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Tell me some bad stories - make me feel better.

 

I got talked to by the boss for smashing a window. Other dudes got it worse.

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Tell me some bad stories - make me feel better.

 

I got talked to by the boss for smashing a window. Other dudes got it worse.

 

it wasn't the xmas party but at a work outing:

I took a lot of very high quality cocaine with the co-workers, proceded to tell my boss that he was a cripled twat (he had some spinal injury so he walked funny) in front of about 40 people, all my superiors.

there ya go.

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Mine is this sunday. I work at a pub. The free booze starts at our pub and then moves onto another pub owned by my boss. I don't have great expectations of having my job the next day.

 

Hopefullly i will have some decent stories and pics.

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where the fuck do you guys work damn....i have like 5 bosses and tehy are all cheap and depressed motherfuckers...the most we will probably get is free mexican food from the local joint delivered to our break room

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it wasn't the xmas party but at a work outing:

I took a lot of very high quality cocaine with the co-workers, proceded to tell my boss that he was a cripled twat (he had some spinal injury so he walked funny) in front of about 40 people, all my superiors.

there ya go.

 

Damn, that's bad.

 

It's fucked up; I told myself I wouldn't drink too much, but I spent about a bill fifty on whiskey. Good thing is, I won Raptors tickets and a set of shitty tools that I want to sell. But I gotta pay for the window.

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Our shit is gonna be a BBQ in the parking lot during work hours.. Hooray???

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Boss is taking us all out to an high class italian joint thursday. 7 course meal and wine tasting in between each dish.

 

Copious pool and dart games with drinks at bar next door following monster meal.

 

hell yes....ahh, to be white and college educated

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Our shit is gonna be a BBQ in the parking lot during work hours.. Hooray???

 

i dunno man, that sounds pretty cool in it's own right

 

no/sarcasm

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Boss is taking us all out to an high class italian joint thursday. 7 course meal and wine tasting in between each dish.

 

hell yes....ahh, to be white and college educated

 

Dude, I'm a high school drop out that never finished community college and my shit was way better than that. And I work with my hands, which means super satisfying days, from time to time.

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No stories... I've either gotten a bonus or chose not to attend..

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where the fuck do you guys work damn....

 

Urban economic developer/consultation

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i dunno man, that sounds pretty cool in it's own right

 

no/sarcasm

 

Not really... Only for the reason that our crew is there 10-12 hours a day with only Sunday off at the moment.. If anything it interferes with us getting shit done.. Had we planned on enjoying ourselves...

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Sneaks Business: Destroying Third World Countries..........to build a Wal-Mart.

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Dude, I'm a high school drop out that never finished community college .

 

Wow, way to hype yourself up.

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Not really... Only for the reason that our crew is there 10-12 hours a day with only Sunday off at the moment.. If anything it interferes with us getting shit done.. Had we planned on enjoying ourselves...

 

well...shit.

 

spice it up....throw some shotgun shells onto the coals when no one is looking. take pics, post in an awesome thread

 

"IOU and His Shotgun Barbeque Fiasco"

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