eviltrailer77 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Sir, All that I would request of you, good sir, is that you endeavor to communicate in a more comprehensible manner in the future. Evil Von Trailerington the 77th 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 dear new city, i am not a fan. You do not amuse me. Your people are materialistic and bad drivers to boot. Please let me leave as soon as possible. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear grd, Thank you for the kind thoughts. -Realism Dear last night, Not that walking home at 5 in the morning being offered blowjobs and hash every half block wasn't fun, but you probably should have just made me stay at the first bar. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear Realism That sucks you should go back there punch them in the face and steal stuff. Dear Life Give me some fucking money so I can move out of this hell hole and away from this woman, I need my own place otherwise im gonna go fucking insane. fed up decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Dear Realisim Stay off the boulevard of broken dreams. Aka hunts point. I_R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Dear London and Tulum, Mexico, London OR THE U.K. in general, I was born to live there. bring me back, please. Tulum, I'm supposed to visit you in the summer time when I'm not in the U.K. Always, Malinez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Dear Banana Fishie Cutie Face, Happy cake day! your texas homie, -marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 dear couple with the crying baby next door, obviously you hear your kid crying and you are trying to break him of some habit. but i got news for you, it's not working. i swear to god that if it doesn't stop, i will come over there and show him what real pain is. -M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 dear slumlord, i will enjoy every moment of spending money on a lawyer to burn you for the last year and a halfs rent if i find ANYTHING in my room not in the same place i left it. fucking faggot slumlords. tenants at will can fuck you up real quick guy. and dear dude, claiming that you wrote my word for a couple years in the 80's stfu. never heard of you braH. been at it 12 years. walk away homie. -noesydimbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear oontz.... i finally got a joab! that will be all... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear girlfriend, Please hurry the fuck up so I can go bench and enjoy this beautiful day. -Steve- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear Cunt who stole my bike I fucking have you on CCTV and if I fucking see you then you better believe im gonna cut your fucking throat open, you fucking scummy piece of fucking shit, I will not rest til I fucking break your bones. Fucking ready to go postal Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear rolf haggis, i dinna know you were oot of a job. CONGRATS! -m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear Rolf congrats man, enjoy all the booze you can now buy! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 dear decy... cheers, i'm gonna try and save the beer money for a BMW though... i hope you get that wee cararvan dwelling tinky bastard that stole yir bike tae... dear massgraff... i wasn't oot of a job, technically speaking... i was self-employed... so when i had work, the money was bra... now though i'll be gettin' a shitey wage, but it's money every week ken? an maybe even a wee van to drive aboot in tae... the more you ken... off to le boozer Rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear American intelligence services, I accidentally downloaded a bunch of jihadist magazines written in English while I was doing some research. They were riddled with advisories to cover your Interweb tracks when searching for, obtaining, and contacting the magazine. Whoops. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear Realism Good luck getting home! decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Dear Fat Cunt Who Lives Next Door, Kill yourself. Best, Cool_Hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear Decy, that sucks! Money down it's ringland peoples. I ohpe you get it back! - grd Dear Rolf, I'll say it again, well done you!! - grd Dear Realism, enjoy the cavity searches and your upcoming holibobs to guantanamo by the bay, I hear it's a lovely resort. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear Paris, I'm a bit broke, and I need paint, about 300-400 cans would be good to start. Be sweet to have a replenishing stock of Montana Gold, and MTN94. Get on that. -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear Realism, Way to get informed on what the other half does. Good recon! Just watch your ass, because I'm sure DHS will be looking for you. -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 dear thread, do you think they will actually go after him or just trace his every keystroke online? I think they are a little more clever than just showing up at your door like, "hey, fuck you for looking at a website." But yeah, no more 'private browsing' for realism... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 dear Mi, fuck yeah!! - super happy grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Dear everyone, I'm basing my safety from cavity searches and waterboarding on two factors: one, I have very close family in the military intelligence field. Two, I'm a white male, which as we all know puts me above the law. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 ^^true story. They'd already be at my house for that shit. Dear World... Whatsupwitdat? -user- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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