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I don't use an alarm clock. I wake up at 11 every morning. Smoke a cigarette and brush my teeth. Then go back to bed until 2. I refuse to be one of those assholes who has to wake up before they are ready to, just to go to work. Around 7 this morning, a retard broke into our house and started either having a seizure or giving birth. It woke me up. Confused. And a bit scared. I made sure both cats were safely in bed with us. And fell back asleep. I couldn't tell where the strange noises were coming from. Or even what someone could be doing that would cause them to make such noises. My mom said I should have dialed 911. Someone was probably getting murderlated. I don't need much sleep though. People have called me a robot because of it. Robot draped in the skin of innocent newborns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 so metal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 i went back to bed about 6 and got up at 12:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 haha "stumble your mind" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 if you wake up in the middle of the night and can't fall back asleep....might as well go bombing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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