metronome Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 hell yes....ahh, to be white and college educated who are you kidding. in two weeks you'll make a thread bitching about how your college education is good for nothing (again), because you've either been fired (again) or quit (again) because of how mundane your life is. edit: my company is too jewish to throw christmas parties, but we do about 3 billion a year. so I'm going to a friends christmas party as her date and doing the drunken high life at a casino resort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 ..... because of how mundane your life is. your SEX LIFE is mundane HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 that was great lens, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 that was great lens, really. wipe the sarcasm from your lip...it's gonna drip all over that potato sack you call a t-shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 now there is no turning back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I almost fell out on this one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 wipe the sarcasm from your lip...it's gonna drip all over that potato sack you call a t-shirt I think you've had enough for one night, sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I think you've had enough for one night, sweetheart. ah, is that what you tell your gf after you socked her for not getting your dinner "just right"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 hey lens aren't you, what, 30 years old? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i don't have a work xmas party, i probably wouldn't even go if i did, i hate that kind of shit usually. but i will however be taking home Kona and Jamacian Blue Mtn coffee from work as a present for myself over the holiday. i did go to a school design dept potluck today though and ate lots of goodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 hey lens aren't you, what, 30 years old? :lol: no, i'm only 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 but i will however be taking home Kona and Jamacian Blue Mtn coffee from work as a present for myself over the holiday. oh schnap....that's some good coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Wow, way to hype yourself up. haha, come on, I never hype myself up on this shit. I'm a self deprecating ass motherfucker. But you're proof that a college education ain't shit. *Plus, our high schools up here are a lot better than yours - that';s a fact. And you never had the overbearing parents that made you do high school math and english in grade 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 No Christmas party for me. The boss just bought all this new gear and did heavy renos on the office and now he's playing cheap on the Christmas party. The rumor is that we're not having the party until late January and it will probably be at the Keg Steakhouse. Please believe I'm ordering steak, lobster tails and scotches. If there's no christmas bonus, I plan on eating a $200 meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 ^ good call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 But you're proof that a college education ain't shit. quote] I kept getting canned from jobs because...THEY WERE SHITTY. You try working in an office park way the fuck out in americana where the only lunch options are the 8 different chain restaurants at the strip mall across the street. Face it, you dropped out because you're just some rank and file prole that doesn't have the intelligence or the patience to finish school. A self-styled coffee shop/dive bar scholar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 But you're proof that a college education ain't shit. quote] I kept getting canned from jobs because...THEY WERE SHITTY. You try working in an office park way the fuck out in americana where the only lunch options are the 8 different chain restaurants at the strip mall across the street. But you know, I got a new job now in the city doing marketing and PR which is what i have been gunning for the past year since my graduation. Those other jobs? A means to an end. Face it, you dropped out because you're just some rank and file prole that doesn't have the intelligence or the patience to finish school. A self-styles coffee shop/dive bar scholar I'll think of you next time I see a homeless person at an intersection That joke was not personal, at all. I would say that to a lot of people, even an Ivy Leaguer. ;) But I'm not sure a high school education is mandatory to be a success. Success, to me at this post-splee moment, meaning cultured and stable. Anyway, Canada's high school graduation rate is probably semi-decent, and I'm just some dude who slipped through the cracks. Hell, I'm only a credit short, and didn't even realize it 'til just a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 this last weekend i went to a sick party..they rented out a museum and had contortionists and trapezzee bitches...all hoes in tight spandex..then there were like 6 open bars...huge amounts of some gourmet shit.a descent band tons of drunk white ladies and asian girls..and they gave each head 500 to gamble with but you couldonly win prizes not cash(the catch)...INTUIT or some shit leading competitors of google oner i believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Our boss rented out a castle for next Sunday. Full open bar and castle for the win! I didnt realize heirs have jobs. Dats dat muthafuggin CASTLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Mine was pretty good excpet for thestupid las vegas theme so naturally all the guys without girls dressed as pimps, all the fags dressed as women (how original) and all the chicks went as brides or as the girl from CSI Las Vegas. showgirls looked good though! fired chicken was also good pic from it was pretty lame all in all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I said to the boss man "I'm busy tonight I'm doodling around" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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