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Dear friendzoneroner

 

I spent two years of a very important time of my life being your bitch wrapped around your finger because every time it looked like I was drifting away from you, you'd pull me back in with a "It's going to happen soon". I swore to god I loved you but I'm not putting up with being your sideline watching you fuck every guy you just met talking about loving him when I've been there for you since your first year in high school.

 

Have a good fucking life. I hope he's worth it.

 

RüKnowWho

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Dear friendzoneroner

 

I spent two years of a very important time of my life being your bitch wrapped around your finger because every time it looked like I was drifting away from you, you'd pull me back in with a "It's going to happen soon". I swore to god I loved you but I'm not putting up with being your sideline watching you fuck every guy you just met talking about loving him when I've been there for you since your first year in high school.

 

Have a good fucking life. I hope he's worth it.

 

RüKnowWho

 

Ruinine,

 

sorry to hear that - seems like you got a real bum steer.

next time be harsher... been there as well

 

schnitzel

 

dear Monday

 

Nice one! looking forward to work

 

schnitzel.

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dear oontz

 

it'll be a good day when those who can't think things through realize

the mods don't act with one brain

nor do we sit around discussing the next move before it's made

 

:rolleyes:

 

!@#$%

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Dear self,

 

Slamming beer and then lashing out at the one chick who puts up with your shit is not a cool party trick.

 

Sort it out, you fucking tuna.

 

Sincerely,

 

BelligerentIdiotOner.

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Dear Insurance company

fuck your website and it's shitty online claiming system

I submitted my claim last year through your website.

 

you finally tell me that you never received it.

 

I called so many times and got shunted around and finally I get this little bit of information.

 

I am so fucked the strata plan is going to have my balls.

 

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

 

gonna fucking burn your building down you cunts.

 

Pissed off schnitz.

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dear red light cameras,

 

i hope some crazy person walks around with a blowtorch and cuts you all down!

 

almost $600 in fines!?!??!?!?!?......fuuuuuuck.....its like im buying the city an ipad or something!....assholes.

 

cG

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Dear Half Term,

 

My fuckery, it's been like what, 9, 10 years? How ya been?

 

TDB

 

Dear Decy,

 

I am still gonna Dear _______ you. You know.

 

<3 TDB

 

Dear Cali,

 

Pls make yourself up a costume and everything. We'll call you something clever that someone else will have to come up with cos I'm drawing a blank.

 

Yours in anticipation,

TDB

 

Dear Symbols,

 

All that stuff you posted in the What Are You Doing thread sounds wicked. I'm going to google it all and expand my mind. Thanks.

 

TDB :)

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Dear TDB

 

yea I know!

 

Dear Oontz

 

still check you daily, just been quiet, hope you all doing well.

 

Dear weekend

 

hmmm tempted to buy GTA5, but should probably be productive

 

Decy

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dear red light cameras,

 

i hope some crazy person walks around with a blowtorch and cuts you all down!

 

almost $600 in fines!?!??!?!?!?......fuuuuuuck.....its like im buying the city an ipad or something!....assholes.

 

cG

 

many people do try to break those in a fit of rage, but this man avoided tickets in the funnest way possible, til the party ended..

 

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/making-a-monkey-of-police/story-e6freuy9-1225772164619

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dear symbols,

 

i dont know how to use a blow torch :(

 

cG

 

dear TDB,

 

my costume would be "blow torch man"....um....wow...that sounds super gay!

 

cG

 

dear sleaze,

 

monkey mask could work....but i read online that they will automatically dismiss the ticket if the opposite gender to the person who the car is registered to was driving (so if the car is registered to a man and a woman is driving, they will dismiss the ticket)...im thinking about buying a wig...lol.

 

cG

 

dear I_R,

 

lol....i'll cut them down too!

 

cG

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dear Cali,

 

Blow Torch Man was one of the subtly clever nicknames I came up with too. Others included Cali Flame Boy and Blow Torch Boy. I think I stopped once I hit Blow Boy; that is a time to give up.

 

:) TDB

 

Dear I_R

 

That camera costume dude looks like a Minecraft baddy. Amazing.

 

TDB

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