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dear foreman,

 

ive had 6 months off because of the snow, which consisted of alot of weed smoking and call of duty. please understand im not in the shape i was when i was laid off in november and itll take me a few days to get back into it. you spouting off at the mouth and being an asshole when all you do is sit in the truck is getting old quick. without me youd be working your ass off and running a backhoe all day, instead of sitting in your chevy pretending youre not 35 and still listening to a 5 year old deadmau5 cd. count your blessings motherfucker.

 

-sdubya

 

dear new kid at work,

 

youre 18 and have a justin beiber haircut therefore you will stick the beiber stickers i spent 4 dollars on when i was buying smokes on your hardhat. stop complaining.

 

-sw

 

dear ch0,

 

sorry for ranting about work, but after 15 hours i felt the need to vent. my apologies.

 

-sayword

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dear womans sister,

 

your fb update...

 

 

GOALS:

-Complete FFI/II

-Participate/complete two more tough mudders

-Participate/complete at least two running events

-Be able to at least balance on four basketballs like the ultimate tough mudder training moustache dude...

...Maybe even be able to a push up or two on said balls...

That's right.. I said it..

 

BY JANUARY 2013

 

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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sincerely elis six.

 

 

p.s you do know the out of state us having sex loophole is still in effect.

 

 

p.s.s turns out hot mess means emotionally disheveled .................round here

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Dear Londoners,

 

Boris, again? He's an effete, bumbling imbecile. I am disappoint.

 

- grd

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Dear 12 oz kin,

 

hi

I miss this place.

Even tho I get to chat a bit and share pics with some of you on FB, Instagram, and good ole phone/text--- killing time on 12 had its good times. I swear I feel behind on news and jokes now.

My life is fucking amazing right now.

I have theee best child hands down-she will be

graduating High school next month with advanced honors and in August we will be heading to the East Coast and I will be leaving her in Pittsburgh as she will be attending college there.

I plan on a helluva road trip. lotsa pictures and stories to tell.

She isnt as happy about a road trip as I am, she should just be thankful I am not making her hop trains to get where we need to go..

 

Love

lOve

loVe

lovE

to you all.

 

eSeMeXeXeL

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Dear Anyone

 

Within 24 hours of leaving the family, I have a full time job sorted, monday to friday, no bank holidays and a 10 minutes walk from my house! Which means I'm sorted for seeing my son.

 

Might have sorted a few painting spots too.

 

Shit is finally looking up!

 

Decy

 

 

 

dood,

so glad you finally pulled the trigger

sure, sometimes shit doesn't work out when you take a risk,

but sometimes ... it makes your life amazing

 

fuckin awesome you went for it!

 

!@#$%

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Dear SM,

 

congrats to the girl and you for being a super awesome mam!!

 

- sg

 

 

Dear today,

 

fuck off, it's not even 10:30 yet and you've been fucking awful.

 

- pissed off me

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Dear Symbols

 

Cheers, things are good, everything still going smooth so pretty positive, think the lack of time I have been on here recently is reflective of that, actually doing things for once hah

 

Decy

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Dear hot new gardener,

 

you can maintain my lawn as often as you like.

 

- grd

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Dear grd

 

didnt bother coming to the port this weekend was feeling shite, should be thre this coming weekend, I'll give you a shout if I do

 

Dear Tooth

 

Don't start this shit again

 

Decy

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Dear Decy,

 

dim problem, next time you're down I'll bring you some tramadol, I just found loads in a kitchen cupboard.

Feel better soon innit

 

- sg

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Dear Summer Weather,

 

Please stick around until may long weekend so I can pass out drunk comfortably outside whilst in the mountains.

 

CH

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dear amazon seller,

 

YUSOMADTHO!!? like come on son. why am i the bad guy for negging you because you

sent me the wrong edition of a book. this is why there are pictures. you see which one you want. buy it.

expect the same shit to come in the mail. how many fucking times does this shit have to happen before i spazz out a start trippin!?

 

 

-noestradimbus

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Dear I_R

 

Yea my son is dealing with it well, he even got on a canvas wall with a couple of good artists this weekend hah wouldn't have done that before! I prefer it and I think he does, much more stuff to do here!

 

Dear Tooth

 

My self prescribed regime of antibiotics I found appears to be working fuck yea!!

 

Dear grd

 

Tramadol is always good to have, will give you a shout this weekend!

 

Decy

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Dear grd

 

you seen that Wu Tang are closing the Big Splash festival on July 16th??

crazy, gonna have to go to that I think haha

 

Decy

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Dear Decy,

 

Wait, WHAT?! We are going!!!

That's super bizarre though innit.

 

- grd

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Dear Realism

 

I will make a 'Realism says Hi Ghostface' banner and take it

 

Dear grd

 

Tickets aren't on sale yet, I will keep an eye out for them though, might give you a shout over the weekend as I'm finishing my dragon.

 

Decy

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dear peeps going to see da wu

 

i thought they were pretty awful live

 

 

!@#$%

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