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Dear TDB,

 

What does bundling mean? I'm guessing it's hugging or sloppily crashing into him while babbling excitedly and spilling his beer. Then again, those could be one and the same. Thank you for the Happy Friday wishes.

 

-Realism

 

You're welcome! And you're bang on re bundling, at least in terms of me. I will most likely be very loud too, and possibly injure myself. S'just how I roll ;)

 

 

 

Dear 12oz,

 

No matter what I click on to enter a thread, I'm always on the first page. This is confusing. I'm questioning my own sanity. Whut?

 

Dear housemates,

 

This place is not the worst nightclub to exist in the 80s, so why are you soundtracking the living room as if it is?

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Dear Realism,

 

as you've admitted to a secret child and a previously undisclosed marriage, I feel it's only fair that I should tell you not to try and draw any money out from your bank, try to take out a loan or apply for any credit cards for say, the text 10 years or so.

 

Love you boo

 

 

 

Dear Dr Scientist,

 

where've you been hiding to?

 

grd phd

 

 

Dear weather,

 

I ain't mad at'cha. I can't speak for the people I've let down today due to my apathy that I'm blaming you for.

 

badgrd

 

 

Dear Dada,

 

You've made awesome strides in your recovery over the last year. So, the fact that I've only just realised it's fathers day tomorrow and haven't gotten you anything is nowt, in the grand scheme of things, right?

 

your favourite child

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dear seys,

 

stay up.

stay strong.

you've got a lot of people rooting for you.

 

- inj

 

dear snowden,

 

thank you.

i'm reading the reddit live chat right now and it is so fucking encouraging. i hope this is the start of america waking the fuck up. we have changes to make and he might have started the fire in a mjaor way. /nocrossfire

 

dear philly company,

 

hire me.

 

love,

 

inj

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Dear everyone,

Thanks for the support- you really don't know how much I appreciate it <3

Still standing and breathing, and keeping my brother and sister in check and it's doing good.

 

Non sexual hugs for everyone, I love you guys.

-Seyer

 

Dear fathers day,

Not really a fan of you cause I don't have that great of a father. However, I hope you GOOD dads had a great time celebrating fathers day!

 

-Seyer

 

Dear person who hit my car this morning,

Stop texting while driving! Learn the rules damnit.

Konichiwah motherfucker!

 

-seyangryatazndrivers

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Dear seyer,

 

I'm glad you're hanging in there. Massive hug. Seyer, you'rea good soul, it's weird how you can tell from so little but you can. x

 

Dear dad,

 

It was tough but I miss you every day and I dunno if the pain will ever stop creeping up in random moments. Guess that's life. I know you'd be proud of the people myself and Lil Bro have become. I love you.

 

Dear Lil Bro,

 

i miss you. and I worry bout you every day. But you have grown into the most awesome young man and I am proud of you constantly; you're calm, chill, slow to emotionally react - all the things I'm not. We make a good team and I love you.

 

Dear TDB,

 

You're doing good dude. Fair play for not geting mired in all that emotional mental shit this time round.

 

Dear fingers/brain,

 

Stop thinking and typing now, it's bed time.

 

Dear Oontz [again]

 

whoah, sorry, that was deep. But sometimes this shit needs an out, y'know? Life is weird, and tough, and beautiful.

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dear TDB,

 

sleep. its good for you.

 

- inj

 

dear dog,

 

elated that you've got just a torn ligament and not hip displaysia. i'll still have to put you down early, but it's better news than a $6000 surgery, like thousands of dollars cheaper.

 

- inj

 

dear ex,

 

i really don't know why you hit me up last night. we haven't talked in 5 weeks, and you're traveling europe, meeting people, living the life. meanwhile i'm trying to save money to start my life again, pay rent and insurance, and considering my loneliness/brokeness. and i want to avoid acquiring more addictions than i already have.

 

i'm still too afflicted by feelings to be a friend to you and i'm too nervous to say that. i want you and i want the best for you and i care for you like a man ought to and i can't say any of that.

 

- inj

 

dear seyer,

 

give me a call sometime, i miss talking to you.

 

- inj

 

dear symbols,

 

if you're looking for new people to hang with, i am back in ******* for the conceivable future.

 

- inj

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Dear TBD,

Thanks for the sexual dildo hugs, I kinda needed that. :D

-seyoyayo

 

Dear Calicaliguuulaaa,

I'll take the hip thrusting hugs from you without fear. I ain't mad at ya! *tupac voice*

-seyseysey

 

Dear inj,

Promise me that you won't kill your dog. I'd seriously would pay 10k to keep my dog alive.

-MS14

 

Dear everyone at work,

Fuck yall

-me

 

Dear dude,

For an about to be 30 yr old you seem to need to get your shit together soon. And fast.

I also wish you'd recognize how much shit I've done and do for you. "Aint no one gonna love you better!" *insert ghey singing here*

-seyyobiatch

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dear rolf...

 

well done dickhead! there's the warning you knew fine well was coming...

 

you do well by not drinking when you put your mind to it, and you don't miss it...

 

idiot... now get on with life, get a new job, in fact a new career... as there is no building going on... anywhere... join the firies or go offshore... dae something, this joab yir in's pure shite...

 

Rolf

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Dear dude,

For an about to be 30 yr old you seem to need to get your shit together soon. And fast.

I also wish you'd recognize how much shit I've done and do for you. "Aint no one gonna love you better!" *insert ghey singing here*

-seyyobiatch

 

 

dear seyer

 

i've found that people are generally who they are by the time they're about 25.

if someone hasn't gotten it together by then, chances are good they never will

this opinion has held up well as i've gotten old(er.)

also, inconsiderate people don't usually become considerate.

good luck with all that

 

!@#$%

 

 

 

 

 

dear me

 

i'm glad you can still get out there and do it to it,

even at your ripe age

 

!@#$%

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dear seyer

 

i've found that people are generally who they are by the time they're about 25.

if someone hasn't gotten it together by then, chances are good they never will

this opinion has held up well as i've gotten old(er.)

also, inconsiderate people don't usually become considerate.

good luck with all that

 

!@#$%

 

 

 

 

Dear symbols,

I have a strong feeling that you're striking gold with that point. Though it seems like a lot

of folks I know who are at least 25 or older have not gotten it together. It's pretty scary.

 

-seyeryayer

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Dear Decy,

 

Christ on a fuckin pushbike I miss you. Thank you so much for all the sane you're keeping in me. I didn't expect this to happen but the more I know you the deeper I fall. 2 sleeps. xxxxx

 

Dear TDB,

 

You need to cut down the drinking shit dude. And also move out of the conversion with 20 people who seem to delight in being contrary major drunk asshats and proper upset you last night. Curled up on a kitchen counter weeping is not a good look.

 

You're doing good otherwise, remember that and that you should be proud of the transition you made. You have been through AN INSANE AMOUNT OF SHIT in the last month, not to mention in your life overall, and the fact you're not dead or majorly alkie is something to be proud of. The things you did in the last month alone... woman, you are waaay stronger than you give yourself credit for.

 

See what happens when you choose booze over paint? EVERY TIME WOMAN. It's insane how paint keeps you out of more trouble than it gets you in. Keep painting, keep sketching, your dreams will come true (I hope).

 

Dear Oontz,

 

What's up guys? Whatcha been doin? Please share your worst housemate stories so I can feel less like a superidiot and more like a human.

 

Dear Sey - more dildo hugs for you xxxxxx

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Dear folks,

Have you ever came across that one person at work that just makes you pissed off knowing that they're in the office? You don't even have to see them- just knowing that they're there makes you wanna bust in their space and ruin their facial with your fist?

 

-MS14

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