Rolf Harris Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Dear new joab... you're pretty cool... so far anyway... I'll just continue taking my time and making things look affy bonny... dear deaf people... I promise I'll learn sign language to at least say hello to you in the mornings... dear blind man... I probably wouldn't be brave enough to give you a nail gun considering you can't see a fuckin' thing... but you make a fuckin' bra joab... Dear girl... You are lovely, bonny as fuck too... however I get the impression that we are both very different people... for example I am an arsehole and you are not... I dunno what to do really... I want to take you oot, but just can either see this ending in tears or we'll have a volvo and a labrador in a few years time... Big Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Dear Breweries, Please stop hopping the shit out of everything. Dear Protestors of America, You'd get further marching on your congressman's office, or on Washington, or by organizing the vote, than by rioting or occupying shit that doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Dear Australian government, Stop being fucking dicks. Stop treating asylum seekers like subhuman parasites and sending them to die and be abused in offshore "processing" concentration camps. Please start taxing the bigger end of town more. Stop screwing over the weakest members of the community to favour the big earners. Start moving past the fixation of a budget surplus when the unemployment rate is rising people are struggling. Stop slugging mums and working families, the elderly and infirm to favour the worlds richest woman and her ilk. Start trying to improve the lot of the indigenous Australian people instead of forcing them off their land by economic means. we used to be a fair country and you're eroding this bit by bit. OH and call an election so we can get you scumbags out of office sooner. Schnit "doing well personally but seeing a lot of people out there not doing so well" Zel. Dear kid who thought I was a cop today while photoing panels, Calm down - I'm way too fat to be a cop schnitzel 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Dear guy in the shitter next to me, sup with a courtesy flush tho.. AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 dear whoever is bumping old threads ugh !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Dear Sac Kings thanks for dumping some bum ass players on the 6ers & picking up Belinelli & Rondo.. I ain't mad atcha.. AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 dear public enemy thanks for coming up on mu ipod this morning on the way to work with "harder than you think" got me pretty psyched Just - Like -That! schnitzel. dear panels, some of you fuckers better be running today - I seen you on instagram so roll through central platforms 16-23 between 12:15 and 1:15pm. got a mag to publish schnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Dear brain, Please let me look for and apply for new jobs. This shit is getting so old. Thanks, Butthole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Dear 12oz, Hi. -$eyer Dear CaliG, I finally signed on again, pimpin. Now I'll take time to look for your thread. I kept my promise. Word is bond right? lol -$eyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Dear meek, step yo bars up son.. AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 dear 12oz, its like getting to know an old love all over again. I forgot what his favorite spots were but I know at one point I liked to touch em . sitting in a room not knowing where to begin eh SMski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 dear air & food, keep sustaining me mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 dear cough, go away....ive been sick for 2 weeks now....im over it..leave me alone. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 ^neti pot and salt gargle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Dear Giant, Thanks. F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Dear libido, Get it together. You're not 17 anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 dear symbols, just saw your post right now. funny you mentioned the neti pot....while i was sick, i was seriously considering buying one from the store when i was picking cough syrup. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 i use one, especially before and after travel. they seem to shorten the duration and lessen the intensity of a cold when i do get one as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Dear 12oz niggas, Holy fuck its been a minute. The good homie just inspired a long overdue return. Hope everybody good. Old and new. Miss my homie poz. Haven't scanned to see if that's already been covered. Surely it has. Life's wild, mang. Niggas can't ever seem to remember that shit. Guess that's part of the reason you fall off or don't. Me. Ahh shit. Just being vast. And vague. And workin n'lurkin. Do your boy a solid and point the finger to some cool shit I must have missed these last...fuck....idefk. Two years maybe. I know there's a last login but I'm on beers. And ain't nobody got time fo'dat. Cheerio my niggas. Life is straight. Peace. -Nasty Noesy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 welcome back sad to say i don't think you've missed much but we missed you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 dear america, we're our own worst enemy. - inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpeck Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Dear workday, Please get over so I can put on a skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 dear jpeck, please be a female. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaksCorenWylt Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Give her some ketamine. Then she'll be a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Dear fellow oontzers, First time I posted was 15 years ago! Still talk to some of yous. I'm down for a reunion. Xoxo Milky G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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