bourgeoisie Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 DEar Mac Daddy, Thanks for making me jump (jump!) and for giving me the courage to wear my baggy pants backwards when I was 12. See you when I get there. B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Dear Childhood Dream, I will be seeing you sooner than expected, thank you. I promise I'll never take anything for granted. Cheers, thepro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 dear skateboarding, thanks for being there, and so awesome lately. sorry I kept you on the backburner for so long. Dear netflix, thanks for keeping me entertained, but you're a bad influence on my sleeping patterns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 dear baby my gf was due to have two days ago. Hurry the fuck up! Looking forward to meeting you and having a lot of trouble focussing at work.. each day you chill out in there you make me re do my handover notes for my workmates..... plus my girlfriend is really tired and sore and wants to meet you as well. Poppa to be schnitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 dear schnitz, congrats! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 dear schnitz, your girl pop yet? congrats poppa !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dear 12oz, Hi. Okay, bye. -catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 DATASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dear Boats, LOOK AT U SON -Realism Dear 12oz, If I didn't dick around so much, maybe I'd be a mod. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dear 5-0, Stop thinkin that you're the god. M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dear 12oz, How is IOU not a mod? Oh yeah, cuz be drunk most of my life... Wait, where am I? YOU.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 dear symbols... this vegetarian life is the fuckin' business... Rolf (vegetarian) Haggis ken like ah that haggis yi get wi ah the nuts an that in it ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Dear Mothers Who Didn't Abort Their Babies, Its your day.. One day of the year, which will probably suck, because your kids probably suck and the shitty father you chose for them probably sucks as well. That is all... IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 dear schnitz, your girl pop yet? congrats poppa !@#$% Dear !@#$% not as yet - but if nothing tonight, tomorrow she's booked in so either way it's gonna be cool! travelling days are over and I kind of couldn't be happier! poppaschnitzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 yes! good luck schnitz! don-dada! beers in 2018? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Dear !@#$% not as yet - but if nothing tonight, tomorrow she's booked in so either way it's gonna be cool! travelling days are over and I kind of couldn't be happier! poppaschnitzel dear schnitz AWWWWWWW. good luck! !@#$% dear symbols... this vegetarian life is the fuckin' business... Rolf (vegetarian) Haggis ken like ah that haggis yi get wi ah the nuts an that in it ken? dear VegHaggis glad you like it i'm enjoying veganism. tell ya what, someone found out how old i was the other day and straight would not believe it i attribute it partly to vegetarianism. many rewards and of course, pat yourself on the back, cuz vegetarians do more to help the environment than any other lifestyle change !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear Veggies, Thanks for all the extra meat... /nohomo. IOUisnotpayingyouback BTW, just got a veggie cookbook to help balance out the amount of damage I do to myself... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 dear schnitzel, cool! yay mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 dear Schnitzel... congratulations... i realise i'm late on that... dear symbols... cheery! i've kind of done it by accident. tried eating healthier foods, and then decided not to bother with teh meat again... i do look a lot better, even if i've been drinking beer the night before, i don't wake up anywhere near as rough and looking like an aids victim for the rest of the day... Dear potential new joab... can you please get back to me as soon as humanly possible... I really am beginning to understand why psychopaths shoot up their entire workplaces... Dear mate... I don't know if it's justified you "pushing" your girlfriend after she belted you in the coupon... I don't care too much either, but can you please sort that shit out instead of asking me to go and shoot water balloons that are hanging off of trees in the middle of some fuckin' damp pishy forest miles away... i would rather watch the rangers play fitba'... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 dear catface, for reals? thats all we get? a hi and a bye? remember all the fun times you and 12oz had together?!? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Dear Schnitz, Congrats on being a daddy! -Seyer Dear self, No more edibles for you. -Seyerrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 dear co-workers, i hate you all. especially the ones that snitch to management. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Dear Cali, I shall co-sign you on this. I hate everyone at work. -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Dear coworker, sorry I had to snitch you out to management, but you are a fucker and I'm not going to lose this job because you can't do your job right. Shoulda let that kid punch you in the face too, but I didn't want to see anyone go to jail. Consider yourself lucky, you whiny little bitch. -RespectmyEmployeesAlways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 dear co-worker... cheer up, you have a face like jeremy kyle told you; "you are the father!" Rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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